The Twitter Diaries: November, 2012

In an apartment building with a non-working doorbell. And it’s starting to drizzle. Good thing I didn’t buy any Halloween candy to give out. 2012-11-01 00:42:53
Hmm. I might forgive them the webinar format for this one. Though I’ll still bitch about it. 2012-11-01 00:55:42
4 years later than I meant to, reading Obama’s “Dreams from My Father”. And it’s fascinating, especially for a fellow TCK like me. 2012-11-01 00:56:53
webinare with @BCantrill and @sogrady: Cloud Computing – Do Ethics Drive Architecture? 2012-11-01 01:00:02
RT @TeaPartyCat: REMINDER FOR REPUBLICANS: Do not accept any government help today. YOU built that. YOU can clear the roads. YOU can res … 2012-11-01 01:00:57
@erebusbat ” person who has spent a significant part of his or her developmental years outside the parents’ culture” 2012-11-01 01:05:01
RT @EricDSnider: George Lucas will give the STAR WARS sale money — $4 billion — to education. No snark here: that’s heroic. http://t.c … 2012-11-01 01:33:01
@katherinemiller What makes you think that they have? Judging by their attitudes, they ain’t gettin’ any – now or EVER. 2012-11-01 01:34:27
” Obama has already done more to reduce the number of abortions than any other president ever has” 2012-11-01 02:12:15
Feeling awful, need someone to bring me chicken soup. Except I don’t much like chicken soup. 2012-11-01 02:56:06
@vdotw Oohh, that’d be perfect. 2012-11-01 03:11:26
R 2012-11-01 03:45:46
RT @JeriDansky: @NomdeB Halloween costume that might give you a smile. < gets my vote for best costume this year! 2012-11-01 04:25:13
Meant to say I was reading… what was it? 2012-11-01 04:29:40
Keepin’ it classy, Mitt. 2012-11-01 04:31:27
@pec Princess Vader and Ganesh – the next dynamic duo! 2012-11-01 04:47:03
Romney spent Halloween impersonating someone who cares, it seems: 2012-11-01 04:51:44
Aww…. 2012-11-01 04:59:15
All the incredibly smart people in my life are spoiling me for dealing politely with ordinary mortals. Not sure this is a good thing. 2012-11-01 05:00:52
@filmcrithulk Ugh. Yes. I don’t handle scary movies well to begin with, “Don’t Look Now” did me in. 2012-11-01 05:14:05
“what good would that future be if it was based on inequality?” 2012-11-01 05:24:20
@HumanityCritic I’d say their bet is on fear. 2012-11-01 15:11:45
RT @kolemaniac: Writing a school report about #SmartOS focused on the security mechanisms. Feels good man ^__^ 2012-11-01 16:05:31
RT @planetsysad: Chris Siebenmann: Our DTrace scripts for NFS server, ZFS, and iSCSI initiator monitoring 2012-11-01 17:43:22
“For all his businesslike intentions, Romney’s economic plan works only if you don’t believe most of what he says.” 2012-11-01 17:44:07
RT @monkchips: so @elizabethkeeler from @joyent is hanging out @shoreditchworks for a month or so. she is good people. 2012-11-01 17:51:38
@monkchips She is indeed – I trust you’re taking good care of her! 2012-11-01 18:00:03
RT @bloatedlesbian: Good video for Jews voting for Romney: 2012-11-01 18:00:24
Four Years Ago / Today 2012-11-01 18:03:40
Enhanced OS Virtualization for the Cloud – Jerry Jelinek at illumos Day 2012-11-01 18:10:26
A major portion of my job these days seems to be t-shirt dispensing… 2012-11-01 18:28:29
SmartOS news – and coffee mugs! 2012-11-01 19:03:02
@kolemaniac I generally accept bribes. For example, a blog post about something cool you’re doing with SmartOS. And – sounds like you are! 2012-11-01 19:12:51
RT @umairh: I forgot, you don’t get to talk about America if you’re brown. We’re just here to drive cabs or something. 2012-11-01 19:13:49
RT @cloudant: TONIGHT! Drinks on Cloudant at 21st Amendment in San Fran 7:30 . Hang with Cloudants & customers … 2012-11-01 20:13:14
RT @pourmecoffee: Tweet of the Day from Chrylser VP of Product Design to Donald Trump: 2012-11-01 20:18:58
RT @brainpicker: DUMBO/ BKLYN Heights: Who wants to hop in a car with @HelenWalters to meet the 3-passenger rule & help deliver wate … 2012-11-01 20:39:32
RT @mj: Clear evidence of voter fraud. < but SOOOO CUUUTE! 2012-11-01 21:27:56
RT @urbanturbanguy: California has declared November as #Sikh Awareness & Appreciation Month. #SikhsInUS PDF: … 2012-11-01 21:52:32
@barackobama Already was 😉 2012-11-02 23:55:16
RT @ericschrock: Single copy ARC (integrated in illumos) FTW! Delphix 3.0 perf: 2012-11-02 00:53:49
RT @rod11: Just landed. Time to #GOTV #ohio Read the Economist’s endorsement of Obama. “O can do more. Romney can’t be trusted” http:// … 2012-11-02 01:38:30
“The reduction in the top tax rates appears to be uncorrelated with saving, investment, and productivity growth.” 2012-11-02 02:47:25
.@gedamore If you’re female, gay, or anything other than a straight white man, the choice is extremely stark. 2012-11-02 03:45:22
@gedamore What I wrote earlier today: 2012-11-02 03:48:27
RT @Beaker: Something tells me we are in that phase where people’s lives are shattered but we’re not seeing it as media coverage is turn … 2012-11-02 04:02:56
RT @rod11: Step one in Ohio. Put a magnetic bumper sticker on the rental car. 2012-11-02 04:24:14
Colleague @rod11 has gone to Ohio to get out the vote for Obama. Maximum respect! (Doing my bit in the virtual precincts.) 2012-11-02 04:28:34
@gedamore Opposition to equal pay. Opposition to birth control. Determination to shut down Planned Parenthood. 2012-11-02 04:29:44
@aredridel I used to like McCain, til he got in bed with Palin. 2012-11-02 04:36:07
@gedamore Determination to kill Obamacare, which would disproportionately hurt women. 2012-11-02 04:36:28
@gedamore …and complete lack of common sense, kindness, or any understanding of biology when it comes to women and rape. 2012-11-02 04:37:42
@gedamore I am aware that such exist, but baffled by their choices. 2012-11-02 04:39:15
People seem to have trouble parsing the statement that they’re just flat wrong. 2012-11-02 06:29:38
@anildash I’d already planned a biz+ birthday trip to NYC in later Nov. I assume that my tourist $ will be welcome. 2012-11-02 06:52:47
RT @JasonOzolins: @gedamore @DeirdreS – Visitor from US tech co last week to my workplace (AU) thought local socialist death panel hospi … 2012-11-01 22:47:44
@jasonozolins Yup. My dad was very well treated by the NHS, and me by the Italian system. Bring me more socialist medicine! 2012-11-02 15:33:41
RT @AlecMuffett: @fatrat If you want a reason to believe in Solaris, talk to some #SmartOS evangelists and witness the manic gleam in th … 2012-11-02 15:37:38
@alecmuffett Dang, my missionary schooling shows… 2012-11-02 16:33:07
RT @KI4OTK: Some tips on using Joyent SmartOS as a file server for your Macs. #illumos #netatalk #smartos 2012-11-02 16:33:28
@hudsonette @delrayser I started a 2nd account so that those who prefer not to see my politics can just read the tech stuff 2012-11-02 16:33:42
@AlecMuffett Flatterer. 😉 2012-11-02 17:33:33
RT @MichelleRafter: @anildash Answering your question – NYC Marathon runners vowing to volunteer intead of race: 2012-11-02 17:34:20
RT @bcantrill: Sons of DTrace. 2012-11-02 17:38:50
RT @Obama2012: Colorado, Nevada, and Wisconsin: It’s your last day to vote early. Get it done now:, … 2012-11-02 17:55:07
RT @dkewal: Anyone looking to get a @node_knockout team together? Only 14 spots left, let me know 2012-11-02 19:13:57
@garannm wish I’d known that a few days ago 2012-11-02 19:16:03
RT @JoeMyGod: Israel’s Top Newspaper Endorses Obama: Israel’s most influential daily newspaper, Haaretz, has endorsed Presiden… http:/ … 2012-11-02 19:17:13
RT @davewiner: Romney: Elect Me Or House GOP Will Wreck The Economy. 2012-11-02 19:19:04
RT @node_knockout: Countdown to KO #10: Debugging with Node Inspector 2012-11-02 20:03:04
RT @rascouet: The Washington Post editorial board didn’t just endorse Obama, it called @MittRomney’s campaign an “insult” to voters: htt … 2012-11-02 20:04:01
@GreatDismal some are – and I can only assume that they are voting a cynical self-interest. Others are clearly ignorant, gullible, & deluded 2012-11-02 20:08:01
https://t … 2012-11-02 20:09:17
RT @newrelic: We want to send you to @CloudExpo Silicon Valley. Find out how you can get a free Gold Pass here. 2012-11-02 20:10:35
RT @scottherson: New @joyent #cloud vs amazon #ec2 comparison webpage. 2012-11-02 20:53:54
RT @migueldeicaza: How many iPads must a boy need to buy before Apple adds ustack helpers to dtrace sorely needed by JIT engines on OSX? 2012-11-02 20:54:08
RT @mcavage: The awesome that is bunyan+dtrace is blowing my mind today. Seriously. I mean it. 2012-11-02 20:54:40
RT @timoreilly: MT @trcull: Finding moved polling places in NY after the hurricane: 2012-11-02 21:20:24
RT @umairh: I’ll also note that it’s often self-described “libertarians” who want me to shut up. Freedom: mostly for old rich white dudes. 2012-11-02 21:51:40
@umairh Or for people who think they’d actually be willing and able to use a gun intelligently in self-defense. 2012-11-02 22:01:39
@CalebGarling over ten years ago I learned of a friend’s death via email at work. No diff 2012-11-02 22:02:33
RT @hemantmehta: The Awful Things Christians Say About LGBT Children 2012-11-02 23:47:36
RT @robdelaney: NYC MARATHON REGISTRANTS: Donate your hotel room to displaced New Yorkers. 2012-11-02 23:48:50
By the contents of my kitchen, every meal this weekend will be breakfast. Nothing wrong with that. 2012-11-02 06:55:48
Some ask why I am so vehement about this election. It’s because I am truly afraid of the American Taliban that is trying to take over. 2012-11-03 01:21:23
Also: Dear Libertarians: You are not a hero from a Robert Heinlein novel. 2012-11-03 01:40:32
This year I’ve donated to Planned Parenthood, Obama (multiple), Mother Jones, the Red Cross, Kiva, the Glue comic book… I forget what else 2012-11-03 01:53:56
The world is too small for anyone to be truly independent. We are all connected, and life is better when we behave in consequence. 2012-11-03 01:56:18
“Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men & things can not be acquired by vegetating in 1 little corner of the earth” 2012-11-03 05:30:13
11 years ago I wrote about Exact Change Required 2012-11-03 17:49:48
6 years ago I wrote about Caffeination: Italians and Their Coffee (with video!) 2012-11-03 17:52:45
5 years ago: 1 of many posts on Everyday Italian: Newspaper Headlines 2012-11-03 18:59:44
5 years ago I posted examples of an Italian punning game 2012-11-03 19:02:55
.@ggheorghiu There’s no need for everyone to agree with me. But some modes of thinking are more conducive to humanity’s long-term survival. 2012-11-03 19:06:04
RT @Turnedsideways: Cantonese and Mandarin speakers needed at 200 Madison Street NY for #SandyAid Please volunteer!! #Sandy #sandynyc @C … 2012-11-03 19:54:28
@humanitycritic Really LOLled, but… I know the feeling. 2012-11-03 19:55:26
RT @bloatedlesbian: Last-Minute Ohio Directive Could Trash Legal Votes And Swing The Election via @zite 2012-11-03 21:29:10
Choices, choices… 2012-11-03 21:31:22
RT @MatthewKnell: Any NYC friends who can retweet this, it is appreciated – AOL offering free WiFi throughout NYC this week: https://t.c … 2012-11-03 21:44:22
