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DeirdreS: Omg! Planeload of Mormon missionaries! How shall I keep from singing?
DeirdreS: Ironically, video of my own talk one of the hardest I ever edited, because of need to synch the example video clips. A bit echoey at times..
DeirdreS: @benjaminajacobs @pennjillette many of us do. We’re called atheists.
DeirdreS: RT @scottherson: @joyent #cloud fall trainings scheduled: http://t.co/mURRh9it #dtrace , #analytics , cloud migrations.
DeirdreS: RT @ddtrejo: @izs forking stops orgies! “if they are willing to encourage forking, they are much less likely to engage in a governance o …
DeirdreS: 9 years ago I wrote about An Italian Tradition of Infidelity http://t.co/dLhILGY4
DeirdreS: “eggnog pizza” http://t.co/2rmXOi1Y
DeirdreS: RT @diamandakis: Another former AWS customer makes the switch to the Joyent cloud. http://t.co/DOaM2B5d
DeirdreS: Thanks to whoever it was who followed a link from my site to Amazon (probably for a book) and then bought a $4000 hard disk – I made $160!
DeirdreS: @jmclulow thanks! It’ll be your turn soon.
DeirdreS: Yay! horses!
DeirdreS: Bernie Sanders Exposes the 26 Billionaires who are Buying the 2012 Election | UPWORTHY http://t.co/CQJS0z1F
DeirdreS: RT @izs: “As soon as people have to agree, guess what! It’s *governance* time!”
“Software is not democratic.”
DeirdreS: My talk from #FISL â€šÃ„ÃºUsing Video to Communicate Technologyâ€šÃ„Ã¹ #tonofisl13 http://t.co/AbhaULpV
DeirdreS: @jmclulow It is now! Took 10 hours to upload.
DeirdreS: New! My talk from FISL: â€šÃ„ÃºUsing Video to Communicate Technologyâ€šÃ„Ã¹ http://t.co/AHBhdkYd
DeirdreS: @grazianig true, but Switzerland at least has some largish lakes…
DeirdreS: RT @strlen: You know what makes me miss Solaris? Watching @bifrosty2k try to a network install of Linux (1st Ubuntu, then FC17) on serve …
DeirdreS: Brazilian TV showed Austria vs Australia beach volleyball match. Bet they didn’t show this in the US – commentators hopelessly confused.
DeirdreS: …Let’s just have a “do jumping jacks in bikinis” competition. That’ll make about as much sense.
DeirdreS: Waitaminute… How many kinds of beach volleyball are there, and is it necessary to play them ALL?
DeirdreS: Why does Austria have a beach volleyball team?
DeirdreS: Now it’s a race against time to see if I can compress and upload my #FISL talk video before getting on a plane tomorrow…
DeirdreS: RT @ahl: blog post on recent DTrace usability enhancements (and implementation details that would test anyone’s patience) http://t.co/k9 …
DeirdreS: @pcrampton @equestrian_news video available somewhere? Kinda doubt they showed this in Brazil.
DeirdreS: RT @LOLGOP: An honest version of the Republican platform would say, “We’re still trying to get straight marriage right.”
DeirdreS: Whatever TF OnSwipe is, it mostly doesn’t work. How do I turn it off?
DeirdreS: RT @iMilnb: “Just use pkgin. The End.” I really love that quote 🙂 (from http://t.co/mPXzhAxZ) @joyent
DeirdreS: Finally, a goddess I can identify with: http://t.co/hSglpEQm
DeirdreS: 9 years ago I filmed cool tricks with tops: http://t.co/TWbR1CbE
DeirdreS: 3 years ago I asked: “Who’s a guy?” http://t.co/HojIfI8r
DeirdreS: 7 years ago I filmed the Mussoorie monsoon: http://t.co/KhabqkaW
DeirdreS: 11 years ago I wrote about Supporting a Company in an Online Public Forum http://t.co/i2nnNaPJ
DeirdreS: RT @NomdeB: Romney continues to “wow” on the world stage: http://t.co/EJQwtXwL
DeirdreS: RT @brainpicker: THIS. Henry Miller on reading, creative influence, and what’s wrong with education http://t.co/wTyk0uZ6
DeirdreS: @jmclulow @johnnysunshine I vote we go back to the true Greek style: naked. That’ll separate the boys from the men, as it were.
DeirdreS: Having the unusual experience of editing video of myself. Not as off-putting as I’d feared, but still strange.
DeirdreS: .@ProducerMatthew @reutersmedia So what really matters to everyone including the athletes is money. Grace, skill, Sportsmanship…?
DeirdreS: RT @AnissaMayhew: this is a freaking genius idea http://t.co/xna7JHv6
DeirdreS: @hridaybala badminton would be fun to watch, but haven’t seen it yet in Brazil.
DeirdreS: Some have told me they watch Olympics to admire beauty and athleticism. If so, what matter if time-delay means you already know who won?
DeirdreS: @hridaybala which events is India competing in?
DeirdreS: Feel that Olympics are going the way of big conferences: trying to do too much of everything, end up being 80% boring to most of us.
DeirdreS: only seeing olympics because in hotel room. Just can’t bring myself to care about esoteric sports that most only “care” about every 4 years.
DeirdreS: @kjwcode I’d go for that. At least then we’d be admitting what it’s really about.
DeirdreS: Umm… Beach volleyball wearing bikinis over body stockings. Isn’t that totally missing the point?
DeirdreS: RT @raypride: RT @SenSanders: Ending the Bush tax breaks for the top 2% would reduce the deficit by about $1 trillion over the next decade.
DeirdreS: RT @VinylphileMag: If OS X Mountain Lion is the world’s most advanced desktop OS, why does it STILL not have ZFS or the option for input …
DeirdreS: @joechung maybe there are just too many (bizarre and obscure) events?
DeirdreS: @postwait we’re further south, where it actually is winter…
DeirdreS: RT @ZacharyQuinto: this is straight to the core of the matter:
DeirdreS: RT @umairh: The six Walmart heirs are worth as much as the bottom 150 million. Meanwhile, 1 in 7 kids lives in poverty.
DeirdreS: How has snoring not been weeded out by evolution? Surely being murdered in your sleep by your mate is not conducive to reproductive success.
DeirdreS: 7 years ago I filmed Tenzing’s Monkey Tales http://t.co/Ruh4zxRZ
DeirdreS: Truly epic snore coming from somewhere nearby in this hotel.
DeirdreS: 11 years ago I posted a picture of a funny garbage can: http://t.co/tRb4misu
DeirdreS: @Danjite sorry, I’m actually in Brazil at the moment, don’t know if there’s a stream. Mind,like everyone else’s, coverage v local-centric.
DeirdreS: Olympic coverage on Brazilian TV is nearly ad-free, and no less comprehensible to me than it would be in English.
DeirdreS: Btw one very cool thing about Equestrian events: no separate men’s and women’s.
DeirdreS: Someone tell me when they show the equestrian events. Otherwise, don’t care.
DeirdreS: RT @vambenepe: So many “How To Watch The Olympics From Anywhere” articles. So few “How To Not Hear About The Olympics” articles.
DeirdreS: @jonasthaler next time I visit I demand that as my wakeup tune!
DeirdreS: RT @bcantrill: Celebrating OS X’s integration of pgrep and pkill with an anecdote that had to be told: http://t.co/kN6kKDZz #wchan
DeirdreS: Not surprisingly, had this song stuck in my head all evening – but didn’t expect to find such a charming rendition! http://t.co/08SLGA7y
DeirdreS: RT @brendangregg: My #FISL13 slides: http://t.co/V1LQPdPP Performance Analysis: The USE Method
DeirdreS: RT @lindsaycampbell: Listening to everyone tweet about how much #nbc sucks at doing the Olympics is the most boring thing on twitter, ev …
DeirdreS: RT @hemantmehta: Church to Couple: We Canâ€šÃ„Ã´t Let You Get Married Here Because Youâ€šÃ„Ã´re Black http://t.co/0XDmLWxD
DeirdreS: RT @brendangregg: If you are at #fisl13, @merlyn is starting now in the Tux room on git. @Deirdres is filming
DeirdreS: RT @F4Fake1: L’Italia vince l’oro con l’arco e la spada. L’argento con la pistola. Dovesse scoppiâˆšâ€ na guerra medievale spaccheremmo svar …
DeirdreS: @chris_st_pierre they did the waistband thing to me, too, and I think it’s a new emphasis. New intelligence on waistband bombs?
DeirdreS: My #FISL talk went well, I’m happy. Thanks to @brendangregg for filming, should have video up in a few days.
DeirdreS: 3 years ago I attended a Woodstock School reunion on houseboats: http://t.co/PGPcVEnw
DeirdreS: 8 years ago I filmed a very funny talk about growing up in India: http://t.co/aMGUPEIi
DeirdreS: New @bcantrill video from #FISL: Corporate Open Source Anti-Patterns: Doing It Wrong #tonofisl13 http://t.co/vP1VKoKb
DeirdreS: Today #FISL I’m speaking at 13:00 on Using Video to Communicate Technology, @brendangregg at 15:00 on Performance Analysis #tonofisl13
DeirdreS: Watching the opening ceremony with commentary I can’t understand in Portuguese is probably a plus. HRH looks grumpy.
