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The Twitter Diaries: 2010-01-28 CO

(In reverse chron order, sorry!)

Jan 28, 2010

@KathySierra a lot of us prefer keyboards, though. I find handwriting painful and screen-touching slow. And I type VERY fast.
RT @wanderingitaly: Mmmm. RT: @ContextItaly: Jewish Cuisine in Rome event May 17, led by the wonderful Katie Parla http://bit.ly/9b24Xw
@nonstick that is very true.
@nonstick I don’t understand everything I film & tweet, but by force of repetition, a lot is sinking in. I can occasionally fool people 😉
RT @zalez: Brendan Gregg measures excellent COMSTAR iSCSI performance on Storage 7000 Systems: http://tr.im/LThM
@llcrowe plus rephrasing to make it fit while typing very fast and doing the PR job of choosing what to emphasize. Worse than minuting a mtg
@elfquest sadly, there is usually more of both to be done…
I am wrung out by a day of filming followed by most of a day of live tweeting – both activities harder than they might seem.
@kbeninato now, now – a little journalistic integrity, please. 😉
@gracekboyle bring ’em all to the Girl Geeks Dinner on Feb 17th, right?
@kbeninato who’s Chris Matthews? Did we forget that he’s a moron?
RT @dboyll: Watch Larry Ellison’s presentation from today’s Oracle + Sun strategy event http://bit.ly/cPOuSL #oraclesun #oracle #sun
they all keep standing up to applaud. Does that mean they’re going to get off their butts and do something?
a president who knows how to use irony, who’da thunk?
a friend asks: Is it okay to say that The President is HOT? Oh, yes…
RT @oracletechnet: Sun and Oracle: Overview and Frequently Asked Questions for the Developer Community http://bit.ly/9dP2E4 #oraclesun
lord, what a lot of grim looking old white dudes
gonna watch the State of the Union, but not going to live tweet it. 5 hours of that was enough for one day
@ThinGuy As of today, however, you will refrain from such jokes and from pictures of goobs. Guess I better not talk about Italian slang, eh?
RT @opensolaris: Oracle will enthusiastically support JUGs, OpenSolaris User Groups, & other Sun-related communities http://bit.ly/ctYbVW
I figured I’d lose followers with my Tweet storm today. Instead, I gained ’em. I guess my name is again becoming associated with technology.
@drewjensen nothing particular intended by the choice of song; I’ve been transferring stuff from my old site and am re-releasing a bunch
time for a break from technolog: Learn Italian in Song: E la Barca Torn� Sola http://bit.ly/1194h9
RT @dboyll: <exhale> now the real work begins. thanks all for watching. the best is yet to come. #oraclesun – you are so right…
RT @rwang0: #oraclesun now top trending topic on #twitter. outdoing #apple #ipad. very interesting – Tweeters know what’s reallly important?
My family would abandon me immediately if I ran for office. #oraclesun
Size is an advantage as long as you have the right people. We have quality people, in quantity. #oraclesun
The idea that you’re too big to innovate is just ludicrous #oraclesun
user group performs essential function of giving us contact with broad range of customers, even more important in this transition #oraclesun
we’ve got to have that very close relationship with customers, whether via user groups or at customer sites. #oraclesun
Community criticism and ideas are useful to us. Our engineering is response to specfic cust inputs. Want direct relationships #oraclesun
? on benefits of user communities to O. Most important thing is you tell us what isn’t working, where improvements needed. #oraclesun
How can you be against cloud computing? That’s all there is! #oraclesun
@ben glad to help. Confess I wasn’t attentive to every single minute.
@lewellyn Kimball Brown. Can’t remember where I’ve met him.
why isn’t O in consumer electronics? We need to make money at the things we’re good at. iTunes runs on Exadata server #oraclesun
wait, I know that Kimball guy. Not sure from where. My internal faces DB is overloaded. #oraclesun
@bsousapt great minds?
just have to do a better job of delivering wonderful engineering output and delivering it to customers. #oraclesun
We will make 1.5 billion in operating profit in first year as promised. Fabulous customers, wonderful pipleline #oraclesun
how long do investors have to wait? We’ll be profitable in February, March, April… contributing to O profits from 1st month #oraclesun
truth is we’re hiring 2000 people to beef up Sun biz – 2x as many as we’ll be laying off. We’re not cutting Sun to profitability #oraclesun
was v upset to see articles about O laying off half of Sun. That’s highly irresponsible to make up and print. They shd be ashamed #oraclesun
think what we can do in 12, 24, 48 months. It’s going to be exciting. #oraclesun
we ran a lot faster on tiny fraction of power, lower cost… just an example of what we can do in 9 months #oraclesun
we configured Sun system w O software, tuned it up, and blew the doors off IBM in a machine that took up <10 floor space #oraclesun
when O & Sun started working together we had 2 projects – Exadata 2, and to look at SPARC to marry w O DBs to compare w IBM #oraclesun
RT @glynnfoster: @DeirdreS I like ZFS Storage Appliance a lot more – means more to me as an end user #oraclesun – me, too
we’ll be announcing other systems that integrate our software and Sun’s hardware. #oraclesun
if you’re a NetApp user you should look at this as the next generation – faster, costs less, has more snapshots, v interesting #oraclesun
look very closely at the ZFS Storage Appliance another example of storage integrated w hardware delivering huge amts of value. #oraclesun
I mean will NOW be called ZFS Storage Appliance #oraclesun
Sun 7000 will not be called ZFS Storage Appliance #oraclesun
it’s Larry time! #oraclesun
RT @iamsrk: think v bring up our kids too repressed & uneducated about sexuality… powerful statement for India, even today!
RT @martinwake: Register: Steve Jobs uncloaks the ‘iPad’. World continues to revolve around sun. …you mean Oracle! #oraclesun
http://twitpic.com/101mwm lips!
and now Sun with a 0 margin – ouch! #oraclesun
@jeffreytaylor yes, I’m feeling good about this.
@ruperthowe Oracle announced ealier that we will continue to give away openoffice for free. Who you gonna call? 😉
RT @timbray: With Sun, 9K more services professionals. Most customers already got support from both, should make life easier #oraclesun
Oracle we will support our technologies forever #oraclesun
@webmink you thought you were going to get away that easily? 😉
all mgd by Oracle Enterprise Manager – one env to manage SPARC and x86 virturalization, able to manage pools of SPARC and x86 #oraclesun
will use LDOMs as we use XEN, OracleVM will run on both x86 & SPARC w exact same capabilities #oraclesun
again, a single source of support for these complex environments. When something goes wrong, we will be able to fix the problem #oraclesun
virtualization: will have most comprehensive virtualization solution set from desktop to server, integ of entire stack #oraclesun
over 50k customers run mission-critical apps on Solaris. #oraclesun