RT @NickKristof: My take is that on women’s health, Romney, would take us way back: Share with undecided friends! 2012-11-04 22:46:08
RT @ericschrock: 10 years after @ahl first mentioned it to me, pfiles post-mortem support integrates into illumos. 2012-11-03 23:02:13
Glue, the comic I kicked in for, is now available outside of Facebook (yay!) 2012-11-04 16:37:06
@noorangutan Is this from you? If so, why are you recommending it to me? 2012-11-04 20:45:01
RT @kbeninato: Hearing about more and more benefit shows from New Orleans musicians to fund Hurricane Sandy relief efforts. #PayItForwar … 2012-11-04 21:53:48
RT @dangillmor: If Romney wins Tuesday, you can credit the GOP’s voter-suppression campaign, which Big Media mostly couldn’t be bothered … 2012-11-04 21:55:35
RT @mgoetzke: #smartos and #zfs are awesome.! Helped me find defective drive in no time and take it offline 🙂 2012-11-04 22:00:29
RT @timminchin: … Please, dear Americans, go & vote. And please vote for Obama. Or vote against Romney. Whichever you prefer. Plea … 2012-11-04 22:04:28
@sogrady What happens when you participate in events virtually? Solar storms disrupt the entire internet? 2012-11-04 22:19:50
RT @stephenfry: Voting time in the US. None of my business, but I have met Mitt and … well. Please not. Please. 2012-11-04 22:21:27
RT @emmettshine: This is 1/4th the sh*t we pulled out of ONE house today. Friends in NYC – PLEASE help Rockaways @ Rockaways http://t.c … 2012-11-04 22:22:07
@manahilmalik12 Wasn’t saying I objected, haven’t even looked at it. But before I click random links I like to have some idea why I should. 2012-11-04 22:22:38
RT @brendangregg: Handy: Intel combined the developer’s manual (1, 2A, 2B, 2C, 3A, 3B, and 3C) 3,020 pages, 15MB 2012-11-04 04:19:49
RT @HumanityCritic: I learned that my mom did some canvassing for Obama. She’s 73 & doesn’t get around so well. She knows how import … 2012-11-05 00:36:52 2012-11-05 01:45:26
@mimoct Depending on the state, better take both! 2012-11-05 01:56:55
RT @xkcdfeed: #xkcd Poll Watching: 2012-11-05 04:09:51
.@ticketmaster makes it so damn hard to buy a ticket, I may never see any kind of show ever again. 2012-11-05 06:02:17
RT @indecision: Is the election ruining your personal relationships? You’re not the only one: 2012-11-05 06:06:01
10 years ago I wrote “I seem to be losing what minimal ability I ever had to pass for a “real” American.” 2012-11-05 16:53:53
8 years ago I posted a funny sign I saw in Delhi 2012-11-05 17:00:05
Rage is tiring. But it’s a healthier response than cynicism and despair. 2012-11-05 17:00:05
Today’s soundtrack to soothe my soul: 2012-11-05 17:03:09
America already IS a third-world country: 2012-11-05 17:55:32
RT @wa7son: Wow! Ford have opened up their API’s to developers #hackyourcar #roadmapconf 2012-11-05 18:07:45
RT @KimZetter: Voters in NJ displaced by Sandy can vote using a provisional paper ballot at any polling place in state – don’t vote via … 2012-11-05 18:29:23
RT @Vidyut: The idea that a person invited to speak must say only agreeable things is intellectual fakery. 2012-11-05 18:30:03
RT @indecision: Woman arrested for voting for Romney twice. That’s two more than the average woman plans on voting for Romney. http://t. … 2012-11-05 18:30:35
A herd of adorableness has just arrived. Everyone say “Awwwwww”. 2012-11-05 19:36:19
@revolize Come up and see me sometime. 2012-11-05 19:43:12
RT @AntDeRosa: Twitter, do your magic: I need a large van(s) or bus that can transport 50+ people who want to volunteer this weekend. an … 2012-11-05 19:46:58
RT @Pamela_Dornan: Today in 1872, Susan B. Anthony voted for the first time. She was arrested, and later fined $100. 2012-11-05 19:51:23
RT @peks: OpenIndiana. Enterprise, based on illumos kernel. Promising. Anybody using it in production? #openindiana 2012-11-05 20:28:46
RT @brendangregg: After 20 yrs Solaris innovation is summarized as ZFS+DTrace+Zones. Maybe if the video was 4 mins it’d mention VFS, NFS … 2012-11-05 20:30:47
New video! The illumos Home Data Center Dan McDonald at illumos Day 2012-11-05 21:46:06
@lisajbir And, as the rotting bits fall off, they fertilize your lawn! 2012-11-06 22:47:54
@pborenstein Bet they’re people no one in a million years would ever have sex with, either. 2012-11-06 22:47:59
RT @NBCNewYork: #BREAKING: @NYGovCuomo announces he will sign executive order that allows New Yorkers to vote in any polling place tomor … 2012-11-06 23:40:47
@nbcnewyork And New York shows how it’s done! 2012-11-06 23:41:06
RT @TheEconomist: How did TED, a nonprofit events group which runs online conferences, get so popular? 2012-11-06 23:41:19
@mikeodea I didn’t even know Rana had a US presence, though it’s very familiar from my years in Italy. Good food! 2012-11-06 23:41:30
@kbeninato It would freak the hell out of me to get a call from Neil Diamond. 2012-11-06 23:45:40
@gianlucaneri Hai provato Voxer? 2012-11-06 23:46:21
“The downfall of the American empire has begun.” 2012-11-06 00:42:02
@gianlucaneri questione di geografia,forse – qui negli USA Voxer mi sembra diffusa. 2012-11-06 01:01:24
@gianlucaneri Lo so, sono stata costretta ad istallare entrambi. Ma se @whatsapp su iPhone 5 non va… 2012-11-06 01:02:17
RT @peteryorke: New @Joyent customer game – Amazing Flying Machines By Red Ronin - 2012-11-06 01:15:06
Because women tend to dislike it when you make it clear you want us barefoot and pregnant: 2012-11-06 01:24:46
Thanks, @bdha – Yes, @peks, he’s right, unless you want to operate a cloud, in which case SmartOS. Links to both (and more):… 2012-11-06 01:38:35
RT @fivethirtynate The Noise circles my camp – teeth bared, haunches raised. I toss the final Gallup poll onto the fire. < Nate needs sleep? 2012-11-06 01:40:08
@fivethirtynate You do know we love you madly? A man who can handle numbers well is sexy. 2012-11-06 02:19:27
RT @KellyOSullivan: 🙂 RT @fivethirtyeight A few more polls to add. But Obama at 91% to win Electoral College based on today’s data so f … 2012-11-06 02:20:25
@MsMaggieMayhem You might enjoy this, about sex education in Italian schools: 2012-11-06 02:20:35
RT @hitRECordJoe: If you’re witnessing voter suppression at your local polling station, take out your camera, hit RECord and post: http: … 2012-11-06 02:39:55
“Rigor mortis has set in, Daddy – Jack, you dead.” 2012-11-06 02:45:19
RT @cramforce: Dear non-voting American: How about you go vote anyway and let me decide where you make the cross? Sincerely, a concerned … 2012-11-06 02:53:16
RT @jonasthaler: Please spread the word and help fund this worthy and timely documentary project, “Limited Partnership”. Check it out! h … 2012-11-06 04:01:41
RT @GoAngelo: If it’s on your ballot, please vote to let us to get married so we can repay you by destroying all marriage: … 2012-11-06 04:04:49
Just today, Obamacare saved me $1000 in my 23 year old daughter’s dental costs, because I could insure her. FUCK YES I VOTED OBAMA. 2012-11-05 22:11:21
@akumar I think twitter leaves the UI on dms as bad as it is on purpose – for the lulz. 2012-11-06 08:28:09
3 years ago, I started filming @brendangregg 2012-11-06 08:46:10
RT @OnionPolitics: UPDATE: Ryan has driven to a nearby hospital. He is personally pulling the plug on freeloading Medicare patients http … 2012-11-06 16:00:02
@hitherto I did that in Italy for 17 years. But I’m not sure I ever wanted to be involved in Italian politics. 2012-11-06 16:15:17
RT @pourmecoffee: Hipsters: Do not write-in a candidate we probably never even heard of. C’mon, this is important. 2012-11-06 16:15:20
@dottavi Isn’t that stating the obvious? 2012-11-06 16:17:10
RT @LearningNerd: Egyptian twenty-sided dice from 300 – 30 B.C. at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Beeeaaauuutiful! … 2012-11-06 16:18:54
RT @lia: look at these adorable, freshly-scrubbed bigots from northwestern: smiles full of hate! (via @stevesilberman) 2012-11-06 16:20:14
Thank you Chrysler and @ralphgilles – I hope more will follow your example! 2012-11-06 16:21:01
RT @khaledgb: Telefónica squares up to Amazon with Instant Servers global IaaS offering on @joyent #SmartOS 🙂 2012-11-06 16:47:36
RT @fakedansavage: In Nate We Trust. 2012-11-06 17:17:23
RT @richardbranson: Personally, if I had a vote in the #USelection I could not vote Republican 2012-11-06 17:19:12
SmartOS Video Roundup – Nov 6, 2012 2012-11-06 17:19:18
RT @femmebot: WTF!? Reddit user captures video of 2012 voting machines altering votes 2012-11-06 17:46:10
RT @darachennis: Node.js is a gateway drug to the Joyent cloud. I like. 2012-11-06 17:59:14
RT @jayrosen_nyu: “So the scanners are new, they are used once a year and they’re broken by noon. Did I hear right?” “You got it.” Me an … 2012-11-06 18:23:08
@jonobacon depends very much on where those votes occur. 2012-11-06 18:24:51
@zdnetrachel I had a brief period of overlap ~2 years ago. At that time, the streaming catalogs seemed much the same. Neither great. 2012-11-06 18:25:20
RT @BoingBoing: Ohio GOP Secretary of State orders secret, last minute, unaudited software updates to voting machines 2012-11-06 18:34:01
RT @ChristyRidTram: Just voted in PA. Poll worker asked Afr Amer man for ID – I said loudly “He does not need it!” Then she said “never … 2012-11-06 18:57:07
RT @Salon: Confirmed: “Possibly thousands” of Florida residents got robo-calls this morning reminding them to vote “tomorrow” http://t.c … 2012-11-06 18:58:53
RT @bloatedlesbian: Please vote for @barackobama so that I can have healthcare instead of having to rely on the government for it since … 2012-11-06 19:02:43
RT @sarahkliff: News you can use: In many states, its illegal to Instagram your vote. 2012-11-06 19:36:16
RT @MotherJones: Help @MotherJones map election-day trouble spots in the US! Check back for updates @NAACP 2012-11-06 19:56:05
RT @Mike_FTW: You can’t make this shit up, people: 2012-11-06 19:58:06
RT @mattblaze: If a touchscreen machine appears to be “flipping” votes, TELL A POLLWORKER. It’s probably a screen calibration issue that … 2012-11-06 19:59:31
For those who asked about an RSS feed for my personal site, I finally fixed it (yes, I’m lame): 2012-11-06 21:40:55
RT @RaniaKhalek: If 20% of voting age black residents in Va. were NOT barred from voting by felon disenfranchisement law, would it still … 2012-11-06 22:07:39
RT @dberkholz: Fun. Live voting according to Facebook: 2012-11-06 22:24:48
RT @PPAVirginia: If you get in line by 7pm, you can still vote. STAY IN LINE! #vote 2012-11-06 22:37:52
RT @OFA_OH: Requested an absentee ballot but never got around to mailing it in? Bring it to your county’s BOE and drop it off before 7:3 … 2012-11-06 00:12:50
@DavidGrann @politicalwire hmm, possibly over optimistic to make Obama voters think they can give up waiting? 2012-11-06 00:16:08
RT @kirkwy: One US Presidential candidate thinks I deserve no family/employment rights, or health care, and lies about job creators. 2012-11-06 00:20:21
RT @MichelleObama: RT if you’ve already voted for President Obama today! #VoteObama 2012-11-06 00:20:35
RT @KellyOSullivan: If you have trouble voting at your polling place stay in line and call 866-OUR-VOTE to report any issues. If you’re … 2012-11-06 00:22:10