DeirdreS: RT @indutny: #joyent is really awesome http://t.co/vBR7v9S8
DeirdreS: RT @anildash: “Now sing if the Queen’s wearing a precious stone stolen from your country!”
DeirdreS: @samueldean umm what?
DeirdreS: @tomcoates it’s only fair – we made London see Romney
DeirdreS: @feepk excellent, thanks!
DeirdreS: The suggestion is that we take this home to try on our spouses. Not sure that’s a good idea… http://t.co/xV5vyOCa
DeirdreS: Dessert http://t.co/VRZadTP9
DeirdreS: Drunken geek conversations. Fascinating, but I won’t remember a thing in the morning.
DeirdreS: New @bcantrill video from #FISL: Corporate Open Source Anti-Patterns: Doing It Wrong #tonofisl13 http://t.co/vP1VKoKb
DeirdreS: RT @postsecret: “There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” –Maya Angelouâ€šÃ„Ã¹
DeirdreS: .@alizasherman @PamelaSchure Grace was perhaps correct about most humans, but some of us embrace change, perhaps because we’ve had no choice
DeirdreS: @StopRush Heartbroken I’ll never have a job with Rush – not!
DeirdreS: My talk for #FISL tomorrow is coming together nicely, now to edit together all the example video clips I want to use…
DeirdreS: RT @yesthattom: New post: Dear Mom And Dad: Dear Mom And Dad,
Many times I’ve tried to explain to you what I do for a living. … http …
DeirdreS: RT @feepk: We will give our 2nd talk at #fisl at 5 PM in 40T. Come around if you want to know more about coding on VLC and using it in y …
DeirdreS: Video from @bcantrill ‘s talk #FISL uploading to YouTube now, but will take >4 hours given large size and limited hotel bandwidth.
DeirdreS: 8 years ago I wrote about Summer Fun, Italian Family Style http://t.co/wvFSFOV4
DeirdreS: 7 years ago I filmed Arriving in Delhi http://t.co/MMcE98me
DeirdreS: 5 years ago, my daughter was leaving home: http://t.co/C1yhQJFJ
DeirdreS: 11 years ago I wrote about how to write newsletters that customers love: http://t.co/cJdp2RKR
DeirdreS: RT @mischakrilov: Happy 13th annual International System Administrator Appreciation Day! Have you hugged your IT Professional lately? ht …
DeirdreS: node.js and the Real-Time Web at #FISL by @bcantrill Tux right NOW #tonofisl13
DeirdreS: RT @trochej: http://t.co/N2Jz5PeH New #SmartOS Wow 🙂 #illumos #in
DeirdreS: @trine In the limited test case of my own family, I grew up in chaos and seem to thrive in same. Daughter had stable chlidhood…
DeirdreS: @feepk I’ll be at Bryans talk in Tux this morning at 10, will come to the speaker lounge after
DeirdreS: People want to give their kids stable, predictable childhoods. Which is not good preparation for the real world they’ll grow up into.
DeirdreS: RT @sidneidasilva: Sat next to @brendangregg for dinner. Heat map from my talk, put together by @chipaca was inspired by his blog post! …
DeirdreS: RT @bcantrill: If you’re at #FISL, I’m going to be giving a talk tomorrow on node.js and the real-time web at 10a in Tux #fisl13 #tonofisl13
DeirdreS: Lunch buffet salad art http://t.co/LBiRKXXN
DeirdreS: RT @miguelinlas3: Corporate Open Source anti-patterns http://t.co/7r6H0uKf by @bcantrill
DeirdreS: @nahumshalman @bcantrill yup, starting production right now!
DeirdreS: Sorry for the tweet silence today – no bandwidth. Miss me? 😉
DeirdreS: 3 years ago I photographed some geek humor at Sun’s MPK campus: http://t.co/PiBl6l5I
DeirdreS: 6 years ago I wrote about online reputation management: http://t.co/Zv1a4zSJ
DeirdreS: If you’re at #FISL, join us for @bcantrill’s talk on Corporate Open Source Anti-patterns – 11am in Gnu T40 #tonofisl13
DeirdreS: @cdwillie76 apparently so. I’ll record our talks myself, but don’t know how good a camera angle I’ll be able to get.
DeirdreS: . @bcantrill’s talk at #fisl 11 tomorrow – Open Source Anti-Patterns – gonna rock the house.
DeirdreS: Being still fluent in Italian means I can understand a lot of Portuguese, but it’s a workout.
DeirdreS: It’s very good to get a mental vacation via non-quotidian challenges, outside my usual environment. Language + public speaking + schmoozing
DeirdreS: @SandyBoynton yes, I did. Then I ate it. Artisanal Brazilian chocolate in Brazil FTW!
DeirdreS: Feeling happy. Two caipirinhas probably have something to do with that.
DeirdreS: @vdotw heh. Not sure if the Oracle stuff is making me famous or infamous.
DeirdreS: RT @ahl: temporal DTrace and a bunch of DTrace fixes from @mahrens1 and me: enjoy! https://t.co/lIYysL90
DeirdreS: @ditucci doesn’t have to cost the planet much. “if it’s yellow, let it mellow…”
DeirdreS: @vdotw aww thanks, which post was it?
DeirdreS: @ericschrock we jut saw your twin here in Porto Alegre. Drinking beer.
DeirdreS: Before the printing press, the Church has a monopoly on information and truth. @falkvinge at #fisl http://t.co/CDTNct45
DeirdreS: @fakedansavage well of course – they want to save her soul, not her life in this world. </sarcasm>
DeirdreS: RT @alizasherman: Humans are allergic to change. They love to say, “We’ve always done it this way.” I try to fight that. –Rear Admiral …
DeirdreS: Porto Alegre is warmer than I expected, but the conference center is at least as cold as I remembered. Glad I brought that cashmere sweater!
DeirdreS: @mcavage for fear of lawsuit, no one will go on record against bad ex-colleagues. But I’ll bet a lot could be inferred from hiring patterns.
DeirdreS: In tech (& prob any other industry), A teamers follow A teamers to their next jobs, C teamers follow B teamers. LinkedIn needs to graph this
DeirdreS: RT @DiasporaAtState: “We are well aware that our diversity is one of our greatest assets in the 21st century” #SecClinton at #2012GDF @S …
DeirdreS: @jmurowaniecki @falkvinge I didn’t say this was a moral stance that the US govt shares!
DeirdreS: 600 contributors in lifetime of VLC, 150/yr. none paid. Collaborate via annual team mtgs, gitHub, irc, mailing lists. #tonofisl13
DeirdreS: VLC libcaca converts video to Unicode. Very silly (and I think meant to be). #tonofisl13
DeirdreS: To do: set up a VLC server for future live streaming – so we don’t have to be annoyed by ads, and can be seen on more platforms. #tonofisl13
DeirdreS: Apparently VLC versions are named after Discworld characters. I approve! #FISL
DeirdreS: The VLC icon is a cone because the campus where it was developed had a collection of 200 traffic cones. Yup, that’s geeky. #FISL
DeirdreS: Interesting history of VLC and VideoLAN talk #FISL 1998 demo only worked for 40 sec at a time – which was fine, demos only last 30. 😉
DeirdreS: Established industries pretend to embrace new technologies, as long as those support and don’t threaten their power. @falkvinge #FISL
DeirdreS: It’s moral that we share information, knowledge and culture. @falkvinge #FISL
DeirdreS: Hollywood built on massive patent infringements – film industry moved out of NYC early on to get away from Edison’s patents @falkvinge #FISL
DeirdreS: Colonial Britain had a monopoly on manufacturing luxury goods. Samuel Slater memorized cotton mill designs, built mills in US. @falkvinge
DeirdreS: Postal mail can be anonymous and untracked – it’s our choice. And the mailman is never responsible for what we send. @falkvinge #FISL
DeirdreS: Brazil’s Marco Civil recognizes that net access is vital to citizen participation. @falkvinge #FISL (I must read up on this.)
DeirdreS: When a dominant authority wants to safeguard its monopoly, it tries to persuade us that its stance is “moral”. @falkvinge #FISL
DeirdreS: RT @umairh: You people need to learn to stand on your own feet after they’ve been chopped off.
DeirdreS: RT @dangillmor: State university UC Berkeley joins EdX, offering free online courses along with Harvard and MIT https://t.co/zZhPiPls
DeirdreS: RT @trondn: What a fun surprise in the mail today! Thanks @DeirdreS 🙂 http://t.co/rDzxkurh
DeirdreS: Jet lag going east is really hard. I’m usually a morning person, but…
DeirdreS: @David_P_Mullins And here I am. 😉
DeirdreS: Made it to the hotel. Chatted on the bus with the founder of the Pirate Party – a man after my own heart. 😉
DeirdreS: 7 years ago I wrote about Living with the Threat of Terrorism in Italy http://t.co/g8a2X64Y
DeirdreS: RT @cjane87: A standing ovation for @oatmeal. http://t.co/GKGuZjaN One of the great comics of our time.