operating systems: will build & test prods together with Solaris as we did with Linux. invest significantly in both #oraclesun
build integ bettween biz intell and open office
Cloud Office will be a web based prod suit w web, desktop and mobile UI to edit same docs #oraclesun
OpenOffice will be mgd as indep global biz unit, retaining Sun dev and support teams, including openoffice.org community ed #oraclesun
we’ll make MySQL support better, better cust exp #oraclesun Will build integrations w/ some of our integrated infrastructure
We’re gonna make MySQL better, independent biz unit with separate sales force #oraclesun
Screven is up. Deep breath, everyone. picking up MySQL (disagreement on how to pronounce it). #oraclesun
@akumar a few tens of thousands of us are paying attention to #oraclesun launch
@nonstick you’re not the only one. Go get a drink.
@InsightSoftware to my great disappointment, the cake is not chocolate
whoa, Twitter going down piece by piece. Trending topics and lists have disappeared.
did we kill local trending topics feature on twitter? #oraclesun
http://twitpic.com/1019g7 …before we cut into it #oraclesun
@vdotw I can try…
@BabyJenks23 Cool We have a gang of Deirdres on Twitter, you should come out as a Deirdre 😉
http://twitpic.com/1019g7 …before we cut into it
RT @glassfish: #Hudson is listed explicitly by ThomasKurian. Was not expecting a mention. Great. #oraclesun
will also continue to support and invest in Eclipse #oraclesun
NetBeans: we’ll bring focus to 2-3 areas where unique: dynamic langs and scripting, mobile dev, ref implementation for JavaEE dev #oraclesun
live-tweeting is hard work. Time for pizza!
unify API between standard and mobile editions. #oraclesun
WebLogic sttrategic prod for enterprise deployments. In mobile, WORA. Optimize Java ME for startup & run, power consuption #oraclesun
optimizing garbage collection #oraclesun continue to support all leading OSs
deliver Java SE7 w support modularity, multiple languages (JVM can run & exec multiple langs), improve perf, support multicore #oraclesun
and revitalize Java commuity of 10 million devlopers worldwide. #oraclesun
Kurian on software strategy to deliver a complete, open, integrated stack. Extends stack to hdw, infrastructure, db, middleware #oraclesun
Qualcomm: was worried about Sun being picked up by IBM, i was steering my people away from buying Sun. Now happy #oraclesun
Fowler: savings out of COGs and overhead will be put back into products #oraclesun Using O software to implement global supply chain
will close 2 dist centers in US and EMEA. We expect to get better customer satisfaction at lower cost #oraclesun
reducing supply chain by 50, reduce shipping locations by 60, implement 100 direct ship for all products #oraclesun
significantly reduce number of actual products we offer, have already reduced 50 of price-listed products. #oraclesun
reduce cost on distribution centers. Other changes: moving supply chain to v simple model, focus on actual customer demand #oraclesun
advantages will be that our material will be at most common usable level, so we can react fast, save on freight & logistics #oraclesun
build to order vs build to stock – Sun has been latter, which works with predictable demand. Model will change to build to order #oraclesun
Cindy Reese to explain how to do hardware delivery, supply chain changes. #oraclesun
and more here: Brendan Gregg on DTrace – Sun Video http://bit.ly/7uq94h #oraclesun
improved storage mgt capability with DTrace analytics – more about that here: Sun Video http://bit.ly/8ZmpEG #oraclesun
7000 ZFS storage appliance – first time I’ve seen that terminology #oraclesun
increasing investment in Sun 7000 unified storage will be single platform for Tier 1-3 storage #oraclesun – unique in industry #oraclesun
storage is mission critical because it holds your data. We’ve been working on telemetry svcability, add O capability to do that #oraclesun
Splane: we are also hiring #oraclesun Give us a call.
@tchrischan if the city of SF is smart, they’ll beef up BART and Muni that week
RT @GarySoup: Eat your heart out, Steve Jobs. #oraclesun is top twitter trend in San Francisco at the moment
RT @perw: RT @oracletechnet: we’re going to invest in JavaOne as dedicated conference, and taking it global to boot #oraclesun
#oraclesun accelerated and improved SPARC roadmap, working across the layers – look at how db interacts with microprocessor, how to optimize
#oraclesun Mike Splain up to talk about SPARC. improving energy efficiency, availability. As part of O we’ll be enhancing overall strategy
first integration of full on Oracle regression testing in Fowler’s systems and service farms TODAY #oraclesun
@tchrischan you can rent your sofa, like for Mardi Gras in New Orleans 😉 #oraclesun
also invest in virtualization, DTrace… slides shown too briefly! Can we download them from somewhere? #oraclesun
increase investment in Solaris, in core techs eg scalability, ZFS. If you are an OS engineer, we’re hiring. #oraclesun
#oraclesun using our capabilities for security, scale, predictive self-healing, fault management, serviceability
#oraclesun Fowler: application performance leadership will be our focus. Sounds as if performance know-how will be in high demand.
RT @oracletechnet: JavaOne co-located w Oracle Develop in SF, run in parallel to Oracle OpenWorld (not merged)-& in BRIC #oraclesun #javaone
#oraclesun John Fowler comes out quoting the Grateful Dead. Umm…
#oraclesun JavaOne call for papers opens Feb 10
#oraclesun We can invest in things that Sun perhaps couldn’t afford to do – 70 city customer interaction tour
@nonstick I guess everyone there in person, which includes some Sun people
@davest glad to be of service
#oraclesun a more balanced, focused approach to partnering to provide better svc, support, accountability
#oraclesun hiring 2000 sales professionals as soon as we can find them in storage, server, tape, enterprise software, biz intelligence…
#oraclesun direct relationship, high touch with strategic customers – top 1700 strategic accounts will have direct presenct from Oracle.
#oraclesun optimize the supply chain.
focus on engg and developing innovative products, not commodity. Let Dell do that. Producs that scale out and never go down #oraclesun
#oraclesun We want integrated solutions says CMU customer
Over last 25 yrs tech stack has gotten v complicated, it’s an immense hassle to have so many layers & try to get it all to work. #oraclesun
#oraclesun …will all continue to be available, protects our investment. You’ll be the 1st org that spans the entire tech stack
CMU guy: We run Oracle and Sun in every corner of our org, v pleasing to know that the Sun systems we rely on – ID mgt, Java #oraclesun
Great opp to secure some of the techs that Sun has, I’m going to hightight Lustre – supercomputing close to our hearts. #oraclesun
We’ve been forced for years to do this systems integration role. We like Oracle being the only one we have to call when something goes wrong