@CalebGarling the ability to immediately alert media and law to irregularities might turn out to be crucial 2012-11-06 00:22:54
RT @acluohio: DO NOT GET OUT OF LINE. By law if you are in line when polls close you must be allowed to vote. #Election2012 #vote #Ohio 2012-11-06 00:23:36
@CalebGarling Agreed, not much effect there, except perhaps an increased amount of bile. 2012-11-07 23:55:47
@joelhousman Yet another good reason to never watch TV. The few online shows I watch eg Maddow, Daily Show oddly have shown no pol ads to me 2012-11-07 00:31:22
@DavidGrann @toluseo Cousin and his GF in line for 8 hrs yesterday. 2012-11-07 00:32:30
@counternotions Could, won’t. 2012-11-07 00:33:25
RT @HumanityCritic: RT @JeffersonObama Remember rural Virginia will come in first…before Obama big cities come in much later #POLLS 2012-11-07 00:38:54
@timbray Rachel Maddow 2012-11-07 00:41:37
RT @JeriDansky: Agreed. RT @Sherman_Alexie: Dear folks waiting in line for hours to vote: You are bad ass patriots. 2012-11-07 00:45:49
@greg_gagne 2012-11-07 01:28:26
RT @Obama2012: Pass it on, Iowa: Polls close at 9pm CT in the Hawkeye State. You can vote as long as you’re in line by then. #StayInLine 2012-11-07 01:31:50
RT @HumanityCritic: RT @JeffersonObama RT @daveweigel: FL exit poll: Obama winning Jewish vote by 40 points. 40 points. Nice work, Sheld … 2012-11-07 01:35:36
The history of the DTrace pony, updated and expanded by @brendangregg 2012-11-07 01:36:02
@joelhousman yup, what used to be called the Metreon 2012-11-07 01:43:30
RT @johncheese: So wait, they get to keep the states they win, right? 2012-11-07 02:46:42
RT @tnyCloseRead: Senator Elizabeth Warren… 2012-11-07 02:50:18
RT @wilw: Don’t feel too bad, Richard Mourdock. It’s all part of God’s plan for you to SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER YOU MISOGYNIST PIECE OF … 2012-11-07 02:51:36
@nickgillespie not true for women, not true for LGBT. 2012-11-07 02:55:51
RT @thefoxisblack: Gays, blacks and women as elected officials. Shit is turning into Star Trek FAST. 2012-11-07 03:05:05
RT @xmatt: When Todd Akin makes a legitimate horrifying comment, the electoral process has ways of shutting that whole thing down. 2012-11-07 03:05:36
@GoAngelo uh oh. Quick, build a wall around Austin! 2012-11-07 03:08:20
RT @ReflectTheSea: @DrJenGunter @ToddAkin Now he has time to take a biology class at the community college! #goodadvice #seriouslytakeaclass 2012-11-07 03:17:58
dtrace -n ‘postgresql*:::query-start { printf(“%s”, copyinstr(arg0)); }’ 2012-11-07 03:21:28
RT @ColleenLindsay: BREAKING: Obama supporters have found and destroyed four of the five Florida horcruxes! 2012-11-07 03:34:38
RT @jenlkessler: Wait, both the rape guys lost? They were totally asking for it. #akin #mourdock #abortion #rape #Election2012 2012-11-07 03:34:55
RT @urchkin: i’ve got a binder full of women: SENATORS 2012-11-07 03:36:32
RT @umairh: Let me put things in perspective. There is no major political party in any advanced economy as extreme and nutty as the GOP. 2012-11-07 03:40:39
RT @EvilSlutClique: .@RepJoeWalsh once said “there’s no such exception as life of the mother”. Now there’s no such thing as “Congressman … 2012-11-07 03:41:03
I can be proud to be American 2012-11-06 04:06:10
RT @umairh: What we just witnessed is remarkable; the end of an era of American politics. Obama won. But the GOP just imploded. 2012-11-07 04:14:49
RT @Mike_FTW: Game, set, and match, bitches. 2012-11-07 04:15:56
RT @pourmecoffee: Get this one clear message, @SpeakerBoehner: This is a mandate against paralyzing, mindless obstructionism. 2012-11-07 04:17:20
“@davewiner: ObamaCare is a done deal.” this makes a huge difference to my life 2012-11-07 04:22:31
“@MarkHarrisNYC: Honest to God, in tears of joy right now.” Me, too. 2012-11-07 04:23:17
RT @HumanityCritic: The black guy beats racism. Obstruction. Outside money. Voter suppression. So many dishonorable shits are hurting ri … 2012-11-07 04:24:27
RT @kaytsukel: OMFG, my vagina is doing a victory dance over here. 2012-11-07 04:25:16
RT @FollowMeOBAMA: R.I.P. Paul Davis. The Navy Seal who killed Osama Bin Laden died in battle today. #Retweet to honor him. 2012-11-07 04:28:14
RT @frankrichny: And you know what, it’s as moving now as it was 4 years ago. 2012-11-07 04:30:46
RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Man Who Told Half the Nation to Fuck Themselves Somehow Loses Election #election #election2012 #vote2012 2012-11-07 04:32:26
Damn proud … 2012-11-07 04:35:50
RT @fakedansavage: Obama endorses marriage equality, Dems endorse it in platform, and Obama wins the White House. Let this be the end of … 2012-11-07 04:36:24
RT @daddy_san: “God is on our side” – Republicans | “lo bhencho” – God 2012-11-07 04:37:01
RT @vambenepe: Time for Romney’s last reversal: “I supported Obama all along”. 2012-11-07 04:43:00
.@AnnCoulter I guess you can’t find your ass with both hands, either. 2012-11-07 04:49:55
RT @michaelverdi: Looks like Obama will win Bexar county (San Antonio) Texas again this time! 2012-11-07 04:51:33
RT @BastardMachine: Karl Rove, I’ve read about Nate Silver. And you, sir, are no Nate Silver. 2012-11-07 04:53:36
RT @mgrooves: The subtle politics of San Francisco: 2012-11-07 05:03:47
RT @mcavage: Since everyone has obama covered it looks like both same sex marriage and marijuana are going through in WA. 2012-11-07 05:04:27
RT @danprimack: Karl Rove is beginning to look a bit like he just saw his looper. 2012-11-07 05:05:21
RT @ScarletAtheist: Remember a month ago when Glenn Beck said God wants Romney to win? Looks like Zeus, Odin, and the FSM overruled him. … 2012-11-07 05:12:22
RT @ADAMATOMIC: That feeling, like you just dodged a really really rich old white bullet 2012-11-07 05:16:56
The fact that Obamacare will survive hugely improves my present and my future. This is true for all Americans. 2012-11-07 05:19:34
@KI4OTK actually, yes. 2012-11-07 05:22:07
@KI4OTK The campaign would have been fought and voted very differently. Doesn’t mean the end result would have changed. 2012-11-07 05:25:29
RT @jonasthaler: Meanwhile, what’s with stupid Californians who want to hold onto their pathetic #deathpenalty 2012-11-07 05:29:20
@jonasthaler and not fund education. 2012-11-07 05:29:25
RT @peakscale: PSA: the popular vote under an electoral college system is not what it would be in a different game. 2012-11-07 05:29:39
@blakehounshell yes, please! 2012-11-07 05:37:59
@ericmortensen Who is that disgusting person and why are you giving her any attention? 2012-11-07 05:38:47
RT @PGourevitch: Obama’s ahead in popular vote as california reports 2012-11-07 05:43:57
RT @barrett: I love seeing my generation start to take over. These are our values; this is our time. Chill out baby boomers – we’ve got … 2012-11-07 05:44:29
RT @jaredpolis: I won! 🙂 2012-11-07 05:46:06
Mitt, please keep it short. We’re all sick of you. 2012-11-07 05:46:49
RT @jensimmons: All four gay marriage initiatives are going for teh gays. 🙂 #yay Will be legal in Maine, Maryland … 2012-11-07 05:48:39
RT @harto: LIKE “@tyleroakley: Considering Romney believes the only acceptable form of birth control is pulling out, you’d think he’d be … 2012-11-07 05:58:31
@anildash actually I think it’s very legit to question how any religious beliefs affect a candidate’s actions. 2012-11-07 06:00:05
@tomcoates No trust me you don’t want to go there. 2012-11-07 06:02:37
RT @fraying: There’s nothing gracious about saying you’re going to pray for someone. It’s arrogant in the extreme. 2012-11-07 06:03:48
@anildash some are crazier than others and keep down women and favor whites more blatantly. 2012-11-07 06:08:37
@DrJenGunter “I got pussy whipped.” 2012-11-07 06:10:27
RT @Mike_FTW: Mitt Romney ran a campaign filled with hatred and lies. And his campaign was based on making people second class citizens. … 2012-11-07 06:11:10
RT @pposbc: Now we know the #ACA will be fully implemented. Millions will have insurance covering well-woman exams, birth control, and p … 2012-11-07 06:13:15
RT @annekejong: i heard clint eastwood just conceded to an ottoman. 2012-11-07 06:13:30
RT @fakedansavage: When I came out to my parents 30 years ago saying “I’m gay” meant saying “I will never marry and I will never have ch … 2012-11-07 06:14:07
RT @climatebrad: Tremendous gender gap. President Obama won women 55-43. 2012-11-07 06:15:03
RT @GretaChristina: Chris Matthews sez there’s no religious test to get elected in America. Really? Tell it to the atheists.Or to Muslim … 2012-11-07 06:16:24
RT @Joanmarie: NH’s governor and its full congressional delegation are all women. #MakingHistory 2012-11-07 06:16:45
RT @martinamcbride: I just hope,4 yrs from now,they find a way to campaign without spending roughly 5 BILLION $! That money could help a … 2012-11-07 06:19:58
RT @shawnhorton: Fox calls “gays,” “blacks,” “women,” & “latinos” who voted for Obama “minorities.” It’s 2012, we’re called AMERICAN … 2012-11-07 06:24:18
RT @randfish: Nate Silver (of 538) correctly predicted 50 out of 50 states, including Florida. His math+stats approach should be applied … 2012-11-07 06:24:32
RT @LOLGOP: All that matters to me: 30 million Americans will get health insurance & no American needs to fear admitting a pre-exist … 2012-11-07 06:25:49
I’m gonna cry again. 2012-11-07 06:33:43
RT @sepiamutiny: Heard in desi households tomorrow: “Beta, study math and stats so you can grow up to predict the future like Nate Silver.” 2012-11-07 06:37:54
RT @chrisrock: No jokes I’m just happy my girls get to grow up in a better world than I did. . 2012-11-07 06:49:13
RT @AntDeRosa: “These arguments we have are a mark of our liberty” – President Barack Obama 2012-11-07 06:50:07
@umairh Relax for one night. Oh, that is relaxed? 😉 2012-11-07 06:50:29
RT @cnnbrk: Obama says he plans to sit down with Romney to talk about how they can work together. #CNNElection 2012-11-07 06:51:08
.@lusis one step at a time. Reforms are needed. We’ll do them better together with equal rights for all. 2012-11-07 06:52:20
RT @meganwest: The truth resists simplicity and so does @BarackObama. He’s not perfect but I’m very proud to call him my president. 2012-11-07 06:54:52
RT @ezraklein: Election reform AND climate change? It’s almost like this guy isn’t running for reelection anymore… 2012-11-07 07:03:50
@melanierenzulli I plan to sleep for a month 2012-11-07 07:04:47
RT @ginatrapani: Our President believes my wife & my daughter & I deserve equal rights. Thank you, Team @BarackObama. Thank you. 2012-11-07 07:05:17
Anyone have YouTube clips of Fox News tonight? Heard I missed a helluva show. 2012-11-07 07:05:56
RT @DrJenGunter: Lol -> @NYMag: Beyonce sums up election night in three words. 2012-11-07 07:43:30
@niall_gooch Civil liberties for women and gays is a good place to start, doncha think? Now let’s work together on the rest. 2012-11-07 07:54:32
.@guyma Radical right has long made it clear they wanted to take away my rights. I’m entitled to a little victory dance. Graciousness later. 2012-11-07 07:56:07
@guyma Actually, if you read what’s on my personal blog, you’ll see that I have zero tolerance for bigots and call them out loudly. 2012-11-07 08:20:12
