The Twitter Diaries: December, 2008, part 2

@plasticbagUK when I saw vertigo I thought ” oh look, san francisco with parking!”

@Zadi ships passing in the night : just arrived ago heading for a rental car and pali alto

Looking forward to the luxe bathtub at the 4 seasons

Sun’s cafeteria serving Indian food and playing music to match.

Day of filming (for a Jan release) complete, way too much time to kill at SFO. Bought Cosmo at my BIL‘s request – he’s cited in it.

useful to know if you ever fly into Denver: Freedom cab charges $1.80/mile as opposed to Yellow’s $2.25

they’re not wrong…

@michellefabio Italians have very short memories of their own history as mass migrants

I’m sure there are a million things I’m supposed to be doing, but my brain is molasses right now and I can’t remember what they are

final uploads, downloads, etc. then some errands before our flight to Heathrow tonight.

heading back to Europe for a month after my longest stay in the US in 18 years (5+ months). Wondering what it will feel like.

Plane being inspected after it got hit by lightning. More delay, if we fly at all tonight.

We weren’t on the plane when it was hit apparently damage was severe. Overnight at a hotel then fly tomorrow

just talked to BA. So far looks like we’re on track to leave today and get to Milan Saturday morning.

at least we have a voucher for a taxi this time, so don’t have to take SuperShuttle and be there hours early

getting ready for our second attempt to leave the country

Waiting to drop our bags again. At least ba are handling this act of god pretty well so far

@wisequeen trying to!

@wisequeen holiday only

doesn’t happen to me often, but that was a fairly hellish trip. Finally arrived home 24+ hours later than expected

have no idea what I did with the charger for my Italian cellphone

@jeffreytaylor unfortunately, Northern California is a relatively small and unrepresentative part of the overall American reality

@IgorMinar where do you find Bosnian and Serbian pickles? and what are they like?

whoa. looks like we tiptoed out between potential (but not quite) disasters at Denver airport.

@davest maybe someone’s trying to remind you what it was like to live in Colorado. ; )

home in Lecco. bought 100 euros’ worth of chocolate at the factory outlet http://www.beginningwithi.c…

major jet lag, up talking with Ross til 4:30 am. Interesting cultural reflections upon being back in Italy after 5 months in the US

trying to remember where my turtlenecks are in the Lecco house

did my old 2-hr commute to visit former colleagues in Milan. There is nothing I miss about that.

in Italy, executives are being laid off

I wish [American] [men] would clue in to how excluding sports analogies are. Red Sox vs. Yankees means nothing to me, or most of the world.

@ThinGuy in which part of the world and by whom?

@pizzocalabro a specific instance, but email.

@ThinGuy mostly a guy thing, and of course it’s very culture-specific, so perforce it leaves people out. Not good for biz communications

@plasticbagUK there’s worse company than House

the family ambigram

argh. almost 5 am and I’m still awake (did sleep from ~10:30-1:30)

@caseymckinnon Jon Stewart and I were born EXACTLY the same day, and are both left handed

@italylogue I hope you have better luck than we did getting out of Denver. Where are you going?

torchlight procession to the top of the mountain opposite; my friend Lisa is in there somewhere

@fakejonathan hair smelling like truffles would be really, really gross

back online after 3.5 days without Internet (the horror!)

@medgno got back just in time. ; )

figured out how to add a tag cloud to my blog. Feeling quite chuffed about it, since I am not in any sense a programmer

taking a long time to get over jet lag. Maybe because of the trip from hell plus subsequent road travel in Italy.

had to speak to my bank to verify a wire transfer. The “security” questions are all facts that anyone could figure out about me in <5 mins

…and to change the “password” I would have to snail-mail a request on paper. No wonder identity theft is so easy.

kid: didn’t wake up in time to wash her clothes (no dryer here!), now wants to borrow my new cashmere. Tough luck.

maybe I just have a monstrous sleep deficit

@Roam2Rome somehow docs like that turn out about 30% shorter when translated into decent English

@Roam2Rome no need for guilt – you have to wade through all those superfluous source words to figure out the content, it’s a lot of work

@pippawilson io ho preso 4 [voli] in 6 giorni, a novembre

@moroplace perche sei in ufficio? Non siamo in vacanza, o e’ solo per gli Americani?