customers from the Atomic Weapon Lab in the UK, Carnegie Mellon University We’ve wanted an integrated stack for years #oraclesun
We want to create the IBM of the 1960s but on an open platform Continue to support open source such as MySQL. #oraclesun
RT @vdotw: there’s simply no other company that can claim they’re in the complete systems business. #oraclesun
RT @toddsheetz: Oracle handed out stickers this morning that say We’re Hiring. #oraclesun
We’re gonna make Sun the gold standard in servers and storage. #oraclesun
keeping Java, Sun, Solaris products and brands. It’s in our interest and customers’ interests to take care of these products. #oraclesun
We’re going to spend a lot of money – 4.3 billion on R&D #oraclesun
If you have the entire stack you can engineer in support ahead of time. #oraclesun
a lot of the breakthroughs going forward will be the interaction between layers #oraclesun
Charles Phillips: Hopefully you’ve had a better week than I’ve had. #oraclesun Love a man who confronts controversy head-on.
full conference room here in BRM 3, all waiting to hear from the new boss. #oraclesun
Note to my variegated gang of followers: it’ll be almost all technology and business from me today. If you’re not interested, mute now!
@acworkma I’ve been using Dreamhost for years, pretty happy.
let’s see if we can get #oraclesun into trending topics today. I mean, really, 5 out of 10 slots for Apple?
RT @timfoster: Looking forward to hearing why I should want to work for Oracle (other than the pay cheque & getting paid to work on Solaris)
@dboyll aww, thanks! #oraclesun
RT @ThinGuy: Apple will announce something I can’t afford. Oracle will announce things that determine what I can afford. Watching Larry.
@DeirdreS the forrester research guy?
@DeirdreS think alike?;)
@metadaddy shoot the proofreader – they misused it’s in the headline
@shawnferry I think we’re on our own on t-shirts.
having 1 large team of engineers who all talk to each other. That gives us a huge advantage. #oraclesun
that strategy made IBM most important company in the history of the Earth. We kind of like that strategy, so we’re gonna adopt it #oraclesun
RT @DeirdreS: RT @martinwake: Register: Steve Jobs uncloaks the ‘iPad’. World continues to revolve around sun. …you mean Oracle! #or …
@ditucci well done! @rohrer had heer 20th anniversary last Friday #sun
hey, Sunnies: let’s all live-tweet the #Oracle event today, just to, um, annoy the Apple fans. Can’t let Jobs hog the limelight.
RT @wendybiird: LOVE the way they’re hitting this head on & turning it into a win for the #LGBT community – http://bit.ly/69VnM0
@lewellyn we’re getting audio and video feeds separately with a huge lag, so I’m ignoring the video
continuing development of JavaFX #oraclesun to provide visual designers to build visually, drag & drop app assembly
RT @hassanibraheem: RT @IgorMinar: #oraclesun Java7 VM implementation will contain the best of JRocket put into HotSpot. nice!
Glassfish will continue to be Java Ent Ed reference implementation and departmental applications. We will continue to invest #oraclesun
RT @DeirdreS: plans for Java: enhance & extend reach of Java programming model to support emerging app dev paradigms, simplif run-time p …
plans for Java: enhance & extend reach of Java programming model to support emerging app dev paradigms, simplif run-time platform #oraclesun
RT @Straxus: ZFS + OracleVM work being done, lots of performance boosts and benefits described #oraclesun
investing in StorageTek archive, we’re world’s #1 tape automation vendor, deep customer relationships #oraclesun for compliance, entertainmt
@sonyayu well, we did lose the ponytail
#oraclesun specialized sales force specializing each in their own complex technologies. We’ll be hiring a lot & have the best paid reps
RT @Danjite: Is the mayor of doesn’t give a shit about any Apple announcements on boredquared.
RT @MissExpatria: RT @repubblicait iMussolini (il Duce’s speeches) a huge hit on Italian iPhones http://bit.ly/baVQd2 – and maybe illegal
I’m beginning to feel like I’m sitting on top of a Saturn rocket, and countdown has begun. Gonna be one hell of a ride. #oraclesun
Oracle’s new 7-layer cake, from storage to applications #oraclesun
if you have different companies at each layer, it’s hard to get engineers to work together. #oraclesun
@ceri I don’t understand the difference, but perhaps that will become clear in today’s telethon.
No Pen, No Ink… A Visit From Larry Ellison (aka, The Day of Transition) http://bit.ly/cwCtTr #oraclesun
RT @jimgris: Cool. We are getting a new OpenSolaris User Group in Istanbul: http://bit.ly/aL22k0. All OSUGs here: http://bit.ly/8rypXI
@alecmuffett the press has already told us in abundance what Jobs is going to say. At least with Larry there may be surprises.
@jeffreytaylor tell your friends to install FoxClocks in Firefox and check the damn time before they call!
Mr. Ellison said that in the next few months, Oracle planned to lay off <2,000 people, while hiring >2,000 http://bit.ly/bUmYG9
is there a way on Youtube to share a video link with a start time other than the beginning of the video?
does this mean we’re done? http://bit.ly/cZLV9L
RT @dave_miner: #opensolaris text installer build 131 test images posted http://bit.ly/aZ0iqB
…or perhaps we need a rewrite of Sunrise, Sunset. Too tired to work on it myself at the moment.
@bubbva wish @alecmuffett would take a crack at the new song – his verse scans better #solaris
Countries Beginning with I Song by Articolo 31. Once again, the theme of family and mamma. http://bit.ly/1194h9
@tgardner back to kicking ass and having fun? 😉
@tgardner suspect this falls under the heading of (they should) Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
@lewellyn the other big event I /do/ give a damn about. After all, whose tech actually runs your digital life, even if you never see it?
is it legal to actually not give a damn about whatever Apple is doing tomorrow?
@italylogue ah, so it runs in the family!
@mfernest thank you, dear, for that cheery note.
RT @ogb: We’re working on the final bits of the new constitution and procedural documents, preparing for the annual election.
busy day filming. Really glad I don’t have to take notes on this extremely fast speaker.
@jeffreytaylor you got in! I missed that! Congratulations!
all the couples pile onto the dance floor, each singing lustily that they are the most beautiful couple in the world. http://bit.ly/1194h9
RT @c0t0d0s0: please help Barbie to get a well-paid job in the computer industry as a computer engineer: http://bit.ly/6K3al0
… until we can explain them to everyone and how they will benefit anyone included – apparently we’re all going to be on Huffpo?
@DeirdreS jetlag is nobody’s friend
RT @jimpick: Trying out zfs dedup on OpenSolaris NV b130. Currently at 21GB of data represented by 18.4M on disk. Fun. http://bit.ly/6D7jlQ
@DeirdreS On careful re-reading, yes, yes it was. Double entendre completely unintended and in point of fact inaccurate!
@jscarp when I move out there, we can start swapping. Esp once I get my books back from Italy.