RT @AntDeRosa: RT @daveweigel: Minnesota’s gay marriage ban has failed. That’s a 4-0 victory for gay marriage supporters today. 2012-11-07 08:37:07
@alecmuffett Can’t help but wonder how the shoe would be fitting the other foot? And don’t expect me to be entirely magnanimous just now. 2012-11-07 08:37:35
Folks: Magnanimous is not me tonight. I have been too scared for too long. If you don’t want to see my victory dance, just look away. 2012-11-07 08:52:04
And, if all you want to know from me is tech, that’s fine – you’ll find it on @joyentsmartos 2012-11-07 08:54:18
@alecmuffett Not you, the other party. How would GOP be behaving right now if Romney had won? 2012-11-07 08:55:42
9 years ago I wrote “My husband, a very rational man in most things, can’t stand to see a hat left on a bed.” 2012-11-07 08:57:50
9 years ago I wrote: “I don’t love Italy blindly. I didn’t move here because I had always dreamed of living here” 2012-11-07 16:00:02
@AlecMuffett heavens I don’t think I was all that bad. What do people do when their sports teams win? “We’re the best” etc ad nauseam. 2012-11-07 16:30:02
@AlecMuffett For me, it’s more about “I’m thankful my country isn’t quite at insane as it appears after all.” 2012-11-07 17:03:42
@alecmuffett There’s also the factor that almost anything the winner says may look like gloating. 2012-11-07 17:05:42
9 years ago I wrote about Bible Stories 2012-11-07 17:24:20
RT @diamandakis: Joyent Accelerates Momentum With CEO Appointment 2012-11-07 17:30:02
RT @postwait: To be clear, this is a bucket full of awesome. #illumos #zfs #dtrace #aws 2012-11-07 17:32:31
RT @kebesays: Interesting. @nexenta hires a CFO with take-firm-to-IPO experience, and @joyent hires a CEO with same. Good 2013-4 for #il … 2012-11-07 17:51:09
Ok, so, yeah… busy. 2012-11-07 17:51:39
RT @StopRush: Limbaugh’s bumper music? What Is Love by Haddaway. You know this song. Refrain: “What is love? Lady don’t hurt me. Don’t h … 2012-11-07 17:53:46
RT @climatebrad: “Do you have any plans to change the filibuster rule?” @SenatorReid: “Yes, I do.” (for @drgrist) 2012-11-07 17:55:11
RT @scottherson: Congrats – Hot #Joyent Cloud partner @NodeFly Raises $800K Seed Round For Measuring Performance Of Node.js Apps http:// … 2012-11-07 18:40:58
@robinbloor Legalizing dope will likely offset that cost in tax revenue, and then some. 2012-11-07 18:41:13
RT @FrankBruni: Iowa Supreme Court justice who ruled for same-sex marriage is RETAINED by voters 2nite, not ousted like peers 2 years ag … 2012-11-07 18:41:38
@TEDchris marijuana tax may be less controversial 2012-11-07 19:01:36
@FilmCritHULK thanks for the smile! 2012-11-07 19:07:09
@blakehounshell Dying from not-surprise. 2012-11-07 19:07:54
Was berating myself for not reading as much as I used. Then realized I’m reading MORE – just not on paper. 2012-11-07 19:09:35
@robinbloor Well of course – what matters most is what we can sell! 2012-11-07 19:11:16
@KatieS @govchristie @sherylsandberg @devalpatrick and Mitt Romney 2012-11-07 19:13:01
@bubbva still reading books but it takes longer 2012-11-07 19:19:50
RT @HannaIngber: And photos of world reactions to Obama win in @GlobalPost 2012-11-07 19:20:18
@bubbva Still haven’t finished the Sleep book you rec’d (it’s good), Generations on the shelf. 2012-11-07 20:09:14
“Fun stuff inside…” 2012-11-07 20:10:06
…for some value of “fun”. 2012-11-07 21:00:33
“substantially helping low-wage and working Americans receive the affordable health coverage they need.” 2012-11-07 21:01:10
@abelundercity The assumption is that “true conservatives” would have won. Do not ask me to explain _that_ logic, though. 2012-11-07 21:08:17
“Joyent sets its own agenda, building open-source technologies that don’t require investments in locked up systems.” 2012-11-07 21:09:23
@abelundercity That’s because they’re the “real Americans”. 😉 2012-11-07 21:32:04
RT @FilmCritHULK: SO @YesYoureRacist HAS BASICALLY BEEN KILLING IT THE LAST 48 HOURS. 2012-11-07 21:32:36
@pourmecoffee Paintball style, but skunk juice. 2012-11-07 21:35:26
@umairh I thought/hoped there was a hint of that in his speech. It’d be brilliant. 2012-11-07 21:40:55
RT @cstross: Rick Santorum: the gift that just keeps on giving! #LOLGOP 2012-11-07 22:01:34
RT @TimHarford: The definitive comment on @fivethirtyeight and the election result comes from xkcd – of course. 2012-11-07 22:06:30
“The white Establishment is now the minority.” – Bill O’Reilly 2012-11-07 22:07:47
Actually, I’m kinda surprised it took the Obama campaign until 11/1 to ask for my help on Twitter – which I’d already been giving for ages. 2012-11-07 22:14:47
“Congress, 5 million Californians may have a message for you: Don’t be afraid of raising taxes to rescue the budget.” 2012-11-07 23:31:36
@calebgarling It’s recommended by @AlecMuffett, someone I deeply trust on security questions. 2012-11-07 23:33:35
RT @chrislhayes: Extremely urgent medical question: is it possible to overdose from schadenfreude ? 2012-11-07 23:34:35
illumos News: November 7, 2012 2012-11-07 23:40:43
Final video edit of Matt Ahrens’ ZFS State of the Union added: 2012-11-08 23:42:05
“[Conservatives], we’re counting on you. Wake up. There are real problems in the world. Let’s move on from there.” 2012-11-08 02:24:22
RT @arclight: Oh; one cool thing I saw today – a huge mural dedicated to Henrietta Lacks in Oak Park IL. Someone should alert Rebecca Sk … 2012-11-08 05:42:49
@kattancock Yup. 2012-11-08 06:07:39
@terriko I’m guessing today you need to go bra shopping. 2012-11-08 17:56:04
RT @ahl: ZFS trivia: metaslabs and growing vdevs 2012-11-08 18:38:31
RT @trochej: #illumos distribution by Peter Tribble: Tribblix milestone 1. 2012-11-08 19:14:08
@coutoantisocial @dscape We kinda have a start on that: 2012-11-08 19:14:23
RT @deirdresm: Gay Marriage: When My Opinion Changed: 2012-11-08 19:17:01
@deirdresm that is heartbreaking. 2012-11-08 20:29:48
ZFS Day State of the Union and state of the operating systems videos: 2012-11-08 20:30:00
@kumailn @FilmCritHULK We still say that. May not mean quite what it used to. 😉 2012-11-08 23:09:27
RT @st_luke: It’s crazy how much I want to run SmartOS now just because of the excellent SmartOS + Node.js marketing. 2012-11-08 23:10:07
@st_luke Aww, thanks – nice to know we’re getting something right! 2012-11-08 23:17:37
@cimicorp Yes. 😉 2012-11-07 04:10:49
“The people most likely to respond & donate, the campaign discovered, were “West Coast females ages 40 to 49.” <blush> 2012-11-08 23:18:45
Diabolical: 2012-11-08 23:21:12
If you’re in the mood for a little rude fun (just a little rude, I promise): 2012-11-08 23:17:55
I’m proud to call this man my president. 2012-11-09 00:31:14
@allanjude Yes, @michaeldexter was a very welcome addition to the party! 2012-11-09 05:27:32
Jon Stewart and I will turn 50 on the same day. And I’ll be in NYC. Would be very cool to see the Daily Show live, but seems not possible… 2012-11-09 07:04:30
@CaptBeermerica good to k ow, thanks. 2012-11-09 07:57:57
RT @KI4OTK: #OmniOS now has qemu-toolkit to control QEMU KVM virtualized machines on a set of #illumos hosts 2012-11-09 18:44:45
@umairh How about we start by catching up, then go on to il sorpasso? 2012-11-09 18:47:29
RT @sogrady: based on the planning call, my “fireside chat” with @bcantrill next week on the “ethics of cloud” will be provocative: http … 2012-11-09 18:52:14
@sogrady @bcantrill so not surprised 2012-11-09 18:53:40
Guy on Bart with a banjo. Guy with a guitar just got on. Now we have a concert. Perfect way to end the week. 2012-11-09 18:53:43
…and the woman across is a voice teacher… 2012-11-10 00:21:27
@end33r @node_knockout Beer and t-shirts = how to build a Dev community. 😉 2012-11-10 00:29:17
RT @mcaleavya: Movember mugshot #joyent #smartos 2012-11-10 00:34:57
RT @diemscott: I wish all my servers were running #smartos … life is too short for this other #junk 2012-11-10 01:01:12
Been an interesting day with a lot of paying it forward. Never a bad idea, and I enjoy it. 2012-11-10 01:01:41
@ericnakagawa No, but there was a woman who teaches singing! 2012-11-10 01:28:34
@pborenstein – @mcavage is damn good at banjo (one of my fave instruments to listen to, alas I play nothing), look up his video on YouTube. 2012-11-10 01:29:27
“We’re strip mining Mongolia so we can look at pictures of cats.” 2012-11-10 01:30:48
@pborenstein Ah, I see. Friday of a long week, my sense of humor is running slow (but still running). 2012-11-10 01:35:13
@captbeermerica Found the twitter account, but then how do you actually get tix should they come up? 2012-11-10 01:45:58
Because we want computers to be able to tell us and each other how they really … 2012-11-10 02:00:33
@falkvinge Don’t know if you remember, you were sitting on a bus with me and @brendangregg leaving the airport for FISL. 2012-11-10 02:05:08
@edwardog Well, if you want an intensive course, your opportunity is very soon: 2012-11-10 02:05:56
In case anyone is wondering, yes, @brendangregg’s DTrace course is still on in NYC 3 weeks from now: 2012-11-10 02:06:52
The book title “All In: The Education of General David Petraeus” now takes on a whole new meaning… 2012-11-10 02:07:50
@captbeermerica Oh, I see – just noticed there’s a link 2012-11-10 02:11:25
RT @joyent: Live streaming now! @node_knockout organizers and @izs kick off the hackathon! 2012-11-10 02:21:48
RT @debbryant: In San Francisco for the fall OSI board meeting. If you care about open source software, you should join up – if you …ht … 2012-11-10 02:37:32
RT @sdtuck: Joyent doesn’t only care about performance: Better DB Backup tools, Smtools, and DTrace for your Smart Machine is here- http … 2012-11-10 02:38:38
RT @konobi: Any #nodejs or SmartOS nerds out there have a Zotac ZBOX !D82 at all? 2012-11-10 02:38:48
@polotek Oh? Where are they? I need someone to explain that stuff to me! 2012-11-10 02:38:58
@nomdeb @milouness Yes, she was – see her Daily Show interview: 2012-11-10 02:39:36
@aynrandbot Umm… who ever said the contrary? 2012-11-10 02:42:52
@nomdeb The question is: what will it say/depict? 2012-11-10 02:49:25
@nomdeb Well, waxing doesn’t usually bleed. Tattooing usually does, as far as I can tell. 2012-11-10 02:52:48
@drewbobw Tell her to email herself and see who receives the mail. 2012-11-10 03:40:24
RT @betthearm: Stop using “guru,” “ninja,” and other terms for job descriptions. You are a Sparkly Code Princess. Own it. 2012-11-10 03:41:44
@betthearm And a Sparkly Code Princess needs a magic, laser-eyed steed: 2012-11-10 03:50:43
@sogrady Why do I have a feeling that your webinar with @bcantrill will include some presidential geeking out? 2012-11-10 03:51:22
RT @WickedRB: It’s official. We’re having a blogathon at the hackathon. #nottechnicallytech w/ @lindsayofsf @joyent @node_knockout 2012-11-10 03:56:11
You asked, you get (to order your own): DTrace PONIES! 2012-11-10 03:56:37
@sogrady – @BCantrill’- thing is assassinations (and dueling), but I don’t think he’s listened to the Sondheim musical I gave him… 2012-11-10 04:27:54
@anildash You’re doing well to remember that many. 2012-11-10 04:28:53
@drjengunter Amazon Prime has it. 2012-11-10 04:41:55
“Look you assholes, I’m as traditional an American as it gets, and I do not “want free stuff.” ” 2012-11-10 04:43:56