DeirdreS: As much as I love to be in different places, I hate the process of travel. Always afraid I’ve forgotten something.
DeirdreS: RT @hemantmehta: This describes every Q&A session ever conducted: http://t.co/ePfpT4Fg
DeirdreS: @natashabadhwar @indianmemory start telling what you know of her stories, and be sure to get them wrong. She’ll have to correct you, no?
DeirdreS: RT @vambenepe: Teenagers can be very annoying. Especially those in their 20s.
DeirdreS: RT @Montberte: The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy. #stevec
DeirdreS: @bdha ok, I think I’m officially bored of superhero movies
DeirdreS: RT @MoorganFreeman: Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego.
DeirdreS: @gleicon @msleal I’m always interested – tell me more?
DeirdreS: So, off to Brazil in the morning. Not the warm, sexy part, but I expect to have fun anyway. Cachaca and churrasca will keep me warm!
DeirdreS: @SaraGrafton Puzzled over it for a bit, but I got there. 😉
DeirdreS: @benbangert Please do! We’re always happy to know more about what it’s like for people, noobs and experts.
DeirdreS: Had forgotten that my KLM platinum card would work on Delta, too. Line-skipping privileges FTW!
DeirdreS: @johnnysunshine @joyent @bigflatslager that Commonist dunt appreciate great beer!
DeirdreS: RT @DavidOAtkins: An uninsured critical #Aurora victim has $2 mil med bill. I’m glad the killer’s gun “freedom” is saved while we oppose …
DeirdreS: RT @OpenStorage: @OpenStorage Go! Go! Go! Registration is now open for OSS 2012!!! http://t.co/hmPWW0H8
DeirdreS: @sogrady saw a kid on the street actually have to put down everything he was carrying to pull up his pants. Don’t be that guy. 😉
DeirdreS: .@brendangregg just found his ideal candy: ginger hot coffee chews
DeirdreS: 5 years ago I wrote about (and took pictures of) an amazing meal: http://t.co/hzhbdJtD
DeirdreS: 11 years ago I wrote about How to Write a Product Newsletter That Will Get Raves http://t.co/h1zxOGAr
DeirdreS: http://t.co/HV4vSYUs “Obscenity at the beginning or end of the speech significantly increased the persuasiveness of the speech”.
DeirdreS: RT @ElReg: Greenbytes crunches up ex-Apple man’s Zevo ZFS: Flash array vendor gets Tens Complement Networked flash array ve… http://t. …
DeirdreS: @umairh either way, we feel helpless to stop the powerful ruining our world.
DeirdreS: RT @dancres: If you only hire experienced people, leaving training to others, you’d best hope those others don’t have the same attitude …
DeirdreS: @monkchips an apology is always a good place to start
DeirdreS: @andiamo you know “when I am old I shall wear purple”? I say: wear it now and to hell with what anyone thinks!
DeirdreS: RT @10gen: 10gen is donating two tickets to #LXJS to women technologists. Interested in attending? Ping us! http://t.co/4UKIXFrK
DeirdreS: @hij1nx @3rdeden @nodejitsu great news for all of us!
DeirdreS: RT @hij1nx: We are extremely proud to announce that @3rdEden is now working with @Nodejitsu!
DeirdreS: In case fou missed it on the weekend, my new piece â€šÃ„ÃºOn Having Beautyâ€šÃ„Ã¹ http://t.co/WESd3LAH
DeirdreS: Reflecting further on my recent blog post, perhaps the best weight loss is getting out from under the weight of others’ expectations
DeirdreS: @AlecMuffett great list!
DeirdreS: RT @TheNewDeal: Jason Alexander on Aurora http://t.co/mtGjnbqy
DeirdreS: @SaraGrafton Thanks! Glad you liked it!
DeirdreS: RT @moronwatch: #IStandWithBachmann because she embodies American values: hatred, fear and deep stupidity
DeirdreS: @hudsonette …just ironic that in the US the threat is more from whackos than terrorists.
DeirdreS: @hudsonette Ironically, I then spent a month in the UK, where the threat was IRA bombs. The rest of the world is used to this…
DeirdreS: @hudsonette familiar territory for me: http://t.co/ouk88nVj
DeirdreS: RT @hudsonette: tv news had pointers on what to do if a gunman shoots in a theater. So is this going to become routine? Just STOP IT. #g …
DeirdreS: RT @maxogden: today @substack taught a buncha Oakland high schoolers how to use github to make math test apps in js! http://t.co/UJ39omru
DeirdreS: Buckley’s cough mixture may be effective, but it tastes like used kitty litter.
DeirdreS: @bdha we have to fix that.
DeirdreS: RT @brainpicker: “Love is being happy knowing that she’s happy…but that isn’t so easy.” http://t.co/pi0hwpw1
DeirdreS: RT @vdotw: Definitely not. They eat what’s available, or go hungry! https://t.co/RcKJjFab
DeirdreS: .@hridaybala Zevo got bought? I hope that’s good news for Don.
DeirdreS: @peteryorke far be it from me to tempt any good Christians into the sin of extramarital sex.
DeirdreS: Facebook keeps thinking I want to meet seniors looking for faithful women. Can I get a big FU on that?
DeirdreS: @vdotw Twilight was /better/? That’s a scary thought. That was one of the worst-written books I’ve ever read. Didn’t bother with the rest.
DeirdreS: @vdotw thanks! It took a while to get here.
DeirdreS: New: â€šÃ„ÃºOn Having Beautyâ€šÃ„Ã¹ http://t.co/WESd3LAH
DeirdreS: @vdotw @NomdeB I suspect part of the appeal is it has made smut socially acceptable and mainstream. But there’s far better smut out there!
DeirdreS: @melaniegin Ah, nice. I hope they were inspired by their t-shirts!
DeirdreS: @milouness we saw a probably 6 year old at that film, screaming in fright. Wanted to leave and her sadistic parents wouldn’t take her out.
DeirdreS: @mlaffs @lianamaris I won’t be ageist if you won’t. 😉
DeirdreS: @milouness Somebody needs to say it. Even wealthy people having a lot of kids is unfair to the resources of the planet.
DeirdreS: @LianAmaris @mlaffs not to mention “old age and treachery will beat youth and skill, every time”.
DeirdreS: Serious question: do internet petitions ever actually accomplish anything?
DeirdreS: @JeffElder I would like to see more gun control; my point is that all the sides seem more interested scoring points than solving problems.
DeirdreS: RT @jenelleriley: Found the girl who bullied me mercilessly in school on Facebook. Her interests include Mitt Romney, Nicholas Sparks, a …
DeirdreS: RT @mikestill: Conservatives: it’s either gun control or a system of universal healthcare with easily accessible metal health services. …
DeirdreS: The best response to 50 Shades of Grey is this one: http://t.co/GAB4ysk6
DeirdreS: @philiph Oh, yeah, I’ve seen some truly disgusting paintings of that. “Oh, you’ve got an open wound? Let me just stick my hand in there.”
DeirdreS: â€šÃ„ÃºI fear for impressionable young women who read this and think that this is how an ideal relationship should operate.â€šÃ„Ã¹ http://t.co/u87gQ8TE
DeirdreS: @philiph Yes, I’ve seen some very disturbing artwork in various parts of Europe. Hideous emphasis on the torture, not so much on the love.
DeirdreS: RT @surgecon: Ok just for all you Node.js people: David Pacheco, Software Engineer, Joyent at Surge 2012 with When Node.js Goes Wrong ht …
DeirdreS: Jesus torture porn photo on FB. Just what I needed before coffee. Some Christians are into this crap to a disturbing degree.
DeirdreS: RT @deirdresm: Amazing self-written obit worth reading. RIP. http://t.co/bUH2aecY
DeirdreS: And I stood on the mountain in the night, and I watched it burn…
DeirdreS: @JeffElder unfortunately, that gets us about as far as arguing that birth control reduces abortions…
DeirdreS: My daughter has unfriended me again. Maybe Facebook needs an “it’s complicated” for parent-child relationships.
DeirdreS: RT @sjc_mis_jobs: Check out our job opening for a ILLUMOS/SOLARIS DEVICE DRIVER SOFTWARE ENGINEER in Santa Clara, CA! Chief Peopl #Jobs …
DeirdreS: .@Lsabaan Vote with your remote: don’t watch irresponsible media outlets whose coverage of tragedy does more harm than good.
DeirdreS: @ahl They were looking to fill that date, but there will be other chances. Let me know next time you’re headed that way.
DeirdreS: What NOT to do when covering mass murder RT @pattonoswalt: Everyone PLEASE watch this. And THANK YOU @charltonbrooker: http://t.co/ZaFzBWBZ
DeirdreS: RT @slashdot: Lenovo CEO Gives His $3M Bonus To 10k Workers http://t.co/OmpW8xLl – With the fat bonuses some US CEOs get…
DeirdreS: RT @indutny: Dtrace, splunk, and interesting investigation: http://t.co/8tqDI6tv Really nice reading by Michael Zeller
DeirdreS: RT @ahl: performance tuning at the next @LSPEMeetup — looking forward to presenting on DTrace
DeirdreS: @ahl Hey, BackBay LISA looking for a SmartOS/illumos speaker mid Sept, any chance you or one of your colleagues will be out that way?