Jan 19. 2010

The Twitter Diaries: 2010-01-18: SF, CO

used to own and love this poster, pretty sure I didn’t pay this much for it at the zoo itself http://bit.ly/65BfFK
@KathySierra the trick is to look like you’re sharing all, while actually concealing much.
@nonstick that was more like Not Safe for Human Eyeball Consumption
@vdotw hey, mine came with a warning. 😉
Back at DIA, glad to be escaping to warmer climes
I asked for warmer weather, not quakes. Y’all settle down out there!
the people you see wearing pyjamas in airports are generally the people you’d be LEAST interested in seeing in their bedroom wear
@NomdeB I use SkypeOut, gives me a local number to dial and then I’m on Skype rates (plus cell minutes).
bummed I didn’t think to buy the Economist’s Christmas issue while it was out. My subscription is still in Italy.
@johnnysunshine I usually see them in airports. Reminds me of the time I saw an American woman in a Jakarta supermarket in curlers…
@ringae I see a lot of American teenagers in PJs at Heathrow, always makes me cringe for my country’s public image.
what is the message of PJs in public anyway? I’m too busy/lazy to get dressed I don’t give a sht what the world thinks, I’m comfy?
@bubbva thanks! Looking forward to seeing my multifarious Bay Area gang.
@NomdeB I seem to be simplifying my life by shedding relatives. 😉
(No, I’m not killing them!)
If I’d known I’d have status on frontier by now, I wd not be flying united today. Paying for a bag and last-priority boarding
@ringae not an Italian, certainly
Landed sfo. Waiting for my bag.
C’mon Bart people I have arrived. That means we can leave!
Omg Harvey fierstein in fiddler on the roof. I. Must. See.
@llcrowe me, too.
Great evening carousing with @Schlomo @jeffreytaylor and John. Bit of a headache this morning, but I’m smiling.
On my way to Daly City for #clswest Looking forward to seeing old friends and new. Sorry @saraford and @rohrer won’t be there.
@hemantmehta even atheists can be ignorant, especially under heavy propaganda
@tehduh and you lose points for just running a check. It’s an absurd system that hurts the consumer
#clswest interesting points on online trust and reputation – what’s out there today sucks. (Amazon ratings are a gd example – v abusable)
Will be speaking on comunity video #clswest Shd be fun – saw a lot of faces light up when I announced it. I’m in sudha & irene’s session
Did v little of the talking in my #clswest session on video – more useful to head from the 30 people in the rm, we’ ll be collaborating!
sorry I had to duck out of #clswest early – another monster headache. But, as expected, was excited and inspired by soe many awesome folks
@VespaDee you’ve reached me. What’s the question?
after a stimulating #clswest yesterday, enjoying a lazy day off today. I may nap.
tried drinking less caffeine today in case that was contributing to my headaches. This led to nap, chocolate, and appetite.
Countries Beginning with I Coffee Art http://bit.ly/7WozW9
Note to self: do not ever again take BART from SFO with luggage. Arm still sore from hauling suitcase up steps at destination.
I guess yesterday was No Pants Day on Bart. That would explain the gang of people we saw coming out of a station in their knickers
Moved over to The Mosser. Like the funkiness az long az it’s not too noisy. Took a while to find drawers – under the bed.
love being in a place where I can walk and walk and walk
final version w slides, downloadable m4v available: Nick Solter on Developing on OpenSolaris (CommunityOne)- Sun Video http://bit.ly/vvH9c
downloadable m4v now available: Debugging and Diagnosing Interesting OpenSolaris Kernel Problems – Sun Video http://bit.ly/7m7P41
downloadable m4v now available: Porting Applications with OpenSolaris – Sun Video http://bit.ly/7lrSxp
New! Probing Database Applications with DTrace – Sun Video from CommunityOne http://bit.ly/60Ieli
new! SourceJuicer BoF at OSCON – Sun Video http://bit.ly/6FrPCZ
m4v download now available: Observing Applications with DTrace – Sun Video http://bit.ly/4qo9SH
now downloadable in m4v: Porting USB HID Device Drivers between Linux and OpenSolaris – Sun Video http://bit.ly/5kG8Sw
downloadable m4v now available: Drivers in the OpenSolaris Operating System – Sun Video http://bit.ly/5Q1ifJ
sometimes, to really get things done, it helps to be in an office where you don’t know anybody
lost and found: downloadable version of ZFS Boot in S10U6 – Sun Video http://bit.ly/89sbqq
lost & found: downloadable versions of ZFS: The Last Word in File Systems Parts 1, 2 & 3 – Sun Video http://bit.ly/4nWM3f
doing video housekeeping today, in case you couldn’t tell
@standaloneSA thanks. Any other #SysAdmin events I should be aware of?
@pschow working on it. Anything particular you’re just dying to have video of?
@pschow Heh, that’s too easy: http://bit.ly/8T5oYS
@pschow …but please be more specific if you can, what else do you need to know about COMSTAR?
@standaloneSA thanks. In fact we’re good buds with USENIX, I’m just organizing a couple of BoF sessions for FAST in Feb.
some days it’s okay to do fiddly stuff that doesn’t require much brainpower (but nonetheless needs to get done)
long-lost downloadable version: COMSTAR Tutorial: Convert a Sun Server into a Fibre Channel Storage Array – Sun Video http://bit.ly/6oxAFF
@bubbva I can’t imagine you doing such a thing on purpose, and accidents are forgivable for reasonable people
Sorry I won’t get to see my kid before she leaves for Aus, but I’ll probably go see dear friends in NM instead for holiday wkd
more still-relevant video from my archive: Fibre Channel Concepts – Sun Video http://bit.ly/5m3zGK
Waving or drowning? Drowning, I think.
Becoming an OpenSolaris Power User (C1 West version) – Sun Video http://bit.ly/4zhFFe
head exploding again. Not with headache, just with stuff I need to do. On the upside, that stuff includes book a lot of exciting travel
Early start tomorrow to get to sun’s menlo park office to teach another videoblogging workshop… And do a zillion other things…
Night of stress induced bad dreams makes waking up easy, but lack of sleep will not improve this day.
Have no idea where to look for the Sun shuttle at menlo park caltrain. Anyone?
@adamsbaldwin how about including the many of us who are not under god?we’re still Americans.
@jimgris cool!
Have caltrain prices gone up? 6 from sf to mpk seems like a lot
@romyilano ugh. I’m hoping to get rid of my car altogether – car payments + parking in SF just not worth it.
The Register Grid Engine is the first workload manager with support for applications created using Hadoop http://bit.ly/8xRdyd
trained more people in video at Sun this morning, sent them off with cameras & mics. It’s fun when trainees are excited to apply knowledge
@vococreative no, but extremely active in my high school’s alumni community: http://bit.ly/5fu7P3
@bklein34 not that I know of so far. Now booking Hyderabad, St. Petersburg, and Beijing!
considering another epically insane trip. Anyone been on the Trans-Siberian? Recently?
okay, okay, I’ll fly. But not Aeroflot.
@johnnysunshine Nice when you have unlimited time, but that’s not my case.
@bicyclemark when in April? I would leave St Petersburg ~Apr 15, need to be in Beijing ~23rd
Today required chocolate, but I had foolishly left it in the hotel room.
Fog outside caltrain windows as we rocket down the peninsula. This train is expensive, but it’s clean, comfortable, and on time. I can deal.
@deirdresm not to worry, I’ll likely be back soon!
@ThinGuy pleasingly fast.
planning my next savage odyssey, includes two new airlines (Finnair and Air China). Anyone have anything to say about those?
Trip sketched out, I’ll have to tweak dates & book tomorrow.won’t be hard to fill 10 days in India. May be almost 3 wks in Beijing – wher!
Okay, so at the end of two weeks almost solid of early starts, I slept in. I don’t feel guilty.
@jmleray ma l’immagine Giapponese a fondo dell’articolo cosa c’entra? Mah.
@jmleray io in fondo dell’articolo vedevo una piccola immagine erotica giapponese (di quelle antiche). Forse l’ho immaginato. 😉
got so much to do I don’t even know where to start. Coffee, please start working!
another epic trip booked: 6 weeks on the road to Hyderabad, St Petersburg, and Beijing, bringing back tons of new content in multiple langs
did I mention I have a very cool job? (Actually, I have about 3 jobs… pay is not commensurate, but the perks are awesome.)
now downloadable: ZFS Discovery Day: Understanding the Technology – Sun Video http://bit.ly/8pgUlo
this week trained a Java User Groups liaison, SDN manager, and green software consultant in video. Helping great stuf happen whenever I can.
now translated and subtitled: Solaris Cluster 3.2 1/09: RAC in Zones & Quorum Monitoring – Sun Video http://bit.ly/5l0fcx
RT @pancrazioauteri: In Italy, if you sell PVR with integrated HD, you ==pay EUR 28.98 / 250GB capacity. Money will go to copyright holders!
SF hosting a math congress, mathematicians in nametags all over. Saw one named Hilbert. Probably not a descendant.
Forgot til this moment that @Rohrer should be on the same flight back to DEN. But she’ll arrive way later to sfo than I did.
Got here way too early but this gives me time to enjoy my sfo ritual: dim sum and beer
Not going to NM this wkd after all, prob a good thing. I should probably sleep for 3 days…
@KathySierra this is only a problem for parents who wish to pretend that, unlike themselves, their children have no vices.
@missbhavens you never asked. And we’re all expected to conspire in maintaining the rosy delusion.
Argh. I know this guy who just boarded and don’t remember why I know him or who he is. I need a face recognition upgrade
@bklein34 seems like these things always devolve upon the parents
The little girl seated next to me who thrashed chattered and sang thru the flight… No doubt many wd find her cute…
@missbhavens that’s okay, no one would have told you
Maybe govt shd get out of marriage altogether. Make a contractual commitment 2 raise any kids, leave it at that…
…because human relationships are way too complex to legislate.
@msgilligan many legislators and voters want life dumbed down for them. I learned long ago that it’s very hard not to fit in the checkboxes
I would like a way to see a family tree of who else my followers follow. Might give me a clue as to why they’re following me.
CO Girl Geeks will be mentioned in the Denver Biz Journal in Feb. @creepyed must now help me organize an event, bcuz it’s all her fault!
RT @dboyll: Italy wants to regulate online video content; Google says it’s a bad idea http://ff.im/-eouBS – it’s a horrible idea
a good way to wake up: slowly, in my own bed, with coffee, a laptop, and good wifi.
I may actually be home in CO for a month now. Then again, I may not.
http://bit.ly/90bVe7 If they know their loved ones are suffering hideous tortures… then how can they be happy in Heaven?
Next CO Girl Geeks dinner will be Feb 17 Wednesday in Broomfield. Check FB group later for details.
@adamsbaldwin Ah, yes, Paul – that misogynist, anti-sexual son of a bitch has a lot to answer for. Christianity cd have been fun but for him
@adamsbaldwin Nope, learned about Paul in religion classes in the missionary high school I attended. Then I thought for myself.
@adamsbaldwin I have been a mother for 20 years.
@adamsbaldwin as far as I recall, Paul wasn’t all that enthusiastic about marriage, simply said it was better than burning.
@adamsbaldwin while I appreciate the kudos, merely being a mother doesn’t make me a hero. I’ve done a decent job of it, but many don’t.
@Zee I have no skin in this game, but are Technorati’s rankings still believable?
@Zee last time I looked (been a while), blogs had to be enrolled to be counted so, like Alexa, the rankings were skewed. I cd be out of date
@Zee but what proportion of bloggers do pay attention? Is it just us social media geeks? We don’t count as much as we think we do.
Italy wd become only Western country in which it is necessary to have prior government permission to upload video. http://bit.ly/5SBtid