RT @ReligionFree: Thanks to religion, a homophobe has an excuse for his/her bigotry. No need to take personal responsibility. #atheism # … 2012-11-10 05:33:50
@mikiebarb @blakehounsell It is entirely possible that her path to a strong marriage includes non-monogamy. 2012-11-10 05:37:18
@edwardog …or you can at least buy a t-shirt. <grin> 2012-11-10 05:40:00
HT @billstreeter for pointing me to the excellent “Letter to a future Republican strategist regarding white people” 2012-11-10 05:51:44
RT @joyent: NKO 2012 Kick Off at Joyent SF HQ – blog post with pictures! via @joyent @node_knockout 2012-11-10 05:55:00
This brony-mentary is oddly compelling: 2012-11-10 05:55:30
RT @webmink: Inside Team Romney’s whale of an IT meltdown: 2012-11-10 06:28:26
@metromoxie it’s a ponycorn 2012-11-10 06:53:57
@nomdeb Argh. I hate that “woman as seducing witch” thing. Takes two to tango, baby. She didn’t rape him. 2012-11-10 10:38:50
RT @libero_it: #nodejsconfit MAX Bruning of Joyent on stage…DTrace and debugging! 2012-11-10 16:57:38
@nomdeb Famous, wealthy, &/or powerful men get offers all the time. Willpower must be a job requirement, if anyone cares who they sleep with 2012-11-10 17:09:53
Many wonderful things happened this week. This was one of them: 2012-11-10 17:15:55
@reagangomez @HumanityCritic Everything’s rainbows and puppies as long as people think they’re in charge. As soon as they feel threatened… 2012-11-10 19:23:10
@nomdeb Or sometimes the vomit test, as in deaths of children and the like. 2012-11-10 19:25:38
Finally able to get to a yoga class again. Now I feel all relaxed and bendy. 2012-11-10 19:26:28
@missbhavens Wait, I missed something – what have you done? BTW will you be in NYC Nov 27-Dec 4? Cause I will – birthday party! 2012-11-10 19:58:19
@drjengunter Our next task is to work on convincing “them” that liberal does not mean what they think it does. We’re pretty much like them. 2012-11-10 20:00:40
In case you missed it last night, the SmartOS store now includes the DTrace ponycorn, both cute and x-ray eye versions: 2012-11-10 20:01:46
@alextbarclay I have them, can send you one. (They were expensive, for stickers.) Soooooo cute! 2012-11-10 20:24:23
RT @zenkay: Thanks to @mrbruning to show us #DTrace features Seems really interesting! #nodejsconfit 2012-11-10 21:03:00
To My Christian Friends (the Ones Who Are Currently Upset) 2012-11-10 21:03:14
@fakedansavage You might like this piece I just posted (not just because you’re mentioned): 2012-11-11 00:16:11
RT @USEmbassyMEX: #EmbWayne: Que experiencia fascinante ver los bailarines de @bandalooping descender los edificios. @cenartmex VIDEO ht … 2012-11-11 01:17:19
Looking for an image to use, I google “image glass”. Guess what comes up… 2012-11-11 01:29:26
A friend just wrote me: “If everyone would wake up in the morning and give each other a foot massage, the world would be a better place.” 2012-11-11 01:51:46
RT @toridykes: My president is black, my senator is a lesbian and my congressman is gay. This is not your grandparents’ America, and I’m … 2012-11-11 02:29:14
“If corporations are going to give Trump a platform, you can at least let them know that you don’t appreciate it. ” 2012-11-11 06:21:35
RT @DontTouchMyWine: You don’t put up with someone’s bullshit because you love them. You only put up with it because you don’t love your … 2012-11-11 07:11:25
” we are all deprived, as a nation, of the constructive debate between competing, feasible ideas about real problems” 2012-11-11 07:12:09
Historical busty girl problems… 2012-11-11 07:20:11
3 years ago I posted video: “ZFS in the Trenches: Ben Rockwood at LISA ’09” 2012-11-11 07:40:44
RT @matthewjdowd: In 1976 pres candidates campaigned in states representing 80% of voters. In 2012 campaigning involved only 20%. This … 2012-11-11 17:00:02
RT @pourmecoffee: People who say, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining” — you really ought to focus your outrage on the former. 2012-11-11 18:42:31
RT @node_knockout: “@nodejitsu: We just passed 4000 deploys.” Think we’ll hit 10K before the comp ends? It could ge … 2012-11-11 19:12:17
RT @davewiner: When Sex Is a Family Business. 2012-11-11 19:17:48
@samharrisorg You might like this:… 2012-11-11 20:04:22
@samharrisorg You might like this: 2012-11-11 21:50:22
RT @khushil: AWS when throwing tin at the problem is acceptable and you just don’t care. For everything else there’s JoyentCloud #joyent … 2012-11-11 21:51:08
I agree with @timbray on this (and other things): 2012-11-11 22:20:20
RT @brendangregg: can gmail please implement these mailing list popups? 2012-11-11 22:25:16
RT @rzezeski: @DeirdreS dumb smartos Q…can I use pkgutil/opencsw to complement pkgsrc? or am I asking for trouble? (I’m a solaris newb) 2012-11-12 21:48:49
@lindsayofsf sounds like GitLove needs some marketing help. there are girl geeks around, but they’re underrepresented in our dev communities 2012-11-12 01:58:11
RT @rzezeski: This weekend has turned me into a big solaris/illumos/smartos fan, so much to learn 2012-11-12 02:53:24
RT @TheBaxterBean: REALITY CHECK: #Applebees CEO donated enough money to the Romney campaign to pay #Applebees employees health insuranc … 2012-11-12 03:51:43
RT @bgaff: Sweet Red Bean Chili < sounds amazing! 2012-11-12 04:23:43
@jeffbcross Uhhhh… thinking I’ll work from home tomorrow. 2012-11-12 04:25:37
@substack Glad you’re ok! Where was this? 2012-11-12 04:29:19
Happy Diwali, everyone! I wish we were back in Kesroli… 2012-11-12 05:01:28
RT @mrbruning: New blog post about Hadoop on SmartOS at 2012-11-11 22:25:44
New video! Making the Impossible Possible: Disposable Staging Environments At Scale Eric Sproul of OmniTI at ZFS Day – 2012-11-12 15:42:52
@hostname Hmm, it’s coming out too small, may take me a bit to figure this out. 2012-11-12 15:59:39
@elisaslow This is the beginning of my response to people like her: 2012-11-12 16:05:40
Irony is, NOTHING this woman values in her own lifestyle will change: Would not have been true the other way round. 2012-11-12 16:32:10
RT @trentster: Awesome new SmartOS dataset server and easy JSON creator. thanks so much @MerlinDMC #smartos 2012-11-12 17:00:57
RT @izs: I don’t even remember how we managed to profile or optimize code before flamegraphs. I’ve already forgotten how. … 2012-11-12 17:01:14
RT @bakadesuyo: How much does it *really* cost to send a text message? 2012-11-12 19:20:26
@jo_miller That bit of news appears to be overstated, so far. 2012-11-12 21:04:16
@mmcallen Umm “online employee” isn’t a job title. What exactly are you doing? 2012-11-12 06:12:01
@mmcallen -ah! glad I clicked on the safe link. 2012-11-13 00:04:20
@jamesfallows Or Twitter or FB or Skype, even as private messages. 2012-11-13 00:15:48
@captbeermerica How long are you actually there, from what time to what time (ie, if I do get tix, what am I committing to?) 2012-11-13 00:54:13
Support gay marriage, or else… 2012-11-13 00:55:47
@captbeermerica Great, thanks! 2012-11-13 01:19:09
@umairh incredibly stupid and uptight and backwards and puritanical and sick and… I could go on. 2012-11-13 01:49:12
@LibertyBelleJ that was totally predictable, given the religious stuff they sell. 2012-11-13 02:04:36
90 YO Woodstock alum in deep red Kansas, afraid to tell friends he was happy with the election outcome… til he found out they were, too. 2012-11-13 03:24:59
Maybe there are far more liberals around than we know, but some are afraid to out themselves as such where they live. 2012-11-13 05:23:31
Getting compliments for speaking out. I don’t actually enjoy being in conflict with people, but I can’t just sit quiet and let the lies go. 2012-11-13 05:24:15
And maybe there’s a limit to what we should politely tolerate. Sometimes people are just plain hateful and wrong, and need to be told so. 2012-11-13 05:26:49
@FluxRostrum wasn’t Louisiana the first state to lose the Civil War? Some ancestor of mine got a medal for valor… 2012-11-13 05:27:42
8 years ago I wrote about Italian Orphan Names 2012-11-13 07:19:16
10 years ago I wrote: “I started 9th grade at Woodstock just in time to save my sanity. ” 2012-11-13 16:00:02
8 years ago I wrote (extensively) about Shopping in Delhi 2012-11-13 17:00:02
RT @joyent: .@brendangregg speaking on diagnosing cloud perf: DTracing the Cloud via @joyent @JoyentSmartOS #ZFS #i … 2012-11-13 17:00:02
DTracing the Cloud: @brendangregg’s illumos Day talk 2012-11-13 17:43:19
@AlecMuffett where’s that article of your on keeping affairs private? Can’t locate it, timely right now (and always…) 2012-11-13 17:44:43
@ericmortensen @anncoulter @realdonaldtrump if a bear farts in the woods, does anyone care? 2012-11-13 19:03:07
@eric_wuest so political asylum for all Ugandan gays would be the just solution, until persecution ends 2012-11-13 19:03:32
@AlecMuffett looks familiar, but wasn’t there a blog post? 2012-11-13 19:03:33
@NomdeB I vote we swap the American extremists for the Ugandan gays 2012-11-13 19:06:25
@alecmuffett Thought I’d seen full blog post form but perhaps I’m hallucinating. Thanks. Explaining to friends why I don’t trust anything. 2012-11-13 19:07:19
@alecmuffett Yes, that is the best solution. But sometimes you have to care. 2012-11-13 20:08:56
RT @avinash: US States where a minimum wage worker can rent a 2 room unit at Market Rent working 40 hrs work week? Zero 2012-11-13 20:35:54
“privileged distress: Change has taken something from us and we want it back.” 2012-11-13 21:08:32
By popular demand, more galloping cuteness added to the store: 2012-11-13 21:15:01
day before Jon Stewart and I both turn 50. Thank you @captainbeermerica for how! 2012-11-13 21:28:11
@ericidle You didn’t need to talk so long. You had me at “Blow Me” the other day. 2012-11-13 21:33:09
5 years ago I wrote about why I didn’t use the phone much in Italy 2012-11-13 22:03:43
RT @noebie: happy to hear that kevin clash has been cleared – we are elmo people in our household 2012-11-13 23:00:03
@kebesays heh. Did they like the stickers? Their vid is linked from the page now 2012-11-14 23:58:24
@SniperWulfzen Sonic. You really really don’t want to ever deal withComcast. Sonic are nice and competent on the phone. 2012-11-14 00:11:38
9 years ago I wrote about the Winter Holidays: A Good Time to Visit Italy 2012-11-13 23:04:55
RT @michaeldexter: Stop by #SC12 booth 2534 to pick up info about #Linux Fund, LinuxFest NW, the #FreeBSD Foundation, #SmartOS, the #OS … 2012-11-14 17:00:02
RT @joyent: Talk in progress “Joyent open sources to reflect core values: transparency, & integrity in enginee … 2012-11-14 17:34:39
“Open source is the farm system for big league software. Joyent have hired people doing interesting work in the community.” @BCantrill 2012-11-14 18:43:46
You asked for mugs with the blue SmartOS logo; here you have 2 options: 2012-11-14 18:51:08
@kirkwy So do we. But we also find new ones out in the wild, who come to our attention by doing amazing things with “our” software. 2012-11-14 19:36:46
RT @defanator: wow “@jeffbarr: OnmiOS (descendant of #OpenSolaris) is now available on #EC2: (zfs, DTrace, Kayak, I … 2012-11-14 19:37:40