DeirdreS: RT @rickygervais: â€šÃ„Ãº@stuartbakeruk: enjoy this Terry Pratchett quote. It’s right up your street. http://t.co/gZYQ0QWHâ€šÃ„Ã¹
An amazing man. B …
DeirdreS: 5 years ago I collected som Italian animal idioms: http://t.co/jpFbD3dz
DeirdreS: RT @nahumshalman: I think I’m in love with the #dtrace pid provider. – Aww…
DeirdreS: @ryancnelson You def get HUGE karma points for that! She will forever remember you as the hand of an angel.
DeirdreS: @m0_o Depends what you’re trying to accomplish.
DeirdreS: â€šÃ„Ãº@NRA_Rifleman: Good morning, shooters. Happy Friday! Weekend plans?â€šÃ„Ã¹ the NRA thinks Iike this all the time. Why is anyone shocked?
DeirdreS: Scariest Facebook ad yet… http://t.co/yVa5mo2G
DeirdreS: I’m not good, I’m not nice – I’m just right. I’m the witch. You’re the world. http://t.co/8mMnuFcU
DeirdreS: I saw these two in the original Broadway cast, 1988 or thereabouts. And it does take two… http://t.co/Ze1sLRPQ
DeirdreS: RT @joyent: Hey #OSCON-Thx to all our new & old friends for coming by booth 427 to chat. Be sure to check out that free offer PS the …
DeirdreS: @heinz_gies works now, first time gave me a login page
DeirdreS: @heinz_gies wrong link? #ProjectFiFo #SmartOS
DeirdreS: RT @sbraswe1: @DeirdreS Not the best angle but here is a photo of Dave during his OSCON talk. http://t.co/JDVM3bn6
DeirdreS: @NomdeB There’s a Curious George episode about that. Tip: tuna not a good addition. But toddlers find it screamingly funny. #blendfrenzy
DeirdreS: RT @dapsays: Thanks to those who attended my #oscon talk on NodeJS postmortem debugging and performance analysis. Slides are here: http: …
DeirdreS: RT @nahumshalman: A rite of passage… using #dtrace in anger: http://t.co/51PxRQQi #illumos #smartos
DeirdreS: RT @melaniegin: Two devs matching shirts = so cute! @joyent @Travelstrings http://t.co/zIdMpBUi
DeirdreS: @melaniegin Aww – where and who is this?
DeirdreS: 4 years ago I wrote about pets and the expatriate life: http://t.co/EC82NbhI
DeirdreS: The “traditional family” has not been kind to me, mostly an excuse for others to exploit me and get mad when I resist. Must be a better way.
DeirdreS: Protip: If your LinkedIn resume claims credit for work someone else did, it’s not a good idea to ask them to link to you, “old friend”.
DeirdreS: @korch Agreed, we’d love to see more like that on the SmartOS wiki. Have at it. 😉
DeirdreS: @pborenstein I thought of that. Couldn’t come up with any way to phrase it that wouldn’t seem suggestive…
DeirdreS: RT @tenderlove: I made this wiki page about DTrace probes for Ruby: https://t.co/UDIMsC4f
DeirdreS: @PeterKretzman which one was it?
DeirdreS: I suspect the era of the big, expensive formal conference is drawing to a close. People seem to prefer unconferences these days. Agree?
DeirdreS: @sbraswe1 I haven’t been posting that stuff to the list because it’s on the blog where people can find it when they want.
DeirdreS: SmartOS News: July 18, 2012 http://t.co/zSH69Xlr
DeirdreS: I’d have to say Tom Lehrer nailed the Boy Scouts pretty well 50 years ago: http://t.co/tuFFlO8G
DeirdreS: RT @RepJackKimble: Boy Scouts continue ban on gays. Makes sense. Would you rather trust your kid to a homosexual or a straight married …
DeirdreS: RT @OVH: Promising #SmartOS is now available on OVH dedicated servers for alpha testing ! http://t.co/sUvhelTx #ZFS #DTrace #Zones #KVM
DeirdreS: RT @joyent: Joyent is talking #SmartOS at booth 427 with our #illumos friends @nexenta. Special offer just for you #OSCON!
DeirdreS: Rocky and Mayur visit Woodstock School in Mussoorie http://t.co/3zzrWy9n
DeirdreS: RT @OhVeeAitch: New distribution: SmartOS http://t.co/beGLH208
DeirdreS: 5 years ago I wrote about (more) reasons to send your child to Woodstock School: http://t.co/FjipxPMG
DeirdreS: @jedisct1 AFAIK, DTrace fro Oracle Linux is still in beta – pretty sure I’d have heard otherwise.
DeirdreS: RT @joyent: Webinar in 1 hour! 10am PDT @xeround & #Joyent show you what a scalable database-as-a-service can do for you http://t.co …
DeirdreS: @johnnysunshine can you still demo?
DeirdreS: RT @paulwsj: Economics Journal: Why Many Wealthy Indians Live in Decrepit Areas – http://t.co/A7iFaY74 @rupasubramanya on navigating the …
DeirdreS: @JeffElder Forward! Boldly into the past!
DeirdreS: RT @davewiner: The Bain Ad That Romney Should Fear the Most. http://t.co/KsZ8zMnM
DeirdreS: @hollyburns Spend half an hour with a colicky baby that can’t be comforted. This will immediate/y squelch all motherhood fantasies.
DeirdreS: @ajit_ranade “You can trust us, we’re bankers!”
DeirdreS: @kjwcode If that’s the case, I’m afraid for the future.
DeirdreS: Strange how the supposed/y trending topics on Tw and FB are NEVER ANYTHING I CARE ABOUT. I listen to actual people for that stuff.
DeirdreS: @fitzage Yes, they drank all the Big Flats! #fb
DeirdreS: @adambusch Better yet: don’t wait for an invitation, make your own dance!
DeirdreS: RT @johnnysunshine: Now I’m a booth babe – And a very cute one! And, according to HR, I’m allowed to say that you have nice legs.
DeirdreS: RT @wanderingitaly: Whoa! Italian kids poised to take the freakishly fattiness prize from the US! Make them stop! http://t.co/mlr2xA55
DeirdreS: RT @TheEconomist: Can you write an Economist picture caption? Here’s a new chance for you to see your wit in print http://t.co/TuDVIwhu
DeirdreS: RT @vinch01: @SteveStreza We had a lot of issues with Linode when the traffic has become serious on Storify. We switched to Joyent Cloud …
DeirdreS: Open Source Leaders to Keynote the Liferay North America Symposium – Houston Chronicle http://t.co/5JUfxZ0H
DeirdreS: @Shingla @Neemrana_Hotels http://t.co/hY1GDTK3 – of course it will be quite different in the monsoon!
DeirdreS: RT @carrero: Si tienes infraestructuras en #Amazon #AWS tienes que probar #smartOS y #ZFS 🙂 Escribeme y hablamos! #cloud
DeirdreS: RT @DavidBrin1: Sousveillance: Is it possible for citizens to shine enough light upward to remind our civil servants that they serve US?
DeirdreS: @ryancnelson Hook ’em Horns!
DeirdreS: @HannaIngber I actually had the opportunity to try bringing my newborn to the office, v supportive boss. Just impossible to work.
DeirdreS: .@HannaIngber Her reality is so far from that of most working mothers that her success cannot help, tho her failure would hurt. #yahoo
DeirdreS: RT @PeterKretzman: Puzzled by people getting hugely excited about handwriting recognition. I do everything I can to avoid handwriting an …
DeirdreS: an interesting Italian translation question… http://t.co/TboDiHfS
DeirdreS: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Due to recent events, this year’s Penn State Altar Boy Scout Aqua Campout ‘n’ Baptism-palooza has been moved to the V …
DeirdreS: RT @SeemaC: When this http://t.co/XWiRuO9T came to my inbox, I got goose bumps. Yes, @natashabadhwar it has happened to me too. Thanks f …
DeirdreS: @SeemaC @natashabadhwar oh, yes, the X-ray technician – I got that particular grope, was too naive to realize what was going on.
DeirdreS: @ditucci @thinguy they would have, if allowed, but…
DeirdreS: RT @MissyByte: Ok so Marissa Mayer is pregnant and CEO of Yahoo. More impressed by working moms who don’t have access to a nanny, maid, …
DeirdreS: 8 years ago I wrote about Integrating Muslim Students into Italian Schools http://t.co/sk3gL6Qp
DeirdreS: 11 years ago I wrote about how to moderate a discussion list: http://t.co/4yRXj1Bg
DeirdreS: @Shingla @neemrana_hotels I can attest that the Hill Fort is well worth it, even without a pool!
DeirdreS: @mmayo always be closin what?
DeirdreS: @lhawthorn sorry to miss it, I did my MBA with OU. They do some cutting edge online Ed stuff.