I seem to be going thru a process of examining everything society automatically assumes to be good and saying Really? Are you sure?

@missrogue #femanomics – umm, there’s me. Been doing online marketing since ~1992. By my definition. http://bit.ly/V9OUa
@missrogue just haven’t been very good at marketing myself. Maybe that’s the big difference between male and female online gurus #femanomics
@missrogue don’t forget @lskrocki , queen of all our social media platforms at Sun.
is it my imagination or is bit.ly dropping a lot of link stats?
@lskrocki uh, no. I don’t see that as you. But you could go with a plain leather color. I like my red Coach bag
@NomdeB how about non-parent?
3d avatar from the first row. I am gonna have such a pain in the neck
Avatar is nice to look at but all the seams and devices of the story are visible
Why does every large life form /except/ the Naavi have two sets of forelimbs?
Borrowing quite a bit from Elfquest, too
vaster than empires – wasn’t that a Ballard story?
He manages to sound like a US marine most of the time, but every now and then I can hear the Aussie
Busier than I had planned to be this weekend, but that might be a good thing, allthings considered.
my kid’s hitting the road again, via Austin, going to Australia to work with horses. Let’s see how her Aussie adventures turn out
some new followers are probably completely, if unintentionally, misled about me. e.g., just because I mention Ayn Rand don’t mean I like her
an exploited foreigner is more likely to have picked your succulent olives than a well-compensated Italian. http://bit.ly/7t8Teh
@lskrocki I’m managing to beat up mine pretty thorughly, but it still looks good.
Brunetta Calls for Law to Force Stay-at-homes to Leave Nest at 18I was 30 and still couldnt make my own bed. http://bit.ly/8PTnBG
related to current news on why young Italians should leave home, an old piece of mine on why they don’t: http://bit.ly/4F2TL1
@darrenmoffat I’ve got a videocamera warmed up and waiting for you 😉 #zfs #opensolaris
@hemantmehta most women I know would gracefully accept the compliment. But, then, my friends are mostly ballsy women.
new blog post On Love http://bit.ly/4FHvUQ
Italys real unemployment rate is more than 10.7 percent, according to Bloomberg calculations… http://bit.ly/6Fb8Px
@bubbva not at the moment, but I’ll be back. And we can exchange dinners – I’m a good cook, too, when I have someone to cook for
@iamsrk then you’re a work kind of person. Nothing wrong with that
@missrogue I was terrible at flirting in my 20s, was hoping it would get easier now!
@bubbva sounds great! I’m coming over!
poor Ross. 3 flights delayed, baggage fees raised without announcement… and she’s considering becoming a flight attendant?
@nonstick you go, gal!
Twitter Tools seems to have insurmountable problems, so I’m having to try other methods to do a weekly digest of my tweets. Ugh.