If this was all happening 20 years ago, I’d assume Paula Broadwell to be a deeply embedded (ha ha) double agent. 2012-11-14 19:37:54
I much prefer thinking this was done on purpose: 2012-11-14 20:13:16
RT @github: Join @markimbriaco, @shayfrendt and @jdpace for a drinkup tonight in Raleigh, NC – 2012-11-14 20:16:21
RT @peteryorke: @Joyent is hiring Customer Support Engineers – #cloud 2012-11-14 20:16:46
RT @jperkin: We (Joyent) are hiring for a work-from-home support engineer in the UK. Cannot recommend this company highly enough. http:/ … 2012-11-14 20:17:28
RT @deirdresm: Guess I know where I won’t be shopping. RT @thinkprogress: Macy’s CEO defends Trump partnership 2012-11-14 20:31:15
@heinz_gies Not as a requirement, certainly. We’re not that mean. 😉 2012-11-14 20:55:22
If Trump’s head is actually shown at Macy’s, I would find it nauseating and walk out anyway. 2012-11-14 21:02:43
@captbeermerica @goangelo is smart about these things – I’ll follow his lead. 2012-11-14 21:03:58
RT @bcantrill: SmartOS is officially busting myths! 2012-11-14 21:12:33
“Art is not born in a vacuum, but…” 2012-11-14 22:05:45
Here’s to needing more women’s bathrooms in the Senate! 2012-11-14 22:55:03
@lskrocki Been there, done that: 2012-11-14 23:56:31
@sniperwulfzen Exactly. Comcast requires anyone who gets on the phone to try to sell you more, more, more. Sonic doesn’t do that crap. 2012-11-14 23:57:00
.@bcantrill @tenderlove …but there will certainly be other events full of DTrace-y goodness. Stay tuned! 2012-11-14 23:57:30
@lskrocki Very tasty indeed, and easy to get right. 2012-11-14 00:29:50
.@mattyglesias On Election Day alone I saved $1000 because my 23YO daughter is on my dental insurance. I can buy my own iPads! 2012-11-15 00:03:24
@wordsquared It’s what in Hindi would be called a tamasha. Does that help? 😉 2012-11-15 00:04:43
@antonwhalley So do I. 2012-11-15 00:46:22
Hey, @virginamerica How about a match for Platinum on Flying Blue? 2012-11-15 00:58:17
SmartOS News, including WE ARE HIRING: 2012-11-15 01:01:20
And here’s the petition all my friends in Austin need to sign: 2012-11-15 01:09:39
RT @AlainODea: If you get a kernel panic “PCI Fatal Error” on SmartOS try removing PCI cards. It was my Dell Broadcom causing it. http:/ … 2012-11-15 01:15:52
Introverts have been getting all the attention lately, and don’t even want it, so: The Care & Feeding of Your Extrovert 2012-11-15 02:08:40
Dear @sapinker: I wish you’d put a “graphic violence” warning on the torture stuff. I am a tender plant. Or a wimp. Or civilized. 2012-11-15 02:26:32
@virginamerica That’s ok, I’ll still be flying with you soon! 2012-11-15 03:06:49
@hridaybala Thanks – may have to get that album. And @jonasthaler will want to see this unusual use of the accordion: 2012-11-15 03:33:22
@hridaybala and, yes, dammit, you made me homesick. My last Diwali was so lovely… 2012-11-15 03:42:23
@hridaybala Damn, looks like it’s not available in the US, but some vids are here: 2012-11-15 03:43:06
If this is available on CD in India, would someone please send it to me? WANT BADLY! 2012-11-15 03:49:40
@gnat He’s not the only great thing in it. 2012-11-15 03:53:33
It’s time to tell some stories, some of the ones whose protagonists are dead, or that happened so long ago that no one will mind anymore… 2012-11-15 04:26:27
April: wrote an old friend “Coming up on a “significant” birthday, feeling autobiographical. Mind if I write about you? Mostly flattering.” 2012-11-15 04:51:05
He replied “Feel free to write about me, there ain’t no secrets. Besides, by the time you publish I may be pushing daisies.” He died in July 2012-11-15 05:02:02
@jonasthaler True, in fact at first I thought it was a harmonium. 2012-11-15 05:02:46
RT @brendangregg: new blog post: DTracing in Anger #macosx 2012-11-15 05:28:16
” I hereby stand proudly by the 99% of my male peers” RT @sheeshee: < Agree! 2012-11-15 06:45:32
1 year ago, a Woodstock classmate posted a song (and video) about us: 2012-11-15 07:19:23
RT @GlennF: Walmart makes $15bn in profit, but pays so poorly employees get $2.66bn/year in govt help, inc $1bn in healthcare http://t.c … 2012-11-15 16:00:01
“We will not allow national paralysis over climate change to stop us from pursuing the necessary path for the future.” 2012-11-15 18:47:00
Brendan’s latest blog post: 2012-11-15 19:31:15
I guess he took the hypocritic oath. 2012-11-15 19:41:03
Sadly apropos: 2012-11-15 20:03:12
Australian cultural moment at Joyent 2012-11-15 20:16:48
New! illumos and Family Jobs page: 2012-11-15 20:47:31
RT @ebertchicago: My review of “Chasing Ice,” a fairly terrifying documentary. 2012-11-15 21:45:29
RT @bcantrill: My conversation with @sogrady on transparency in the cloud, with cameos from the Oakland A’s and require(‘sys’): http://t … 2012-11-15 23:58:39
Don’t understand how people wear vertiginous heels in SF. Do they walk sideways on the hills? 2012-11-16 01:48:36
@jmclulow looking at them right here on the bus 2012-11-16 02:01:49
@seldo What is that blob thing meant to be? 2012-11-16 02:05:31
“Obamacare may give local businesses breathing room as national chains lose ad of not providing health insurance” 2012-11-16 02:18:06
@seldo I have no words… 2012-11-16 02:25:51
@konobi Bad photo from the trial run the other night; I wasn’t here in time to get any this evening: 2012-11-16 02:42:58
@philiph Isadora Duncan comes to mind… 2012-11-16 02:46:01
@pborenstein Has she tried it in SF? 2012-11-16 02:47:21
“Thoughts like that… lead one down the dark path towards admitting you are, in fact, a feminist” (ps: I’m a feminist) 2012-11-16 04:21:22
@notmatt Meeting of what?!? 2012-11-16 04:27:13
RT @maccouch: that’s a cool looking image for dTrace! – You can get it on a t-shirt and stuff: 2012-11-16 07:16:53
RT @joyent: Use promo code JoyentSV for a huge #MongoSV discount (conf is 12/3) See @jasonh on #NodeStack MongoDB+Node.js+SmartOS http:/ … 2012-11-16 17:58:35
Wow. Just how fearful and repressed is this guy? HT @JoeMyGod 2012-11-16 18:08:59
@nomdeb Unfortunately, they will first be allowed to do a lot of damage to and by people who think they speak for God. 2012-11-16 19:28:06
@mpierson I hope it’s a long flight. 😉 2012-11-16 20:11:42
RT @monaeltahawy: What does God do when S/He/It isn’t destroying the people you hate and ensuring your football team wins? 2012-11-16 20:12:09
@anildash Amused that you and I both have been tweeting about ponies lately, but not quite the same one… 2012-11-16 20:20:54
@dberkholz Was totally weirded out to find that my beloved Hostess chocolate cupcakes contained… beef fat. 2012-11-16 20:22:15
@zachbraff Reading your tweets is definitely having an effect on me. Had a dream about you last night. You would have liked it. 😉 2012-11-16 20:47:17
RT @markprobst: @brendangregg Flame graphs for XCode Instruments – to evade the ustack() bug: 2012-11-16 21:35:39
Monsoon-caliber rain over here in Oakland, how’s the rest of the Bay Area? 2012-11-16 21:36:04
Time for bagels and lox. And home-made chai. Because I’m cross-cultural. 2012-11-16 21:51:15
Racism begins at home: And continues where silence condones it. 2012-11-16 21:56:19
RT @dshaw: Countless people, including myself, have had their careers changed by participating in @node_knockout. (And we were far from … 2012-11-16 22:05:41
Is it illegal to discriminate based on someone’s voting? 2012-11-16 22:18:20
RT @ahl: a ZFS master enters the tweetosphere RT @zfsdude: 4K Sectors and ZFS 2012-11-16 22:20:46
Y’know, spammers and bots would get away with it more often if they used proper English spelling, grammar, and punctuation. 2012-11-16 22:21:54
“I believe as a Catholic and as a Christian, that everyone has a right to eat.” 2012-11-16 23:39:59
@webmink Ah, that makes sense! Though a click from an educated person presumably wouldn’t hurt either. 2012-11-17 00:11:56
RT @AlainODea: ZFS, SmartOS and generic rack servers vs SANs, ESX and vendor rack servers is a shocking one. Orders of magnitude cheaper … 2012-11-17 00:12:50
@alainodea Not to be a smartass, but… that’s how Joyent makes money. 😉 2012-11-17 03:51:34
@notmatt did you go to praise the carpet or to bury it? 2012-11-17 03:52:21
RT @rod11: Two things that, taken together, don’t make sense: 1) Colorado votes to legalize recreational marijuana 2) Hostess Brands is … 2012-11-17 07:05:28
2 years ago I filmed a DTrace BoF at LISA10 2012-11-17 08:10:50
@erebusbat Heh. But they can’t have Austin! Or New Orleans! 2012-11-18 23:40:25
Here’s an idea: how about we make all these holidays NOT about buying stuff? Trust me: it takes all the stress right out of Christmas! 2012-11-18 02:29:56
@hridaybala Like! Warmest congrats to both of you, and to Canada for its good taste! 2012-11-18 02:38:37
Hmm. Apparently it rains harder in Oakland than other parts of the Bay Area. Or am I just lucky? Certainly lucky that I’m cozy at home. 2012-11-18 02:39:08
Agreed: 2012-11-18 02:50:30
RT @tomcoates: igloo village in Finland with glass roofs no light pollution so you can see the Northern Lights: – WANT! 2012-11-18 03:40:52
“We built an influence score, cross-referenced those for specific things we were trying to target” Hmm. I was DM’d 11/1 2012-11-18 03:57:43
Beautiful, beautiful rain… 2012-11-18 05:05:46
Current reading: Sensibilities toward violence have changed so much that religious people today compartmentali… 2012-11-18 05:06:54
@adrianholovaty @sararosso lives there. If cousin is a US citizen, best go to consulate Via Principe Amedeo 2/10 for temp passport. 2012-11-18 05:46:47
Dear latest follower: If you’re going to read my stuff, you should probably start with this 2012-11-18 07:11:09
Grooving to a wonderful Unplugged version of “Dil Se” – happy Diwali! 2012-11-18 07:19:37
Speaking of – anyone know where I can dance to Bollywood music in NYC for my birthday? 2012-11-18 07:23:53
@seldo Potassium overdose? Is that a thing? 2012-11-18 07:24:35
Divine mercy: By acknowledging that this sadistic murder was a gift of divine mercy, people could earn eternal… 2012-11-18 07:24:54
Suttee Charles Napier, the British army’s commander in chief in India, faced with local complaints about the a… 2012-11-18 07:27:35 A broader danger of unverifiable beliefs is the temptation to defend them by violent means. People become wed… 2012-11-18 07:28:12 The doctrine of the sacredness of the soul sounds vaguely uplifting, but in fact is highly malignant. It disc… 2012-11-18 07:29:32 Morality, then, is not a set of arbitrary regulations dictated by a vengeful deity and written down in a book… 2012-11-18 07:30:00
9 years ago I wrote Gender Identity Crises: Can’t They Tell I’m a Woman? 2012-11-17 17:00:01
4 years ago I wrote: “I’ve been told that some of my colleagues envy my job.” 2012-11-18 17:00:02
“All I need to do is install tools & my code & get work done. if I can do that faster then that is a fair comparison.” 2012-11-18 17:00:02
RT @matt_connolly: A patch for building ruby 1.9.3 in #SmartOS / #OpenIndiana @joyent 2012-11-18 17:24:29
“Now, Hoffman has only one job again.” Snort. Like that’ll last. @jasonh 2012-11-18 17:26:57
RT @nmailey: A Cancer Scare Finally Got This Startup Founder To Focus, And Now His Cloud Company’s A Big Success: Meet Jason … http:// … 2012-11-18 17:30:37