DeirdreS: Sacred music http://t.co/u7JltJPM
DeirdreS: @timkennedy oh, sorry – there’s supposed to be a link to my email! Deirdre@joyent
DeirdreS: @faseidl @pborenstein Once met a 20YO w a 4YO+a baby. My daughter asked “What’s that lovely ring you’re wearing?” “My purity ring.” Uhhhh…
DeirdreS: Eh, si’… e qui âˆšÂ© proprio il caso di dire: “Lei non sâˆšÂ° chi sono io.”
DeirdreS: RT @faseidl: “I want to be a wife… I would hate to go off and spend thousands of dollars on an education that I wouldnâ€šÃ„Ã´t use” http://t …
DeirdreS: RT @umairh: It’s suuuch a surprise the economy isn’t roaring back when banks are looting, the middle class is imploding, and the young a …
DeirdreS: @glynnfoster cool. I live in Rockridge now, taking off for FISL Monday am.
DeirdreS: @glynnfoster would love to see you if you’ve got time for a few beers in the city!
DeirdreS: You might consider sending an e-mail to your boss tonight . . . say, around midnight. http://t.co/3zC0pGej
DeirdreS: RT @umairh: It’s the definition of insanity that the richest 400 are worth as much as the bottom 150 miilion–while 1 in 7 kids lives in …
DeirdreS: RT @umairh: Frankly, I think history will look at “advanced economies” tolerating poverty and misery in their midst–and connect the dots.
DeirdreS: @markimbriaco @triangledevops that sounds great. Is someone going to film/stream?
DeirdreS: RT @maxogden: ATTENTION BAY AREA RESIDENTS: for the love of pete go to this http://t.co/El7EtwZP
DeirdreS: @bdha please tell me you got out of there very very quickly?
DeirdreS: RT @rod11: Why @Joyent is a High Performance Cloud? Read http://t.co/58taXo92 Joyent guys like @rmustacc and @brendangregg can fix anyt …
DeirdreS: @leapingwoman you probably also saved the driver a lifetime of trauma.
DeirdreS: @johnkwaters they’re not calling it “Silicon Shore”, are they?
DeirdreS: kill it now, before Americans feel the abundant rewards. http://t.co/OdzSOQMA
DeirdreS: RT @dapsays: Looking forward to presenting at #oscon Thursday on Node.js postmortem debugging and profiling in production! http://t.co/F …
DeirdreS: @johnkwaters shoot me now. I don’t even watch TV, but the tweets about it will annoy me to death.
DeirdreS: RT @rmustacc: Landed per-thread caching for libumem. See http://t.co/DnjrDbtl for the details and https://t.co/Rh4FDNbw for the code.
DeirdreS: @leapingwoman did he thank you?
DeirdreS: Life isn’t fair. It’s just a lot fairer than death, that’s all.
DeirdreS: 6 years ago I wrote about Education â€šÃ„Ã¬ What Skills Should We Build for a Lifetime? http://t.co/2zMe3FH3
DeirdreS: 3 years ago I wrote about Social Media Production: What Iâ€šÃ„Ã´m Doing in Brisbane http://t.co/JetiuaTn
DeirdreS: @dberkholz fix link please!
DeirdreS: RT @andiamo: Hey, bloggers, wanna win a 9-day trip to Florence later this year? Ahem: http://t.co/REeTRFsZ Post an entry by August 27. # …
DeirdreS: RT @GoAngelo: I mean seriously. If nearly half of Americans get paid so little they fall under the taxable threshold. Wages is the issue …
DeirdreS: RT @jewelia: Loved it when Github used to say “hardcore forking action…”
$100M in funding later, now it says “forking repository.”
DeirdreS: @NomdeB I’d go with the Jerry Garcia look, if I were him…
DeirdreS: @andiamo @johnnysunshine is a friend and colleague covering this week’s events for the #illumos community, sorry I’m not there myself!
DeirdreS: @johnnysunshine meet @andiamo, a Portland native who cam tell you which food is worth a line, or how to avoid a line altogether I suspect…
DeirdreS: My string bracelet from Lakshmi puja last Diwali finally came off. And I’m not rich yet. Is there a Goddess complaints bureau?
DeirdreS: Driving around the hills above Berkeley, I realize there’s been a lot of money around here for a long time. Where did it come from?
DeirdreS: RT @jeffbullas: 5 Creative Ways CEOâ€šÃ„Ã´s Use Twitter http://t.co/fH3DbLLT
DeirdreS: RT @HumanityCritic: Romney took the day off while Obama campaigned in the rain. I’ve seen enough Rocky movies to know that the guy who w …
DeirdreS: @JeffElder more a question of who’s buying them.
DeirdreS: Dude, that’s not a beard – it’s a statement. Unless you’re a displaced hillbilly.
DeirdreS: RT @pourmecoffee: This is the case. “Romneyâ€šÃ„Ã´s Bain Yielded Private Gains, Socialized Losses” http://t.co/P6cNjo0r
DeirdreS: RT @johnnysunshine: Aww, yeah. So this is coming home with me to Canada /cc @notmatt @wayfaringrob @konobi @BigFlatsLager http://t.co/O …
DeirdreS: I am failing as a geek this week: not at Comic-con nor going to OSCON. I guess speaking at FISL will count for something.
DeirdreS: â€šÃ„Ãº300 years ago we would have been burned for it, I call that progress.” http://t.co/Z2gARpP1
DeirdreS: You often donâ€šÃ„Ã´t see whatâ€šÃ„Ã´s messed up about your country and culture until you step outside of it. http://t.co/LxEVdLeE
DeirdreS: @deirdresm but black cats are so beautiful!
DeirdreS: Dr called me (yes, on Sunday morning!) to tell me that what I have is probably viral. Time to stay home and not infect my colleagues.
DeirdreS: RT @davewiner: Why does technology celebrate ageism? http://t.co/ld3dqDG7
DeirdreS: A really good look at my beloved Woodstock School today: http://t.co/C2crauFJ – back in my day, NOT known for good food!
DeirdreS: RT @oliviawilde: New word: Hangry. As in: “If you contemplate murder while in line for brunch… Bitch you be hangry.” #Don’tLetMeGetHangry
DeirdreS: RT @avbelow: Can anyone tell me where they hide the power outlets at Zurich Airport?
DeirdreS: RT @riccardo_iommi: RT @InfoAtac: 20/7 sciopero trasporti ore 8.30-12.30 #Roma << che cosa anomala, di venerdi e d’estate
DeirdreS: RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: The most important message of a crucifix, was how cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a …
DeirdreS: RT @arclight: Economic stress, lopsided income distribution, & media consolidation let a small group play the public consciousness i …
DeirdreS: @jasonh @photomatt omg that expression. Definitely yours.
DeirdreS: RT @newsyc150: The Silent Majority of Experts http://t.co/VTntvhfc (http://t.co/0IRqFKSL) #guru
DeirdreS: @deirdresm omg! If you’re going to dump someone by email, at least dump the right one!
DeirdreS: @deirdresm @jasonh @pborenstein @joyent one summer shared a house with a Deidre pronounced Daydree. Third roomie Mary eternally confused.
DeirdreS: @jasonh @pborenstein @joyent could be worse: http://t.co/wFhpJPrJ
DeirdreS: @jasonh @pborenstein @joyent I guess we could just call you The Jason.
DeirdreS: @jasonh @pborenstein @joyent hmm, don’t think I’ve heard those. I’ve always been the only Deirdre in any situation, except that once…
DeirdreS: Two of my favorite songs, 275 of my favorite men! http://t.co/ogvRPxg5 via @youtube
DeirdreS: 5 years ago I wrote about Where Italians Go on Vacation http://t.co/5Giyl3gE
DeirdreS: Two-day screaming headache cured by coffee. Let that be a lesson to me…
DeirdreS: 5 years ago I translated a song about a cub who loves cougars: http://t.co/O482XUhb
DeirdreS: RT @hackernewsbot: You Might be a Unix Geek… http://t.co/YGfsgHh0
DeirdreS: @pborenstein @joyent I think we’ve hit our Ryan limit. Don’t think we have any duplicate female names, tho.
DeirdreS: @pborenstein there are now two Phils and Fil at Joyent, it’s messing me up. The world needs more diverse male names!
DeirdreS: @johnnysunshine ride going ok?
DeirdreS: â€šÃ„Ãº@Zee: an âˆšÃºber town car for one journey, cost me $21. Took the exact same journey back in an UberX cost $11. Now we’re talking.â€šÃ„Ã¹ want!
DeirdreS: Mindless games on the iPad are exactly perfect for the brain-dead state I’m in.
DeirdreS: @NomdeB @more_miscellany @proforganizer @jeridansky how about buying less crap?
DeirdreS: @dberkholz I use the term “content” because certain crowds understand it, otherwise it’s “stuff you want to read/watch/see”.
DeirdreS: @PRDH @tomcoates decapitated toffees, you mean.