The Twitter Diaries: 2010-01-10 – Tulsa, CO, SF

  • added lots of photos to The Twitter Diaries: 2010-01-03: Arkansas & Louisiana http://bit.ly/4ZzGno #
  • enjoying a lazy morning in bed with the laptop, fiddling with my site. Because for the next six days I’ll be getting up hellishly early. #
  • geotagging 2009’s Twitter posts on my site. I wasn’t home much. #
  • RT @adi535: Wow, SRK on twitter.. @iamsrk . (For those who need it explained: Shah Rukh Khan is India’s biggest film star.) #
  • @HumanityCritic personally? Kinky. in reply to HumanityCritic #
  • @Schlomo @jeffreytaylor I’m back to SF Fri 8th-Fri 15th. Dinner? Drinks? Sunday brunch/lunch/anything would be ideal. in reply to Schlomo #
  • @adamsbaldwin How can a statement about any religion be objectively true? If he finds comfort in either, it’s purely subjective. in reply to adamsbaldwin #
  • catching up with 2009, added photos and video clips to The Twitter Diaries: 2009-07-19: Brisbane http://bit.ly/4ADxik #
  • @missrogue this might help » When a Spell Checker Won’t Save You http://bit.ly/6AQ0tI #
  • Hot damn! Made Ascent membership with Frontier on my last flight of 2009, so i get priority and more no baggage fees. That’s worth having. #
  • Heavens, we seem to have a herd of kids being picked up #
  • I assume the reek of smoke in the restroom is from some idiot who just had to have a cigarette. Or should I be alerting security? #
  • @iamsrk love alone does not conquer snoring, but a white noise machine and a sleeping pill help in reply to iamsrk #
  • So this guy is so desperate for a smoke that he lights up before getting on the plane – standing on the tarmac near a just-refuelled engine #
  • He’ll, we don’t need terrorists – we can blow ourselves up without any help! #
  • Landed at DIA, but may take a while to get home, what with luggage, shuttle. Sigh. I should live closer to an airport #
  • Now it’s a race: will my suitcase arrive before the 615 shuttle departs? #
  • Bag made it in time – priority status FTW! Now where’s the shuttle? #
  • @sogrady i think it has a buy movie tix option in reply to sogrady #
  • Not pleased with SuperShuttle. This run is taking us to south Denver then god knows where, then if I’m lucky I’ll get home. WTF? #
  • Oookay… so now Tiger not only has to find religion, he has to find the “right” religion. This is incredibly offensive on so many levels… #
  • @missrogue gotta say, tho, in the few glances I’ve given to dating sites, the poor grammar and spelling were an immediate turnoff to me. in reply to missrogue #
  • I really need to go to bed early, but after the piece of evil that was waiting in the mailbox at home [a poem from my mother], sleep may require bourbon & Ambien… #
  • brought back some Community Coffee from Louisiana. Loving the mild roast. May have to start having this shipped. #
  • training session is requiring me to install Java. Would have saved time to have a system check beforehand #
  • @nautibitz I started somewhere around book 7 and wasn’t impressed in reply to nautibitz #
  • @reiger oh, dear – maybe you’re a bit too much of a workaholic? in reply to reiger #
  • @nautibitz True Blood is like Laurell Hamilton, but with a lot less sex. Or violence. in reply to nautibitz #
  • @nautibitz her writing improved over time (first few were poor), but the sex and violence are way over the top now… in reply to nautibitz #
  • @nautibitz …and she spends an awful lot of time describing physical attributes and clothing in reply to nautibitz #
  • @nautibitz Easy enough to understand: you write too well yourself to put up with poor writing. in reply to nautibitz #
  • @reiger short and cold. in reply to reiger #
  • facing another day of training beginning at 7, very short on sleep. Thanks, Mom! #
  • @alecmuffett what did you use to back up your Tweetstream? in reply to alecmuffett #
  • it’s all coming back to me now: I had to learn a lot of basics about file systems to write a book about CDs, many eons ago… #
  • @alecmuffett hmm… I would love an app that lets me extract my tweets for any given range of dates. in reply to alecmuffett #
  • I’ve met so many people at/via Sun in <3 yrs. Only now realizing how many of them are responsible for stuff I use every day. #
  • @mfernest oh, I’m learning. It’s going to take a lot more practice for me to hope to retain anything, though in reply to mfernest #
  • @mfernest For starters, you point out where the course book is wrong for the online learning environment. I know this isn’t ideal, but… in reply to mfernest #
  • @alecmuffett sounds like a huge hole in the API to me. How difficult would it be to find tweets by date? in reply to alecmuffett #
  • @gracekboyle While I like the idea of a meal, I have hired someone without having met or spoken with him (except via email). Worked out fine in reply to gracekboyle #
  • @missbhavens care to take on my mom for me? in reply to missbhavens #
  • it’s a little scary that I know the people behind the names used in the coursebook examples. I spend way too much time around ZFS. #
  • @missbhavens Mom wouldn’t be much work in the short term. She plans not to speak to me for the next 12-18 months. in reply to missbhavens #
  • not sure I’m going to survive 3 more hours of today. Need sleep! #
  • @bklein34 huh? They just see an initial and make up a male name to match it? in reply to bklein34 #
  • @bklein34 ah. I’m used to people notknowing that Deirdre is a female name and calling me Mr #
  • @iamsrk you have a 3rd expression- it’s that move with your hair. Or is that a dance move? in reply to iamsrk #
  • even more annoying than a perpetually-on TV: when it’s playing a show with a laugh track. Like fingernails on a chalkboard for me. #
  • @vdotw I’ve used leftover fruit to make chutney; nectarines should be good that way. in reply to vdotw #
  • @TheCR excellent written communications, ability to stop and take a breath before hitting “send” in reply to TheCR #
  • Sun folks: running a videoblogging workshop next Weds-Thurs in MPK – any of you like to join? #
  • CO temp dropped about 20 degrees between 6 and 7 am, continues to meander down towards zero #
  • packing for Friday’s trip to SF, which will mean an outdoor temperature increase of 50 degrees #
  • y’know, this looks like it’s going to be more than the 1-3 inches of snow they said we were supposed to get #
  • @faseidl I gave up Christmas cards and even printed newsletters years ago. Anyone who wants to know about me, it’s all online. in reply to faseidl #
  • @Danjite yup. I saw that magazine at a friend’s house and took a photo of it for FAIL blog. Didn’t get around to submitting, tho in reply to Danjite #
  • RT @Danjite: Did the food modeler here do what I think they did? http://bit.ly/884Z4s – epic photo FAIL! #
  • whoa. 2 Ayn Rand references in 2 secs from tweeps who may not/probably don’t know or follow each other… or do you? @kbeninato @PizzoC #
  • @kbeninato college roomie was a big fan, i got 5 pages into Atlas Shrugged, went no further – crap writing in reply to kbeninato #
  • I’m awake! I’m awake! No… I’m not. #
  • @michaelverdi you’re damn right it is: http://bit.ly/7aoMjf in reply to michaelverdi #
  • @HumanityCritic because what the public cares most about is who is sleeping with whom. in reply to HumanityCritic #
  • @michaelverdi that site is a few degrees colder than my neighborhood (more exposed), but not much in reply to michaelverdi #
  • if someone in my life is actually crazy, I shouldn’t waste energy wondering why I have a crap relationship with them, right? #
  • the sun has risen and the temperature is dropping?!? #
  • “Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow…” #
  • an apropos t-shirt quote from a friend: “It’s better to have loved and lost than live with a psycho for the rest of your life” #
  • another day, another (actual) headache. Can I just sleep until it’s time to board a plane again? #
  • the monster headache is finally almost gone (still lurking), but it wore me out. May just call it a day. #
  • @ThinGuy last time I went, CES was helpfully co-located w/ the Adult Entertainment Expo. I sadly failed to photograph the hilarious results in reply to ThinGuy #
  • @nonstick too late for me – I already saw them today http://bit.ly/6pvPOz (NSFW, but not that offensive, really) in reply to nonstick #
  • @nonstick and this was shared with the question “Why don’t we have a mascot for Solaris?” in reply to nonstick #
  • @ThinGuy <shrug> I started out in CD technology; I had no illusions about what drove that business early on. in reply to ThinGuy #
  • @ThinGuy agh! next time warn a person! Now I’ve seen it. in reply to ThinGuy #
  • @bicyclemark meanwhile, German trains are running in Italy – whose passenger rail system definitely needs the competition! in reply to bicyclemark #
  • a week of very early mornings, plus other unpleasantness, is taking its toll. Looking forward to today’s trip to SF. (When in doubt – run!) #

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The Twitter Diaries: 2010-01-03: Arkansas & Louisiana