Cartoceto photo gallery: memories of a different place, and a much warmer day!

waiting for the potatoes to boil so we can eat them with bollito (boiled meats) and yummy sauces

…while cleaning out thousands of duplicates in my iTunes library. Needs an automatic function for this

traffic to my site fell off sharply Christmas day and hasn’t regained. Does this mean everyone has a life outside the Internet?

argh! get these @#@$# Scientologists off my website!

the weird thing is, the Scientologists are advertising on my Funny Signs posts

Milan, Christmas 2008

@ceri I’ve wiped out my inbox several times thanks to system reinstalls, change of computer/OS. I’ve never been sure it was accidental.

@timfoster a very old fave of mine [The Princess Bride]. The movie was great but the book (which I read years before) is even better.

spending my vacation digitizing more of my life (CDs that didn’t make it into iTunes last year)

@tgardner someone who is better left out of the gene pool anyway

wow. We actually have CDs that have never been entered into Gracenote

@MarketingProfs re. consumerism: One shock-but-not-surprise in moving back to the US has been just how much sheer crap people buy.

pesto pizza and salad for dinner. Replaced the calories from the 1-hour walk around the lake in the freezing cold earlier

@koolinus very simple and yummy: Buitoni pizza base with mozzarella, pesto slathered on top, this time I added potato slices.

@missbhavens funny, I’ve just been moving the pages to do with my garden onto WordPress

moving > 2000 pages from static html to WordPress is…a lot of work

@seancarlos fixing the links will be round two – right now I’m just redirecting, page by page

@koolinus I first ate pesto pizza in a restaurant in Milan; if anything, blame the Milanesi!

@seancarlos nice, thanks. I was going to use Google Webmaster tools for this, is LinkSleuth better?

The Twitter Diaries: December, 2008, part 1

all this and I’m supposed to do Christmas shopping, too? Amazon to the rescue!

night before my last day in St B. Hasn’t been totally a vacation (worked every day), but I do feel refreshed, ready to plunge back in. Sorta

“Many posts are in … countries where various discomforts exist and American-style amenities and e-mail are unavailable. ” FSOT guide

@zephoria re copy editors, yes, even the Economist seems to have lost some, to my shock and horror

@davest depending where you are, e.g. United checkin area, it may be quicker to walk.

2 things re. this article : 1. the headline puns are passe’ 2. spot the Freudian slip!

doing some very tedious stat work, half listening to some amazing live music

In Manhattan most of Wednesday. Who wants to meet up?

last morning in St B after a very late night. I was going to sleep later, but there was a goat bleating outside my window

On my way to jfk to fly to Austin, collect a suitcase, and on to Denver tomorrow. Mpk again sometime before we go to Italy for Xmas dec 18

@ItalyArtTravel home in lecco on lake comp plus abruzzo where my mil lives

In spite of actually having worked every day of it, the “vacation” was refreshing. I’m Coming back loaded for bear, so watch out!

@jeffreytaylor did that building complex [capitol in Dhaka, Bangladesh] finally get finished? when we were there in 1976 it was a deserted construction site

back in Austin, briefly

10 minutes of Christmas shopping on Amazon

about to leave for the airport for the last leg of this very long trip. The next one may be as soon as next week, but will be much shorter

I want a “never tell me this again” check box for airport announcements.

Shuttle driver [taking me home, finally] returning to terminal for 1 more. My generous spirit wars w/ knowing this will make the trip even longer

@missbhavens thank you for your constant ability to make me laugh, often when I really, really need it

back in the office after a month on the road, wading through expense reports and producing video

Hey friends in Italy I’ll be back on the 19th. Let’s make plans to meet!