DeirdreS: @dberkholz @jonobacon sorry won’t make it this year – going to FISL following week. @johnnysunshine will be representing #illumos #smartos
DeirdreS: RT @insideHPC: Just in: Intel Acquires Whamcloud http://t.co/DBNgR5qv #HPC
DeirdreS: RT @jayrosen_nyu: The Big Digg Lesson: A Social Network Is Worth Precisely as Much as Its Community http://t.co/3jmBt47j When that break …
DeirdreS: RT @sullydish: The GOP once impeached a POTUS who committed perjury. Are they now going to nominate someone who did it as well? http://t …
DeirdreS: What does it mean that when I feel horrible, only dragged myself out to get meds, some idiot rolls down his car window to make noises at me?
DeirdreS: RT @ahl: how destroying clones on ZFS just got 100x faster by @mahrens1 http://t.co/0StQDibf
DeirdreS: @vdotw what I mostly find is that they withdraw and probably think I’m rude. Cultural difference.
DeirdreS: 11 years ago I wrote about The End of an Era http://t.co/Ka3k8Byd
DeirdreS: RT @NomdeB: RT @stuckinspincycl: The hypocrisy of shaming women who breast feed in public, summed up in a convenient cartoon. http://t.c …
DeirdreS: I am not afraid to talk about politics, religion, or sex, because I can and do respect most people, even those whose beliefs I do not share.
DeirdreS: …but I expect that same respect in return.
DeirdreS: RT @tactix: Getting ready to perform at Laramie! http://t.co/YCrsG5U1
DeirdreS: “they donâ€šÃ„Ã´t understand how the systems work, they donâ€šÃ„Ã´t understand the impact.â€šÃ„Ã¹ http://t.co/E0DzLgKU
DeirdreS: Been a… day. I can’t think of an adjective that covers it all, so it’s just been a… day.
DeirdreS: RT @csanz: wow, the @joyent wiki is the most complete and up to date hosting resource I’ve seen in a while, search works really well too …
DeirdreS: @GoAngelo just the Milky Way ingeneral? Saw it 2 wks ago from just outside Santa Rosa NM but there are many places. Altitude+clear will do.
DeirdreS: .@philiph I’ve known many real Christians who spent thr lives helping the poorest worldwide. Do not understand US conservative “Christians”
DeirdreS: America still the wealthiest nation in the world. That so many Americans have no hope, live in fear is a disgrace. How do you not get this?
DeirdreS: Baffled by the very American assumption that poverty somehow equals sin and the poor, in essence, deserve to be downtrodden.
DeirdreS: @MathSimon Oh good on rocording – please let me know when it’s available.
DeirdreS: @MathSimon Let us know how it goes! #illumos
DeirdreS: RT @MathSimon: Measuring interest french-speaking interest on #illumos. I got last time slot, not that ideal, still nice feedbacks http: …
DeirdreS: Weird and interesting to see people addressing my dead friend on his FB wall as if he could see their good wishes for “the onward journey”.
DeirdreS: illumosÂ¬Âª Blog Archive Â¬Âª illumos News: July 12, 2012 http://t.co/4PZFUnpB
DeirdreS: @tomkersten How can we help you learn more? #illumos #smartos
DeirdreS: FISL schedule with @bcantrill @brendangregg and me: http://t.co/qgtcYVyx
DeirdreS: RT @mentalexotica: Good-to-know of the day –> Hobson-Jobson: The words English owes to India http://t.co/ihQG9Bq1
DeirdreS: If I gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned dancing through the night with you.
DeirdreS: @NomdeB hadn’t, thanks. Suspect Jeet is behind it in some way, and/or @tedchris
DeirdreS: RT @NomdeB: > @DeirdreS have you seen this: http://t.co/VWnRRejO #Literature #India
DeirdreS: Sudhir Thapliyal has died in Mussoorie. Some of you know why this matters to me, those who don’t – it’s a hell of a story. Damn damn damn.
DeirdreS: People who knew us when we were young have trouble seeing that we’ve matured and learned. This is as true in professional life as personal.
DeirdreS: RT @cynditefft: RT if you’ve ever bought a book from an author you first met on Twitter. #thepowerofTwitter
DeirdreS: @jimgris earthquake? This kind of tweet from you always scares me now.
DeirdreS: RT @stevenbjohnson: Clearest sign of global warming: it’s July and you almost don’t need a sweater in San Francisco.
DeirdreS: RT @dlsspy: It feels pretty awesome when a database eats itself* and I can roll back to a ZFS snap taken within 15 mins of corruption (* …
DeirdreS: RT @ptribble: Node.js v0.6.20 package for Solaris 10 x86 http://t.co/WTp5l4h1
DeirdreS: RT @purp: Dear @atlassian: taking away wikitext was a horrible choice. Every time I have to deal with a page I want to stab my eyes out. …
DeirdreS: @DEVOPS_BORAT you forgot green
DeirdreS: @QueenofSpain and said he needed remote control of your computer, right? This scam is going on worldwide.
DeirdreS: 5 years ago I wrote about Death by Waiting http://t.co/KLWzULV5
DeirdreS: RT @substack: Employees should insist on being able to release open source at companies that insist on github profiles for hiring. Two-w …
DeirdreS: RT @backbaylisa: TONIGHT! 11 Jul http://t.co/LB5YEGTb Jim Mauro (Sun) “Solaris Dynamic Tracing – DTrace #bostonma #cambridge #cambridgem …
DeirdreS: @reiddraper Ah, I see Filip gave you the definitive and exhaustive answer.
DeirdreS: @reiddraper Are you looking to do this on a Joyent SmartMachine or your own SmartOS install?
DeirdreS: headline “Missing Ohio Mom of 2 Allegedly Strangled” – Sigh. Would it be somehow better if she was “just” a woman and not a mother?
DeirdreS: RT @dexterous: Automated VirtualBox SmartOS installs courtesy @jperkins http://t.co/aRsSOzFL
DeirdreS: @thinguy Is that an official title at O? 😉
DeirdreS: @perreaultsebas Yes – thankfully!
DeirdreS: My job is mostly about listening to people, getting them to talk to other people, and in other ways conveying conversation. Which is fine.
DeirdreS: RT @GoAngelo: lol. This is so accurate, it hurts. RT @tusk81: Via @MoveOn: The Gay Agenda Exposed: http://t.co/2SuAylpa
DeirdreS: @vdotw In Colorado, I highly recommend: http://t.co/9TKJh7EE for massage.
DeirdreS: RT @tthtlc: “9,000 packages for SmartOS and illumos” by @jperkin http://t.co/mHPAFHOL
DeirdreS: Hurt shoulder lifting a toddler this weekend. Emergency appt w Nathan this eve, sooo much better. Highly recommend him! http://t.co/MV9tA6dj
DeirdreS: RT @notmatt: Hey programmer! Beer.js Wednesday, 6pm, at the revel room! Come!
DeirdreS: RT @ShannonCNeeser: A2: remember interviews go 2 ways. They also need to impress you. They need good employees as much as you need a goo …
DeirdreS: Amused: real-time traffic on my site shows people reading what I just posted, and searching on “mi fa cagare” (a rudely apt Italian phrase).
DeirdreS: Part 4: Into the Belly of the Beast http://t.co/EOlVsFMF
DeirdreS: Come to think of it, maybe I should have titled this piece “Cannery Row”. http://t.co/5VKy8hJD
DeirdreS: RT @ryancnelson: Good morning New Delhi!
I’m up at 5:30am for breakfast. Next, we install the fastest production @joyent cloud on the s …
DeirdreS: RT @joyent: Congrats to Joyent customer @goinstant Acq’d by Salesforce after scaling w #Node.js #SmartOS. See how @jevon did it http://t …
DeirdreS: RT @tenderlove: “Your http://t.co/6fF7d75B order of “Best Form American Flag Pants” has shipped!” – TMI!
DeirdreS: I’m guessing GitHub buys Geeklst not too long from now.
DeirdreS: “Individually, I love you all with affection unspeakable, but collectively I look upon you…” http://t.co/B0UbapAp
DeirdreS: SmartOS News: July 9, 2012 http://t.co/9tAJVTuJ
DeirdreS: RT @teepark: look under your seat everyone, there’s a job offer from github.
DeirdreS: RT @mccrory: GitHub raised $100 Million!?!?!?!? – http://t.co/uoKVxDRl
DeirdreS: @kirkwy Dying from not-surprise. I love Heathrow until I actually need to get in or out of it.
DeirdreS: @sturadnidge US or EU? Looks as if we’ll get critical mass on that pretty quickly either way.
DeirdreS: @sturadnidge Thanks! Much appreciated. There probably needs to be a book…
DeirdreS: @reiddraper Cool! How can we help?
DeirdreS: @sturadnidge @mrbruning Hmm, maybe the training page for that course once we get it onto http://t.co/BSP6Kg3m?
DeirdreS: @sturadnidge <in my silkiest sales voice> How can I help you with that? 😉
DeirdreS: in case you missed this Friday: SmartOS News: Upcoming Joyent Talks http://t.co/v63dpJcz
DeirdreS: illumos ZFS Internals Training from Joyent http://t.co/8kVg28G0
DeirdreS: Just “being me” may appear to be the lazy approach to some situations. OTOH, I have invested years in learning to be me, and I’m good at it.
DeirdreS: @paolovalde I take it you’re in town again. Meet up?