Planning my birthday dinner in NYC. Amazing people from all phases of my life will be there. I’ll enjoy introducing them to each other. 2012-11-18 17:35:03
@bartmu Nov 28th. Big one – I’ll be 50. 2012-11-18 17:48:14
@bartmu I’m not worried about it, I’m a long way from dying and have lots left to do. It’s just an interesting milestone of some sort. 2012-11-18 18:44:07
@alecmuffett Where’s a Wences Lass? 2012-11-18 20:33:45
“I work full-time for one of the richest cos. in the world, my kids get state health insurance and are on food stamps,” 2012-11-18 20:35:03
.@beaker I get the intended humor, but I really wish it wasn’t a standard joke that sex stops when you marry. If it does, something’s wrong. 2012-11-18 23:19:00
“If they can’t make this profitable without stealing my money then good riddance.” 2012-11-18 23:20:40
@beaker Just proves I have a dirty mind, then. 😉 It’s a frequent theme in “humor”, tho, as well as (apparently) a sad reality for many. 2012-11-18 07:31:44
@beaker LOL. Thought so. 2012-11-19 01:15:34
RT @cycomedy: The first thing I do when someone introduces themselves to me is forget what their name is. < It’s not just you… 2012-11-19 01:23:57
RT @BrassNucklez: Time to TAX THE CHURCH! Call the IRS!! #tcot #Catholic #Christian #TaxTheChurch #ocra #teaparty #dems #p2 … 2012-11-19 03:24:09
Career advice for girls: 2012-11-19 05:15:02
Seems like a big “Well, duh” – want to cut spending? STOP THE WAR. 2012-11-19 07:02:01
2 years ago I translated Aggiungi un Posto a Tavola: Quando l’Arca si Fermerà 2012-11-19 07:07:30
7 years ago: “It’s an exciting time to be in India… and Italy is going nowhere.” (Talent is fleeing Italy now.) 2012-11-19 11:00:01
7 years ago I filmed “La Transumanza: Moving the Herd for the Winter” 2012-11-19 16:00:01
RT @TjWallas: Active Benchmarking | | #Tech 2012-11-19 17:00:02
RT @kasparschiess: Released qemu-toolkit for OmniOS and Illumos-based distros: 2012-11-19 17:24:54
“People like Thackeray are born and die daily and one should not observe a bandh for that.” – arrest-worthy? Come on. 2012-11-19 17:25:14
RT @TheEconomist: #Dailychart: The global trend toward giving homosexuals full marriage rights seems to have gained unstoppable momentum … 2012-11-19 17:30:47
“@queenanthai: Fuck you, average person. RT @OMGFacts: It takes about 7 minutes for the average person to fall asleep.” Totally. 2012-11-19 17:34:06
RT @daudig: Wall St. lobbyists are “going nuts” to keep Elizabeth Warren off the Senate banking committee. 2012-11-19 18:48:15
RT @rodnic: I’m just impressed with the @joyent support. Incredibly efficient and fast! 2012-11-19 18:51:29
@pourmecoffee @maddow please tell me she wrote it with Tom Lehrer! 2012-11-19 18:53:38
RT @YunongX: Being able to see postgres queries fly by in real time via #dtrace is marvelous! Also, it makes me feel like I’m cheating. 2012-11-19 18:54:14
illumos News: Nov 19, 2012 2012-11-19 20:01:01
RT @SFGMC: Do you have your tickets to “SantaConcert,” Dec 6 @ Davies Symphony Hall + Dec 24 @Castro_Theatre? They’re going fast! http:/ … 2012-11-19 23:57:35
RT @NYTimeskrugman: A Public Service Reminder: Paul Ryan is a Con Man 2012-11-20 00:19:15
RT @joyent: Join our Linux dataset creator & kernel optimizer Jasun Wurster at a meetup: Linux on Joyent cloud & #SmartOS http:/ … 2012-11-20 00:20:36
@sintaxi this surprises you? 2012-11-20 00:45:16
RT @marynmck: RT @vaughndavis: I’m OK w homeopathy getting govt funding if they’re OK being paid with a bag of plain paper that once con … 2012-11-20 00:47:50
@sintaxi Now that I’ve read it – wow, and I thought one of my former bosses was psycho… 2012-11-20 00:48:11
RT @brendangregg: The phoronix test suite (benchmarking) uses 32-bit binaries for Solaris/SmartOS, and 64-bit for Linux. Not a fair comp … 2012-11-20 01:50:01
@goangelo Dang it, won’t be there til next week. 2012-11-20 01:58:51
“people who watch less TV are actually more accurate judges of life’s risks and rewards” 2012-11-20 02:31:27
RT @jimblandy: A sober, cogent, and brief essay on privilege and meritocracy in hackerdom: 2012-11-20 02:53:38
@melanierenzulli Hmm. Can I come with? 2012-11-20 03:19:27
RT @ryancnelson: Hey #smartos users, want the insiders’ secrets on building VM’s for Joyent’s KVM hypervisor? And BEER? Meet us in SF: … 2012-11-20 03:30:55
RT @NomdeB: Priceless. Knight Rider Bhangra: HT & thanks to @ClassicBookworm cc @UrbanTurbanGuy @djkaurageous @ … 2012-11-20 03:54:16
@tamholland @NomdeB Thanks – most of the Italy stuff has been moved by now. Dunno when I’ll finish the rest… 2012-11-20 04:06:10
Very confused at the notion of Amitabh Bachchan playing a Jewish gangster. 2012-11-20 05:20:59
@abc7newsbayarea @bubbva Oh, come on, really? Looks to me like he wanted to cause a fuss. 2012-11-20 05:29:49
5 years ago I wrote about The Evolution of a Technical Writer 2012-11-20 06:05:04
3 years ago: Brendan Gregg on DTrace 2012-11-20 14:00:02
RT @LatinuxMagEN: Whither OpenSolaris? Illumos Takes Up the Mantle #linux 2012-11-20 17:00:02
RT @bensummers: Next up @BenNunney on getting young people to code #BenConf 2012-11-20 18:39:02
RT @bakadesuyo: New post – What are the three secrets to finding a great job? 2012-11-20 19:22:03
@bensummers @benjaminellis sounds like you’ve got a smart group of Bens there! 2012-11-20 19:38:42
That’s why the C of E have always welcom … 2012-11-20 19:40:17
Our t-shirt supplier doing a nice shirt for Hurricane Sandy relief, especially if you’re a fan of New Jersey: 2012-11-20 19:40:51
@benhammersley @benchestnut @bensummers I propose @benr as a speaker 2012-11-20 20:08:46
@MaxizPad @evitabroadway shucks. Tell me again next week when I’m in town 2012-11-20 22:51:23
RT @joyent: CTO @jasonh speaking @DevConFive 11/28 Disc. code to come hear perspective on #mobile #cloud & #app distribution http:// … 2012-11-20 22:55:06
@bensummers You know you’ve done it right, then – congrats! 2012-11-20 22:55:18
RT @RepJackKimble: A video from last time Texas tried to secede 2012-11-20 22:56:16
@umairh Ayn Rand made it cool to be a selfish asshole. Not entire explanation, but a contributory factor. Lots of other things do that, too. 2012-11-21 03:41:38
Anyone have any idea why at least one helicopter is hovering over Oakland (Rockridge)? 2012-11-21 04:16:28
Ah, thanks all. Either they found him or they gave up – helicopter gone now. Wondered about that quarry. 2012-11-21 04:17:32
@bdha Heh. Anticipatory congrats to all! 2012-11-21 04:29:56
Doing my occasional roundup of “just what do I do in my job?” As usual, it includes a WHOLE LOT of extremely technical video. ‘n’ stuff. 2012-11-21 04:30:57
Helicopters back. Could be a long night around here. 2012-11-21 05:11:57
“If you don’t have those components of compassion and love and curiosity, don’t do it.” 2012-11-21 05:12:23
RT @rmustacc: Following tab completion, next in the line of mdb features you wish you — ::typedef now previews in SmartOS. … 2012-11-21 06:18:54
“If you choose a Joyent SmartOS server from the cloud, you get all these features and a few more like DTrace” 2012-11-21 07:49:51
Only 2 seats left for @brendangregg’s DTrace course in NYC next week – any last-minute takers? 2012-11-21 16:34:11
8 years ago I wondered about The God Gene: Why Some of Us Just Don’t Get Religion? 2012-11-21 16:38:12
Hmm. I guess they haven’t found that guy in the quarry yet. 2012-11-21 17:00:02
@larrywake heh. See responses to my last night’s tweets. Asked why there were helicopters, they were back this morning.Hence: not found yet. 2012-11-21 17:39:26
RT @nytimesbits: A programmer built a shopping bot that buys random stuff for him on Amazon. The first package has arrived. … 2012-11-21 18:49:59
Why You Shouldn’t Shop at Walmart on Friday 2012-11-21 20:33:21
@alanc “why should I want to be bad… And should I be likely to say if I had?” 😉 2012-11-21 20:50:45
RT @deirdresm: RT @BoingBoing: For those about to opt-out: not all TSA scanners are created equal 2012-11-21 21:51:41
@seldo Hmm, that sounds like fun, and I’m about to be in New York myself. Let me know if you find one. 2012-11-21 22:26:42
RT @brendangregg: well written: “Joyent Cloud is built for speed” by @infoworld 2012-11-21 22:43:59
SmartOS News: Nov 21, 2012 2012-11-21 22:59:57
http:/ … 2012-11-21 23:04:14
@rosannecash Drat, sorry to miss it. You couldn’t do that next week while I’m in town? 😉 2012-11-21 23:05:34
RT @ebertchicago: My review of “Life of Pi” is in blog form so comments can be accepted. – Oh my… 2012-11-21 23:08:08
RT @ryancnelson: fishpong: equal parts table tennis, volleyball, and CalvinBall 2012-11-22 17:00:02
RT @KI4OTK: San Francisco moves ever further to the right & bans public nudity. Guys, you’re completely losing your street cred. 2012-11-22 19:14:35
@mkapor pretty damn good run for a tech brand! 2012-11-22 19:27:24
So this is pretty much what I look like right now. 2012-11-22 19:34:58
Somehow, the “heroin addict in a fur hat” look is not going to persuade me to buy an expensive purse. 2012-11-22 21:12:48
@mgdm You don’t like the pony?!? 2012-11-22 21:42:43
It’s nice to work for a company that people (a) have heard of and (b) don’t think is evil. 2012-11-22 06:36:41
…and (c) still exists. 2012-11-22 06:58:00
@mgdm Ah, well. You’d be in agreement with @bcantrill there. It all started as a joke, but we didn’t know about bronies at the time. Really. 2012-11-21 23:25:30
Thanksgiving troll of my colleagues must include: 2012-11-22 15:36:00
About to start my holiday with a 2 hr yoga class which is also a fundraiser for a local foodbank. 2012-11-22 16:00:57
6 years ago I translated Azzurro 2012-11-22 16:08:38
I am grateful that, in the long run, I can laugh about almost everything. 2012-11-22 01:08:18
@davestein5 Aloha! Have fun! 2012-11-22 01:09:18
Amazon is broken: 2012-11-22 01:09:45
My friend photog Tony Boccaccio’s new book tells a distressing story in ravishing photos: – 2012-11-22 02:30:15
Dear Americans: shopping does not count as an endurance sport. 2012-11-22 02:55:12
RT @lusis: Shout out to those in ops for retail sites. Stay strong. Carry on. 2012-11-22 07:01:16
@NomdeB I prefer my walks unobstructed 2012-11-23 00:35:31
@LusciousPear That is unbearably hipster… But looks tasty! 2012-11-23 01:47:04
RT @RBReich: Boycott Walmart tomorrow. It pays its workers squat while Walton family wealth exceeds bottom 40% of US fams combined. /htt … 2012-11-23 02:25:49
Black Friday isn’t for your benefit (but surely you knew that already?) 2012-11-23 03:14:12
RT @jperkin: New blog post, “SmartOS and the global zone” (or alternatively “Why can’t I do anything in it?!”) #smartos 2012-11-23 06:35:43
RT @troelsnorgaard: Any C++ on Solaris/illumos experts around: I’m getting wired linkage problems with my port of @VoltDB on #SmartOS ht … 2012-11-23 16:58:41
9 years ago I wrote about Italian Stratagems for Living in Small Spaces 2012-11-23 16:59:53
RT @insideHPC: insideHPC continues to post daily news 365 days a year. The other guys will be back Monday to Xerox their press releases. 2012-11-23 17:00:02
RT @TheTweetOfGod: Wal-Mart’s prices are so low its employees can almost afford some of them. 2012-11-23 21:36:11