^ sunset driving into Louisiana

  • @MissExpatria I’ll be really evil here and say “screaming toddler” in reply to MissExpatria # [her question was: what could we try to get banned by TSA to make flying actually pleasanter?]
  • Hitting the road again tomorrow, so it’s time to do homework today #
  • @webmink what are your sugestions for engaging? in reply to webmink # [to bring some sanity to TSA security policies]
  • @webmink if enough people are deterred from traveling, the airlines will scream to Congress. Cutting back travel not really an option for me in reply to webmink #
  • So tired it’s like having jet lag. I guess all of 2009 is catching up. Might have helped if i’d ever had a real vacation this year. #
  • @Chuckumentary that’s where I am – in the heart of Internet darkness. Limping along on the dregs of edge in reply to Chuckumentary #
  • @jeffreytaylor I liked invictus, too. Glad to hear it reflects reality in reply to jeffreytaylor #
  • Lazing in bed with coffee. Today we go to Louisiana, my ancestral territory #
  • @LusciousPear could be worse: you could be headed to Shreveport in reply to LusciousPear #
  • Scale in this house claims I lost a pound overnight. This seems unlikely. Never trusted scales. But have lost ~15 pounds this year. #
  • @jeffreytaylor just remember: someone is on your side. in reply to jeffreytaylor #
  • @KathySierra FAIL is a millisecond laugh. TED requires 20 mins’ concntration – rewarding when you have time. in reply to KathySierra #
  • Looking for decent coffee around Texarkana. Hmm. #
  • May have to use a location app because I can’t spell the LA town we’re staying in tonight. # [it was Nachitoches]
  • “He said he was a tri-sexual and used to work at a local animal shelter, but was let go for molesting collies. ” http://bit.ly/6JYYo1 # [this was a restaurant review!]
  • @SharonG we actually did eat there, lots of heavy fried food, no trisexuals introduced themselves (so disappointing!). in reply to SharonG #
  • “over 48% of Italians between the age of 18 and 39 under their parents’ roofs.” http://bit.ly/7nzyNX #
  • Twitter Tools can no longer authenticate so it isn’t working. Anyone else having this problem? Thought it was a changed password, but… #
  • been subjected to a lot of TV this week. I wouldn’t mind ads so much if they weren’t so damned repetitive. Once is plenty for all of them! #
  • great… can’t get Twitter Tools working, and can’t find anything else with its digest feature. Anyone? #
  • Lunch at a DQ in De Ridder, LA. Now on to Lake Charles. #
  • http://twitpic.com/vs4gs “Angels” – Brian Andreas #
  • having just eaten shrimp creole at home, we will drop in on a memorial service for someone we don’t know, then go eat Cajun in Sulphur LA #

^ I bought this Brian Andreas “Story People” print for my aunt Rosie years ago, was amused to find it in my aunt Harriet’s house as well (the two aunts are from different sides of the family).

^ boudin, a Cajun delicacy of sausage meat, herbs, and rice. You squeeze it out of the casing to eat it.

  • A Bollywood Christmas Song http://bit.ly/7PQQAf (actually appears to be from Nickelodeon, but it’s still funny) #

  • ^ http://twitpic.com/vvozp anyone else remember Naugas? Used to market Naugahyde in the 60s. I had a big pink one. # [this was at my aunt Harriet’s house – she must have got them for all of us]
  • Crossing the Atchafalaya Basin. Can’t see anything – raining too hard #

^ New Orleans street musicians

  • Great dinner with my cousin Celia in NO, the best way to spend an evening: in good company, laughing. #

^ New Orleans street

  • New Orleans is crawling with football fans from Cincinnati and someplace in Florida. You can tell I really care about sports. #

  • http://twitpic.com/w2rm6 just bought me some Jitterbug Perfume
    # [yes, this is the shop that appears, under a different name, in Tom Robbins’ novel. I bought a lovely scent called Habanera – and I haven’t worn perfume in years.]

^ old Uneeda Biscuit sign, New Orleans

^ Phycic SAIL

  • @saraford seen this? Datmansymbol.com #
  • @MrsThinGuy you’ve got to get this grocery store aggression under control in reply to MrsThinGuy #
  • #10yearsago we were celebrating the millenium at the chateau of le prince jardinière in the Loire valley. No, the prince was not there. #
  • @DatmanTshirts yes, but I know some folks who will like it more. Unfortunately, have missed my opp to buy unless you’re open tomorrow in reply to DatmanTshirts #

^ my cousin Celia’s cat, Monstaman, so called because he’s a monstrously large Maine Coon cat. Also the only cat I’ve ever seen or heard of that will do dog tricks (sit up, shake hands, high five, lie down, eat treat.)

  • Listening to tales of nightmare neighbors in New Orleans #

^ King Cake

^ a non-touristy part of New Orleans

  • On the road back to Tulsa. Stopped at a walmart to buy Community Coffee. #
  • Decal on the back of a truck reads “check to check”, with a Chevrolet logo. Anyone know what this means? #

[Americans’ penchant for advertising their religious beliefs is strange to European sensibilities.]

^ You might be forgiven for wondering what a single Nachitoch is, let alone many.

  • Still not finding any good reason to stop in Shreveport. And xm radio’s ads for religious radio are not helping. #
  • We’ve missed our chance to go to Plain Dealing, Louisiana #
  • http://twitpic.com/w9ud9 dinner at big Jake’s BBQ in Texarkana #

  • Haven’t really slept enough, but will be waking up horribly early all of next week, so maybe better stay awake now #
  • commenter left a great recipe on my blog: http://bit.ly/8gBXCy #
  • “In spite of the hassles, nothing quite compares to Italy,…It’s about food, clothing, style. It’s about life.” http://bit.ly/7X813H #
  • finally back to wifi so I can use a computer with a keyboard; I’ve been doing everything from the iPhone almost every day since Dec 24th #
  • Avatar in Imax 3D sold out. Is plain old 3D acceptable? #
  • My problem with 3D movies is that I already have one pair of glasses on my face. This is going to be a pain. #
  • Cameron has read (as well az watched) the classics: The Word for World is Forest, The Dragonriders of Pern, some Philip K Dick… #
  • Watching “Chess”: “You & I, we’ve done it all, chasing our hearts’ desires, yet we go on pretending stories like ours have happy endings.” #
  • @lskrocki it was fine in non-Imax 3D, and I didn’t even have much trouble with the glasses. in reply to lskrocki #

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The Twitter Diaries: 2009-12-27: SF, Tulsa, AR

lazing with a cup of coffee in bed, as I love to do, but this time @jeffreytaylor & John’s place. I’m a gypsy.

DeirdreS: you know you’re a modern mother when your kid hangs up on you in Facebook chat

could really do wtihout a pounding headache today. Where did this come from?

DeirdreS: Apparently google free wifi for the holidays doesn’t apply to sfo.

Dia again. Now to get my car and drive home.

just realized the 23rd is Weds, not Tues, so I have another day to unpack, repack, and do laundry before I take off again. yay me!

per my usual: doing the expense report on my last trip will booking the next

will never eat an airport veggie burger again. Side effects are anti-social and long-lasting.

so much to do that I’m really looking forward to a vacation…

@pizzocalabro begs the question: are there still minors at home? If not, who is she net nannying?