Enjoying the Colorado sunshine while my friend raids Borders. Sometimes I actually manage to sit still for a whole ten minutes

leaving those blue, blue waters behind

came home sick with a sinus infection. Feel like my head is going to explode

ooh, here comes the snow!

watching the temperature plunge at http://tinyurl.com/6o8lgz

not returnable

@anildash “woah” is how Tin Tin’s dog Snowy barks (in English). I always wondered how that was supposed to be pronounced.

for the 2nd time, email from a Harker School student asking permission to use a photo from my site. That school is teaching great netiquette

@jeffreytaylor you’ll always be welcome to come enjoy the view from our place on Lake Como

@jeffreytaylor glad to hear it. The view’s not bad here in Colorado, either!

sometimes, to survive, you need a change of environment

Chelsea Bluegrass

editing video and running stats. As so often

@webmink examples?

for anyone who’s really, really into storage (and video)

magician at work: http://tinyurl.com/5ppojd

@lbridenne76 @smaragdis Might be a good idea but I want easy, comprehensive, aggregated stats. I spend too much time running numbers

@trine I hope that is less serious than it sounds

trying to get into the <shudder> holiday spirit.

I am all out of cope

@missbhavens tell you what, I’m just gonna come live with you!

an enlightened reader writes me: “get that Obama crap off this Italian website!” Obviously not reading too closely

@jowyang I used to “follow” people on the Usenet, with mostly positive reactions: http://www.beginningwithi.c…

@jowyang I think it would depend largely on how it’s being used. e.g., Amazon deals is exactly what I expect, so it’s not spam

mathematician Serge Lang used to make the world’s best eggnog for Yale Xmas parties. He used Courvoisier. That sounds perfect for tonight

yet another crisis tamed, at least for the moment. Home with eggnog.

really, really glad I have a weekend of nothing much to do. Physically and emotionally exhausted.

@jeffreytaylor [a friend who had just left Paris to move back to the US] best to concentrate on the upsides right now. 24 hour groceries, for example.

@divinacucina I call that an epic tourist fail

need to do a bit more Christmas shopping (SIL and MIL), video editing, pack for next week’s travels

@tara_kelly . You’re providing info they need, if that also happens to be self-serving, that doesn’t make you evil.

@lskrocki weird. The US medical system never ceases to amaze me.

the anti-Obama guy emailed me again, accusing me of being neither Italian (never said I was) nor American (which I am). WTF?

Overheard in the mall: “yeah, she’s not gonna have a big butt forever”

survived a day of shopping. I don’t usually have the stamina for this most American of sports

@anildash You’ve been reading Terry Pratchett, I take it.

learn in Italian in Song: Acqua Azzurra, Acqua Chiara

@markingegno hai bisogno di sostegno morale?

@anildash start with “Hogfather”, which is seasonal and makes exactly the parallel you did: grim reaper = Santa Claus. Wildly funny, too.

providing Momly reassurances to the kid. Could use some of the same myself.

@jscusc on a Saturday night, no less. Why ARE you working?

@ThinGuy bring them out to Colorado. the 1-2 inches predicted looks like 4 to me already

@stephenfry So glad to see you & Hugh are still friends. Hear there’s a lot of snark about him in the UK.

@ThinGuy Five?!? wow. In my book, just /having/ more than one is incredibly brave.

don’t know why the neighbors are shoveling/snowblowing their sidewalks and driveways. Snow still coming down hard.

@Halcyon thanks, eggnography.com was fun!

Pandigital photo frame for mother-in-law’s Xmas present looks pretty snazzy. Whole family will contribute photos.

@glynnfoster depending, might still be better than no project at all. Here’s hoping for us warm ‘n fuzzy community types.

@glynnfoster having a job I can be passionate about is why I left Italy. Here’s hoping I get to keep it!