DeirdreS: RT @garannm: Looking at somebody’s photos from a tech conference and there are literally more closeups of food than photos with women in …
DeirdreS: RT @mushenska: Whenever my authors panic about amazon reviews I like to send them this: http://t.co/wMS75931
DeirdreS: @sriramnrn It’s for a Joyent client. Can’t say who, but you can imagine that we (especially I) are psyched to be working in India!
DeirdreS: RT @mrbruning: Why learn Internals? See http://t.co/3jWOelK8. #SmartOS #illumos #opensolaris #zfs #solaris
DeirdreS: RT @meinardi: #SmartOS e #illumos ridanno vita a #OpenSolaris http://t.co/2snwRHgE @wireditalia @riccardowired @joyent #opensource
DeirdreS: “it’s like the history of Australia – the history that matters” @brendangregg http://t.co/8oJ8RLD9
DeirdreS: @nyyrajvggranhre You may prefer one of the other illumos distros, OpenIndiana or OmniOS maybe.
DeirdreS: RT @thinkprogress: Pennsylvania city defies court order, unilaterally reduces pay of police officers and firefighters to minimum wage ht …
DeirdreS: @johnnysunshine @richlowe I’d take that. I’m a lot more creative at all aspects of life after/during a change of scene and habits.
DeirdreS: @gflarity A mash up of my mathematician ex and a lot of people in tech.
DeirdreS: @richlowe @johnnysunshine we also need a different definition of “success”, one that includes time to raise kids well, for those who wish to
DeirdreS: @richlowe @johnnysunshine I’d like to think career doesn’t have to go on hold with kids, tho it does require at least 2 cooperative parents
DeirdreS: “No great math is done after age 30. Everything great in tech is accomplished before 40.” Writing off half your professional life? Stupid.
DeirdreS: One sign of immaturity is fixation with the idea that, at some particular age, you are too old to make a valuable contribution in your field
DeirdreS: @annapickard @tomcoates Now that sounds like a good reason for sport to exist, but we could just leave out the sport part.
DeirdreS: @fossdotin I need info on the event, mailed you on the site days ago, no answer. I’d be asking others from Joyent to submit, not me.
DeirdreS: @johnnysunshine I don’t mind the people talking about sports they do, bored out of my mind with those talking about sports they watch on TV.
DeirdreS: @fossdotin can we do this by email? I wrote before on the site, no reply. Can’t register a talk without travel budget.
DeirdreS: My Twitter feed some days feels like it’s all sports and food. Can we have an argument to liven things up
DeirdreS: RT @politico: Rep. Barney Frank marries his longtime partner as the first sitting member of Congress to enter a same-sex marriage: http: …
DeirdreS: RT @smokejack: I think it’s worth repeating everywhere to everyone that over Â¬Â£1 Trillion pounds has been spent saving failed banks whils …
DeirdreS: RT @bakadesuyo: Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. – Tallulah Bankhead
DeirdreS: RT @LOLGOP: I’m GUESSING Jesus wouldn’t spend his summer trying to take health care away from 30 million poor people.
DeirdreS: @bubbva @davetong hmm. When I had a horse, I didn’t get to write it off. I want the number of her tax adviser!
DeirdreS: @fossdotin I can’t know I’ll get the funding, need more info! Also, we might do a mini-track, but I have to find the money. Won’t be quick.
DeirdreS: Flowers from this morning’s walk http://t.co/QYbpXpML
DeirdreS: 3 years ago “Churrascaria” – and going again soon!
DeirdreS: @kjwcode which is true of many of the finest people I know, so that’s ok
DeirdreS: RT @bakadesuyo: Do women desire sex more for emotional intimacy or physical pleasure? http://t.co/385EMDD0
DeirdreS: @nonstick so you’re both right
DeirdreS: Maybe I should be worried about a two-year-old who has few words – and one of them is “coffee”.
DeirdreS: @AtulChitnis @fossdotin hey I sent a message on the site. Need stats on previous editions so I can sell my bosses on us going!
DeirdreS: â€šÃ„Ãº@bloatedlesbian: CEO To Receive $44 Million Payout Despite Resigning On His First Day http://t.co/kwLqOmF3â€šÃ„Ã¹ highest paid workday ever?
DeirdreS: My god! It’s full of tourists!
DeirdreS: SmartOS News: Upcoming Joyent Talks http://t.co/v63dpJcz
DeirdreS: RT @robinbloor: God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed. ~ Luis Buquel #quote
DeirdreS: “I’m here because God called me here” – but apparently God didn’t give you a brain of your own to think with. http://t.co/lFZWhL1H
DeirdreS: @pborenstein something to do with mass-changing categories. Should have been tipped off by the fact that it didn’t work.
DeirdreS: .@superxero3 Good to know, thanks. So I could have been hacked regardless of hosting. WP needs a trusted source or I can’t use anything.
DeirdreS: Just learned the hard way that I can’t trust WordPress to have vetted the plug-ins offered thru their site. Got hacked because of one.
DeirdreS: Update: got a picture of the batcave. http://t.co/sF1dSG2j
DeirdreS: RT @copyblogger: If you see something you care about being done poorly, don’t complain. Do it better.
DeirdreS: RT @csanz: #devops with @joyent is #funops
DeirdreS: @missbhavens but it suits itself perfectly!
DeirdreS: @surgecon You do realize the stage will explode with both of them on it?
DeirdreS: RT @surgecon: Woot! Bryan Cantrill and Brendan Gregg, Joyent, at Surge 2012 on The real-time web in the real world-DIRT in production ht …
DeirdreS: @izs Yup, that’s how I was able to make a fun video when most of what I had was conference footage: http://t.co/vOcWdLby
DeirdreS: If you ever do a presentation, you should watch this: http://t.co/IM4v9Vuq
DeirdreS: New! â€šÃ„ÃºFishworks and Meâ€šÃ„Ã¹ – another piece of Sun history http://t.co/5VKy8hJD
DeirdreS: Thank you, I need this financial break: http://t.co/zi4QkZsC
DeirdreS: Fixed broken video on ZFS the Next Word by Bonwick and Moore, Kernel Conference Australia, 2009 http://t.co/lTkd8IUt
DeirdreS: Summer cold and no particular plans = a very quiet holiday with lots of time for writing. Which is not a bad thing.
DeirdreS: RT @othiym23: Want to play around with all the SmartOS stuff @dapsays demonstrated at #nodeconf / #fluentconf? Cheap? Here’s how: https: …
DeirdreS: Sigh. Yup. http://t.co/SEWVO2ZN
DeirdreS: Well, look what I found: some of the lost footage from the 2009 Open Storage Summit http://t.co/bI7Bs26l
DeirdreS: RT @comay: Interesting infographic on the so-called “tax” associated with the ACA. http://t.co/sxOd8OQ1
DeirdreS: @vRobM Oh yes, growing up all over the world and traveling a LOT will do that for you. #notshy
DeirdreS: @ActuallyNPH Are you sure there’s not a hidden camera somewhere? #tweetpercussions
DeirdreS: @vRobM Yeah, I get it, it makes sense. Just never been a fan of the trailing spouse role.
DeirdreS: Want to keep up on #DTrace news and have a place to ask questions? There’s a list for that: http://t.co/CFOB2nMv
DeirdreS: @spousetivities …and when there’s a tech conference, it’s usually me attending and/or speaking.
DeirdreS: @spousetivities That’s what I’m trying to parse. I occasionally attended math conferences with my ex, didn’t need anyone to organize me.
DeirdreS: @spousetivities @vRobM There is something creepy about this but I’m not quite sure what it is… #Spousetivities
DeirdreS: historical background: how I got started filming at Sun http://t.co/WtcmPlsr
DeirdreS: At the “please just kill me now” phase of this cold. Maybe that means it’ll be over soon, one way or the other.
DeirdreS: @meineerde Have you tried SmartOS or OmniOS?
DeirdreS: â€šÃ„ÃºSmartOS News: July 5, 2012â€šÃ„Ã¹ http://t.co/gmklv5qk
DeirdreS: 7 years ago I wrote/filmed: MBA: Collecting My Dues from the Open University http://t.co/HDSIPsB9
DeirdreS: SmartOS office hours today! 10am-11am Pacific (1700-1800 UTC) in #smartos on http://t.co/7jvmf3xe
DeirdreS: in case you missed it yesterday, new post: â€šÃ„ÃºWhat to Expect When Youâ€šÃ„Ã´re Expecting â€šÃ„Ã¬ to Be Acquiredâ€šÃ„Ã¹ http://t.co/6dykA5Ya
DeirdreS: â€šÃ„ÃºItâ€šÃ„Ã´s hard to find anything to say about life without immersing yourself in the world, but…” http://t.co/62aKknbL
DeirdreS: RT @mrbruning: Any interest in a ZFS internals course? #zfs #illumos #solaris #FreeBSD #smartos #storage
DeirdreS: @jonasthaler Ouch and ouch!
DeirdreS: “The Church says we’re ‘different’. They’re right – we like ADULTS.” http://t.co/8ym87HCk
DeirdreS: At least the neighbors having a loudish barbecue are playing The Eagles.