Mother & daughter with identical uncombed hair af Jasons. At least mom is not wearing pjs

there are times when you just need a meatball sandwich

@pizzocalabro a teacher I was training on Internet search way back when asked “How can I avoid nasty content?” “Just don’t click that link.”

Kerberos Authentication for Web Security – Sun Video http://bit.ly/5Z0jdv

“really get to know yourself, for lack of anyone else who understands what the hell you are saying.” http://bit.ly/75RsWP

RT @jeffhuber: DTrace Quick Start Guide – Observing Native and Web Applications in Production http://bit.ly/4JxDXB

Sita Sings the Blues NYC IFC Film Center, Dec. 25-31. http://bit.ly/680ub1 – If you’re in NYC, GO SEE THIS. Amazing animation.

damn, didn’t mean to stay up this late. It’s been a down-and-up night.

More videos from the Solaris Security Summit now available on Sun Video http://bit.ly/7qw6g0

@nonstick Yup. People used to stop on their way off the plane to compliment me on my well-behaved baby. I worked hard for that!

@bubbva coming up: Darren Moffat on ZFS Crypto! (hopefully by tonight)

mood: sunny, with a chance of giggles

@nonstick I wince at parents who don’t know to give the kid something to suck during descent to clear their ears. Those kids are in pain!

@monkchips the way you spelled the name of that Cornish goodie was seriously misleading

Perhaps the secret is not to give in to the tyranny of what /others/ think should make me happy.

hmm. It seems the Ethernet adapter on my Air is no longer working.

Oh yes now I remember: I never go to the mall at this time of year because I HATE crowds.

it was worth braving the holiday shoppers to go to the Apple Store, where they replaced my defective USB-Ethernet adapter for free!

a gift for you ZFS fans: Darren Moffat on ZFS Crypto: Data Encryption for Local, NAS and SAN – Sun Video http://bit.ly/8P4FPi

end of year charity donations done (Woodstock School and the SAGE Program).

multitasking, distractedly. Trying to clear up video odds & ends while organizing my music (yet again) while doing online training…

trying to tell myself I don’t need chocolate all /that/ badly right now… and knowing there are bowls of goodies downstairs…

made plans to spend New Year’s Eve with cousin & her friends in New Orleans, as well as get together other evenings for drinks and music.

@missbhavens huh? is that on purpose so their kids won’t have their birthdays on Christmas?

@drewjensen umm… you may have a point

this training is telling me how to do all sorts of things… but not WHY I would want to do any of them

the weather outside is indeed frightful, and my rooms over the garage are cold, but my butt is warm thanks to my king-sized heating pad

the chocolate won. Now do I want to follow it with a hot toddy?

RT @hemantmehta: Mathematical proof for the existence of cougars? Yay for new lesson plans! http://blog.tanyakhovanova.com/?p=194

@bubbva do you have a good recipe for hot toddy? I don’t actually know how to make an authentic one.

RT @pancrazioauteri: The Vatican Television Center has a TV multiplex in Rome. The frequency is 666 MHz. Please, tell this to Dan Brown!

@ramarob panetone is also REALLY good simply toasted in a pan with a bit of butter, like Mexican pan dulce

I see no reason to get out of my bathrobe, or even out of bed, until it’s time to get on the airport shuttle this afternoon.

my suitcase closes far too easily. I must have forgotten something vital.

Xtianity in action: “prayed real hard that Sen. Byrd would either die or couldn’t show up at the vote the other night.” http://bit.ly/7YeFHx

…I know, love & respect many Christians who will find that repellent. But what is said and done “in the name of God” in US is horrifying

@nonstick amen, sister.

one Christmas treat I do want more of: eggnog! Couldn’t get it in Italy.

On the airport shuttle, hoping 90 mins is enough time to get there.

Oooookay… Now hoping to make it there in one piece. I thought these vans had snow tires

If my flight is actually om time, I’m gonna miss it

Flight’s late. For this one, that’s a good thing

Made it.

This is the end of the terminal where small planes depart for funky destinations. And we’ll have to walk across the Tarmac in blowing snow

I think we’re next in line for de-icing. Cmon people, get me out of here!

Waited so long for de-icing that wd now don’t have enough fuel for takeoff. Back to gate to refuel, then line up for de-icing again. Sigh

We’ll bd back on the gate for another hour, hoping de-icing won’t take too much longer after that. Oh, well. I have homework to do anyway

Got OpenSolaris running in Virtual Box on my Air. Yay me. (What else is there to do while sitting on the tarmac?)

At least I’m able to recharge my iPhone from the Air’s battery.

And if all my gadgets run out of juice, I have “Solaris Internals” to read…

We are moving again, back to the de-ice pad. Let’s hood this time we get thru fast enough not to run out of gas

@willbldrco believe mr, I would /love/ a drink right now…

Bored. Bored bored bored.

@drewjensen nope, never got off. Up and down the tarmac for 3 hrs so far

Finally reached Tulsa af 215 am!

@jimgris good, wehad some ideas about getting you om film. As far as I can tell, I’ll have a job

On the road to Russellville AR, in the rain bt ahead of the snow

@davest yep, running ahead of the weather all the way. Eventual destination: New Orleans, where I was born.

Listening to Leonard Cohen’s Live in London album. He now sounds very like Tom Waits.

I can get by on 6 hours’ sleep, but 4 is definitely not enough.

Settling in for a long winter’s nap. I hope. There are 5 or 6 dogs in this house, plus more outside. Fortunately, all but 1 well schooled.

Having s decent Montepulciano d’Abruzzo, should go well with gumbo

@pizzocalabro what happened to the good old fashioned hip flask?

@willsnow whenever you no longer feel like a newbie. For md at Sun, ths will be approx never.

I’m with someone else’s family, and that’s perfectly fine. Happy Christmas to all my tweeps, and may you all find traditions that work for u

@jimgris you were great last time I filmed you! Glad we’ll get to see you soon. Let me know so I can plan my travel accordingly.

Feeling deliciously lazy. I may sleep for another 2 days.

Disconcerted by increasing evidence that actors really just play themselves

Waiting in line to see “it’s complicated”. Not my first choice but it’ll do

Wow even the edge network sucks out here in Russellville AR

Sunshine makes me happy, even when it’s cold

Diet Dr Pepper with strawberries in it. Umm. No. Not for me.

RT @plasticbagUK: Terrifying article from the Guardian about China’s actions at the Copenhagen climate summit: http://bit.ly/8iFgJi

@jimgris how about talking live and being filmed? I seem to remember your talk at osdevcon filmed well. Tho the interviews did, too

@jimpick yup, flying lots. It just gets more fun all the time

Irritating that an exhibit on ancient Egypt has to end with a Byzantine Christian tombstone, obviously out of place and forced.

Blah mood today, post-Christmas blues I guess

Of course, reading that TSA is about to make my travels even more uselessly miserable does not improve my mood. We pay for their mistakes.

@ben and then they sell confiscated items on eBay

@creepyed that’s not in the US, right?

@italylogue thanks. I hope the TSA agents know that!

@italylogue let us know how it goes

@lhawthorn you’re an Aramco brat? Aha! Asian development brat myself, know a number of Aramco brats