RT @meinardi: My last blog post (part 1) #SmartOS improves #Nodejs debugging experience /cc @Joyent @bcantrill @dap … 2012-11-23 21:36:22
RT @NixUser: Illumos based MartUX OpenIndiana on Oracle Sun Blade 1500 Silver boots i…: via @youtube 2012-11-23 21:39:16
@anastasiaashman Aww, @burcbiz has a halo! 2012-11-23 21:39:44
RT @jasonh: My general attitude about “hacking” is that if someone can come in and take, shame on you. It’s not the same as murder or ge … 2012-11-23 23:13:44
@jasonh Then Austin becomes Berlin. 2012-11-24 19:08:12
RT @GoAngelo: Fine, I’ll say it. For holiday, instead of buying junk you prob can’t afford and someone doesn’t really want, maybe just d … 2012-11-24 19:20:22
@andiamo sounds intriguing – recipe? 2012-11-24 19:27:21
@KellyOSullivan Approved. 2012-11-24 22:02:39
@cracked Could I go to space without him? Preferable. 2012-11-24 22:04:49
Lunch with Kathleen, one of my surrogate moms from Woodstock, & her diplomat husband. Nice to hear her say: “We’re proud of all you’ve done” 2012-11-24 22:05:59
RT @tressiemcphd: If higher ed is just one big cooling out system for unemployed it for damn sure shouldn’t cost so much. 2012-11-24 22:12:18
@NomdeB omg yes she can! 2012-11-24 22:18:18
@NomdeB that’s the one! 2012-11-24 22:45:35
RT @brendangregg: very cool RT @nickziv: Just blogged: #Visualizing Slab List Performance Using #DTrace and #Gnuplot, 2012-11-25 00:18:28
When people say they “Support our troops”, what do they mean? Often seems to be “Feel warm fuzzies they’re risking their lives ‘for us’.”… 2012-11-25 02:49:01
…how about really supporting our troops by not sending them to the wrong wars in the first place? 2012-11-25 02:53:10
@JeriDansky Yes, exactly. 2012-11-25 02:53:40
RT @chhabs: #PunjabiStyle – the most fun of all the spoofs on #GangnamStyle: 2012-11-25 03:55:26
@TheEconomist Not in California… 2012-11-25 05:35:39
RT @Kevin_Church: When you see those Salvation Army Santas ringing their bells and think about donating, remember: 2012-11-25 06:24:49
Every now and then, I can still be blindsided by grief for my father. 2012-11-25 06:27:30
Fox news says “You’ll never hear that in the media” about the topic they are then discussing in the media. Are they being hipster ironic? 2012-11-25 06:38:47
5 years ago I wrote about Woodstock School in the Telecoms Age 2012-11-25 16:46:54
4 years ago: St. Barthelemy: The Return 2012-11-25 17:00:02
RT @umairh: Wowsers. RT @matthewstoller: When a Walmart supercenter comes to your community, obesity rates increase. 2012-11-25 17:00:02
Constant Annoying Background Noise Helps You Focus 2012-11-25 20:03:53
@fabiorapposelli Yes, if I can find it – fewer keystrokes to get to what I’m looking for. 2012-11-25 22:28:54
I’m not sure which of these kids’ lives seems more strange and disturbing. 2012-11-25 22:51:21
“an individual making 100, 200 or 300x more than the average person working the floor is wrong” – – Suck that, Waltons! 2012-11-26 02:42:41
@peakscale Yes, the photo, too. And his room is weirdly barren. 2012-11-26 02:51:56
Looking forward to aiding in the recovery of NYC by spending my tourist $ there. 2012-11-26 03:09:34
Oh, my, American fundamentalists have some entertaining fantasies: 2012-11-26 04:02:50
@alecmuffett Very true. But, then again, sex and guilt are evergreen… 2012-11-26 04:19:04
I need an antidote to lies and stupidity. Time for @maddow! 2012-11-26 04:23:21
When Natalie Maines said she was ashamed Bush was from Texas, there was a conservative shitstorm…. 2012-11-26 05:40:02
…partly bec “we should support our president.” Far worse is said about our current pres every day. So about “respecting the office”…? 2012-11-26 05:47:29
Plans for NYC so far include: Daily Show, Met, shopping, spa, visit daughter’s work (she asked!), bday din, Bollywood dancing, maybe a show. 2012-11-26 05:49:26
RT @ahl: my talks from illumos day and ZFS day — long overdue 2012-11-26 06:26:08
“we need to facilitate collaboration between illumos distros, FreeBSD, Linux — hell, even Oracle Solaris wd be welcome” 2012-11-26 17:05:00
Sigh. I don’t like being told there’s a specific day to give, any more than I like being told when to shop. Been giving all year. 2012-11-26 17:11:23
Besides… we devote 1 day to pigging out, 4 to shopping, THEN we give to charity? Out of what, guilt? 2012-11-26 17:55:08
@anildash CD-R software changed lives and the music industry. Before iPods came along and HDs got cheap, we all burned CDs. 2012-11-26 17:56:56
@janl @anildash EasyCD 1.0 released early ’93, company bought by Adaptec for $48M in Aug 95, when we had 70% of the Windows market. 2012-11-26 18:27:55
@janl No, just one aspect of it that is often overlooked. He’s had many other suggestions for the other 4 items. 2012-11-26 18:51:14
@wilw …also yellow. But cuuuuuuute. 2012-11-26 19:28:22
@beaker I was jealous of my daughter because I didn’t have as cool a mom as she did. 😉 2012-11-26 22:58:17
Pleasantly astonished that the office orchid plants I’ve been neglecting for 1-2 years are about to bloom again. 2012-11-27 02:09:01
RT @meinardi: Second part published: #SmartOS improves #Nodejs debugging experience #DTrace /cc @bcantrill @dapsays … 2012-11-27 02:12:54
9 years ago I wrote, personally and generally, about English Teaching in Italian Schools 2012-11-27 10:53:46
A year ago I wrote about Women, Business Travel, and the Hyatt Regency New Orleans 2012-11-27 17:00:02
9 years ago my daughter told me: “Buffy made it cool.” 2012-11-27 17:00:02
9 years ago I became The Patented Woman 2012-11-27 17:30:02
Oh, yeah. 2012-11-27 18:00:02
Also: falling down marble stairs , even when only 3 of them, hurts. Sometimes I hate me. 2012-11-27 20:03:41
Voi ch’entrate… 2012-11-27 20:24:19
Warren Buffett. I approve. 2012-11-27 21:30:57
May write more about this later… Jon Stewart in person is fucking amazing. Whole show taped pretty much in real time, no retakes. 2012-11-27 23:35:53
Also: Warren Buffet: Living proof that you can be richer than god without being in any way an asshole. Totally impressive human being. 2012-11-28 02:15:04
@KellyOSullivan if you know you’re going to be in NYC, it’s not to hard to get tix – but take from 2:30-6:30 or later, mostly waiting around 2012-11-28 02:17:42
Now if only were possible to see @maddow live… 2012-11-28 02:57:37
Happy birthday to me! 2012-11-28 03:00:03
Rrrr. At @staples to pick up course manuals. Not ready bec they lost the file and no one called to ask me. Not impressed. 2012-11-28 05:02:59
Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone. A bit surprised I survived it all. But I can’t die now til I’ve told all the stories! 2012-11-28 13:26:52
@mgoetzke that doesn’t sound right. Have you asked on the list or in #smartos? 2012-11-28 13:55:36
I’m technically on vacation in NYC , but there’s always some last-minute thing to do when starting a training class. 2012-11-28 14:41:00
“The pious should agree that giving to a church is the right thing to do, subsidy from the satanic government or no.” 2012-11-28 14:42:27
8 years ago I wondered What’s in a Title? Signora vs. Signorina in Italy 2012-11-28 15:49:05
@cheeseplus SmartOS docs are largely a community effort, and more contribution is always welcome. Even just specific “This is missing” info. 2012-11-28 17:00:02
Birthday dinner at an amusingly retro Italian restaurant – retro actual Italy, that is, which does NOT mean checkered tablecloths. 2012-11-29 02:28:36
A striking “fasting Buddha”, Gandhara. Not intended in any way as inspiration! 2012-11-29 02:33:48
RT @milouness: Beginning to suspect there might actually be something like Fox News Disease. Perhaps it needs to be considered for next … 2012-11-29 02:35:43
RT @joyent: Live streaming tonight’s meetup: Linux and @JoyentSmartOS on the Joyent Cloud. 3…2…1… 2012-11-29 03:09:59
Usually see @maddow online. Now see she’s more fair & balanced than others on MSNBC. We need the antidote to Fox news, not the mirror image! 2012-11-29 03:10:59
The US trend to juvenilization: vodka that tastes like dessert. If you don’t like the taste of alcohol, you aren’t old enough to drink it. 2012-11-29 03:40:38
@AlainODea You’re welcome, but all the heavy lifting is done by others, both within and outside of @joyent 2012-11-29 04:22:21
Many thanks for all the birthday wishes! Enjoying it slowly, more to come. 2012-11-29 04:23:21
@Joanmarie Stephen Fry reading – acting! – Harry Potter. Do it. 2012-11-29 04:27:44
RT @florentstroppa: SmartOS – the ‘OS’ for the ‘cloud’ – seems interesting, anyone using it? 2012-11-29 04:28:43
Day 2 of br @brendangregg’s DTrace class in NYC about to get started. 2012-11-29 13:36:29
RT @trondn: We’re getting DTrace and SystemTap support in libcouchbase. I know I’m going to use the DTrace probes 😀 2012-11-29 13:59:38
RT @jperkin: I like that we spend a lot of time telling people *not* to use SmartOS. Focus is on doing one thing brilliantly not lots of … 2012-11-29 14:56:31
1 year ago I posted a series of videos about Katrina’s lingering effects on New Orleans: 2012-11-29 16:38:12
7 years ago I (and others) shared Hogwarts Memories 2012-11-29 17:00:02
2 years ago I quit Oracle, and made a video for my Sun colleagues 2012-11-29 17:00:02
RT @jmclulow: DTrace json() has landed #smartos #dtrace — 2012-11-29 17:00:02
RT @cheeseplus: @jtimberman @solarce @Twirrim this is why we dumped our RAID controllers for SmartOS + ZFS + JBOD. 2012-11-29 20:36:35
RT @monkchips: NginX rabbitMQ SmartOS Socket-IO Redis MongoDB on an IBM keynote slide. whoa. “the impact of mobile first on IT delivery” … 2012-11-29 21:58:28
RT @DailyTix: The Daily Show has 214 tickets for: January 15, 2013 2012-11-29 21:58:53
RT @USAID: An estimated 100 to 140 million girls and women worldwide are currently living with the consequences of female genital mutila … 2012-11-29 21:59:21
Christmas music is annoying enough without rewriting the lyrics stupidly. 2012-11-30 17:41:34
Third and final day of @brendangregg’s DTrace class in NYC, students in early to work on labs. 2012-11-29 22:04:55
Huh. Cinema in Times Square showing Yash Chopra’s last film, and an Indian action movie as well. Multiculturalism FTW! 2012-11-30 13:59:37
Grand Central, decorative detail 2012-11-30 14:37:48
Truth 2012-11-30 15:19:24
Apparently Parson Brown has been expunged from “Winter Wonderland”. A victim of the war on Christianity? 😉 2012-11-30 15:21:20
Has there been any good Christmas music recorded since – oh,say, 1965? 2012-11-30 16:28:30
Window at Bergdorf Goodman 2012-11-30 16:50:27
@barton808 if you meant that seriously, I will have to unfollow you! 😉 2012-11-30 17:10:59
I am usually an indifferent and easily-frustrated shopper, but the flagship stores on 5th make it easier: they have EVERYTHING. 2012-11-30 17:14:50
@bubbva I’m glad someone isn’t messing things up! 2012-11-30 17:17:38
RT @bubbva: Do you live in the Bay Area and looking for holiday entertainment for your event? Please consider Lyric Victorian Carolers. … 2012-11-30 17:18:19
RT @ComuneMI: In vista del weekend sotto lo zero, vi chiediamo di segnalarci i casi di persone che dormono per strada: 0288447645, 02884 … 2012-11-30 17:41:12 2012-11-30 00:57:35

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