DeirdreS: RT @dapsays: For a more complete preso of DTrace in Node (incl custom probes) see @mcavage’s: http://t.co/dnOXZu92 + vid: http://t.co/xZ …
DeirdreS: Guess whose routers I’m never, ever buying? http://t.co/SmYxlQYb
DeirdreS: New: â€šÃ„ÃºWhat to Expect When Youâ€šÃ„Ã´re Expecting â€šÃ„Ã¬ to Be Acquiredâ€šÃ„Ã¹ http://t.co/6dykA5Ya
DeirdreS: 6 years ago I wrote about Watching Football (soccer, to you Americans) http://t.co/vGjklbCX
DeirdreS: 5 years ago I wrote about Biopsy: Digging to China Through My Breast http://t.co/5bQZT0pR
DeirdreS: Hmm, I’m writing a lot lately.
DeirdreS: The irony is, I don’t often use LinkedIn to reach the people I actually need to contact for work/community reasons.
DeirdreS: @StillSusan @hudsonette Nah, you just need other… stimulants.
DeirdreS: 2 years ago I photographed a dinner party in wonderland: http://t.co/QGDktH5W
DeirdreS: RT @neiltyson: You just wait Europe, science in America will rise again — some time this millennium.
DeirdreS: I need a LinkedIn button that responds “Are you f*ing kidding me?!?” to certain link requests.
DeirdreS: Awake way too early for a holiday.
DeirdreS: @johnnysunshine I wonder what what happened to our pictue of HRM?
DeirdreS: 1 year ago I photographed Fine with That: http://t.co/1jy2e4R8
DeirdreS: @denizrende Hmm, I’m not sure a Sun mousepad is hip…
DeirdreS: RT @nodeconf: The party tonight, sponsored by Joyent is at Holoscene at 8pm. Holoscene is at 1002 SE Morrison st at SE 10th ave. A short …
DeirdreS: 7 years ago I filmed: â€šÃ„ÃºInternational Marching Show Bands in Leccoâ€šÃ„Ã¹ http://t.co/Uxypb4xm
DeirdreS: @webmink Probably neither.
DeirdreS: @bdha Good for you both – about time you took some time off, and a Nora Ephron commemorative viewing is exactly right.
DeirdreS: @bdha For your sake, I really hope not.
DeirdreS: RT @delyabak: http://t.co/3M2rKM9u
OSCON- if you want to come hang out with Nexenta and Joyent let me know . I have booth passes
DeirdreS: @AnastasiaAshman No, at least so far no one seems to think I have a dog.
DeirdreS: Dear Twitter and FB: I will happily PAY YOU MONEY to not have to be annoyed by poorly targeted ads. There’s your monetization strategy.
DeirdreS: @notmatt Well, you know – up north there somewhere.
DeirdreS: @sevanjaniyan Nah, I have @brendangregg to do the shouting.
DeirdreS: @SniperWulfzen I get extra hipster cred for ensuring that everyone knows they are Italian designer socks, right?
DeirdreS: So I was working on my hipster cred yesterday. The socks, shoes and skinny jeans def get points. Not sure about book. http://t.co/N96A3nLw
DeirdreS: @WinnieWongSF are you present back in SF yet? Wd love to see you
DeirdreS: Oh great, now I get to see completely irrelevant crap promoted by Twitter. Dear world: not buying a car or a house anytime soon! Give up.
DeirdreS: â€šÃ„ÃºWelcome to Solaris, have a beer.â€šÃ„Ã¹ http://t.co/TrrNiyme
DeirdreS: RT @dshaw: Dtrace, Node.js and Flame Graphs @ NodeConf 2012 http://t.co/rN04oo2D
DeirdreS: â€šÃ„ÃºSmartOS: Max Bruningâ€šÃ„Ã´s Talk at NOSIGâ€šÃ„Ã¹ UStream raw video http://t.co/Qiu9XSJC
DeirdreS: “they completely blew it because of the bureaucracy” http://t.co/lk6Rhhkg
DeirdreS: @johnnysunshine It’s certainly one of our colleagues with small children in daycare/school. Those places are hotbeds of infection.
DeirdreS: “Tracing Windows – just what I’ve always wanted to do…” http://t.co/fx7BErcL
DeirdreS: Good thing tomorrow is a holiday. May spend it sleeping off what appears to be a summer cold. Gah.
DeirdreS: Max talking about porting KVM to illumos: http://t.co/fx7BErcL
DeirdreS: RT @bubbva: BJ’s great! MT @leapingwoman: i am looking for my next community management position! http://t.co/5dkrbgYT – she is!
DeirdreS: Getting in to the details of SmartOS CPU caps: http://t.co/fx7BErcL
DeirdreS: If you’ve go questions for Max about SmartOS, let me know or use the chat window on http://t.co/fx7BErcL
DeirdreS: UStream hint: view in fullscreen, then you’ll be able to read the slides: http://t.co/fx7BErcL
DeirdreS: Download slides for Max’s talk from http://t.co/HOfjL3Ff
DeirdreS: Video stream of Max Bruning on SmartOS running smoothly now: http://t.co/fx7BErcL
DeirdreS: Nice to see the old Solaris logo… http://t.co/EeyencYf
DeirdreS: Sound working now! About to start. http://t.co/EeyencYf
DeirdreS: Starting soon! Max Bruning on SmartOS at NOSIG, will be streamed here: http://t.co/fx7BErcL
DeirdreS: From the Archives: Visualizations for Performance Analysis (and More) http://t.co/eg9d8Z9T
DeirdreS: @lusis Italians have some very weird names: http://t.co/TZLbKKNI
DeirdreS: @lusis could told you that 😉
DeirdreS: @heinz_gies so do we
DeirdreS: New! â€šÃ„ÃºResistance is Futile: The Oracle Acquisitionâ€šÃ„Ã¹ ‘ part 1 of…? http://t.co/ttri8SxI
DeirdreS: Plan your next move from where you are now. No point regretting where you might have been, if only…
DeirdreS: @SniperWulfzen From the few eps I saw, that’s pretty much exactly what it’s going to feel like. 😉
DeirdreS: @SniperWulfzen Nah, not really – and I’m a wimp.
DeirdreS: @bdha Still no sleep?
DeirdreS: @_dpim “We had to walk 5 miles every day to our datacenter, barefoot in the snow.” #DTrace
DeirdreS: TOMORROW: July 3: Max Bruning will present on SmartOS, will be live streamed on http://t.co/Gx1fKLti http://t.co/4ZyKGboO
DeirdreS: From the Video Archives: Visualizing DTrace â€šÃ„Ã¬ http://t.co/HDVCC4ZA http://t.co/RcVjAv4a
DeirdreS: RT @bimboalieno: disoccupazione giovanile in Italia al 36,2%: abbandonati perchâˆšÂ© senza tessera sindacale, mica come i pensionati
DeirdreS: FB served me an ad for a site for single black men looking for “faithful” women. #targetingfail
DeirdreS: Anderson Cooper: “The Fact Is, I’m Gay.” http://t.co/zXyApEQo
DeirdreS: @bcantrill Ouch! At least it the photo he looks more proud of the cast than in pain.
DeirdreS: Spent most of the flight (and many hours this morning) writing. I guess this will need to be 4 or 5 blog posts.
DeirdreS: @kjwcode you mean Smart Data Center? No purchase required for SmartOS
DeirdreS: RT @korch: took the plunge, ramped up on installing & admin Joyent’s Smartos = wow! SunOS is a better, leaner Unix than Linux. green …
DeirdreS: RT @bdha: Solarish machines all still happy. New Linux boxes running on those Solarish totally fucked.
DeirdreS: @bdha ouch. I’m sorry, bro. Sleep well when you can.
DeirdreS: @signed8bit @vdotw I hate to break it to you, but some people do make vodka martinis. Which should be called something else, I would think.
DeirdreS: @bdha ok, now I’m lost. Where do trees come into it.
DeirdreS: @bdha doesn’t pay as well, but maybe the hours are better. Otoh – scaring kids, plus or minus?
DeirdreS: @vdotw gin, not a huge vodka fan
DeirdreS: I must learn to make a good martini. Apparently equipment is needed.
DeirdreS: .@KellyOSullivan @lakerosenberg @hsessoms always have, in the US – lots of friends and my daughter have lived on tips. No-brainier.
DeirdreS: @hemantmehta “One does not just walk into… Vatican City.”
DeirdreS: Above Santa Fe http://t.co/ACYoKKud
DeirdreS: @sbraswe1 great! I won’t be there, sadly, but be sure to stop by and say hi.
DeirdreS: @kjwcode @jasonh glad you got that sorted, and apologies for the confusion.
DeirdreS: @lusis but the thinks he’s being all rebellious, right?
DeirdreS: RT @chunsaker: Life-planning. Cause we’re ALL doing what we thought we would be doing five years ago. #fucketlist
DeirdreS: Really ABQ? I need to stand in this big long line just to print a boarding pass? Sheeesh.
DeirdreS: @nedryun @aubreynb so, as Christians, where’s your plan to care for those who are currently uninsured and cannot afford health care?