@glynnfoster Happy to say it has been.

@glynnfoster er, has been noticed.

Mom’s tech support, at your service

it’s 1 F here, – something with wind chill. And the neighborhood kids are going sledding. Don’t think I’m cut out for Colorado

transferring old posts about Christmas in Italy to my new WP site.

last night’s SNL was so bad even Hugh Laurie couldn’t save it. Do they not have writers anymore?

@macsun heading there tomorrow myself. Forecast is warmer, but also wetter

two concalls then a shuttle to the airport. Guess I better hurry up and eat some lunch

“Homei Chinese food $1 a scoop” sounds absolutely alarming

“The most typical case is when a number of residents group together to complain about the aroma of Asian cooking” http://tinyurl.com/5c74dm

The Twitter Diaries: November, 2008 part 2

about to go offline for the rest of the day to make final party arrangements from web

…and a good time was had by all from web

@c0t0d0s0 sorry I missed you [at CEC], too. It was a crazy week. Still is. from web in reply to c0t0d0s0

@thepartycow anything with bacon tastes good! from web in reply to thepartycow

running the stats to see who won the blogging contest. from web

<sigh> Italian university reforms – be sure to read the comments! from web

@c0t0d0s0 have to survive 2 more days of SC08 (didn’t do much on it today, another student party that we sponsored to attend tonight) from web in reply to c0t0d0s0

@c0t0d0s0 …and then I’m gonna make like a sheep herder and get the flock out of here! from web in reply to c0t0d0s0

The Glamorous Life (revised and expanded) from web

trying to remember when I last had a full day off, let alone a weekend. It’s all catching up with me now. from web

Touring TACC, should get some cool tho very noisy footage from twitterrific

Sc08 winding down. Everyone’s exhausted from twitterrific

quoted in David Pogue’s column today, see if you can guess which one was me: from web

the long run of conferences is officially over. A meeting or two tomorrow, then off to St. Barthelmy on Saturday. Total collapse first from web

need a cheap, funky venue for an OpenStorage Summit in SFO, Feb 23rd. Suggestions? from web

biker babes and others on the SC08 show floor from web

Austin airport waiting for a flight to jfk. Tomorrow on to st Barth’s! from twitterrific

On the way to overnight with a classmate in NYC. Ross wants to go out. from twitterrific

Another bat out of hell taxi ride in new york from twitterrific

woke at 6, slept again il 10, still utterly exhausted. Going to be hard to pull together numbers today. from web
(I wasn’t entirely on vacation…)

…have to admit that being in a tropical paradise doesn’t help! from web

@tgardner totally not watching Rachael Ray. Why, is she doing something we should actually care about? from web in reply to tgardner

Video stats completed & sent. Time to pour another shot of vanilla rum and go help cook Hindustani khanna from web

@pizzocalabro thanks for the giggle – I needed that. Can’t figure out whether I want to see Twilight. Just read the book. Enh. from web in reply to pizzocalabro

@pizzocalabro thanks for the reminder- haven’t read Cleolinda in AGES. from web in reply to pizzocalabro

listening to the cries of a lost goat kid, and the deeper, hoarse bleats of its distraught mother. They’ll find each other. from web

St. Barthelemy: The Return from web

@tgardner run too much with the beer dogs & you soon become a much bigger dog than you were. I wish I hadn’t learned to like beer! from web in reply to tgardner

island wifi from web

the problem with having a huge international family is that there’s always something scary going on near someone you love (Mumbai, now) from web

@missbhavens check out this one: http://www.beginningwithi.c… from web in reply to missbhavens

this is India’s 9/11. Have any Americans even noticed? Hello, people! This matters! from web

role call of friends in Mumbai okay so far, tho one of the police commissioners killed was the relative of a schoolmate. from web

@rosso thanks for the links on Mumbai – very helpful. from web in reply to rosso

an Indian friend is sad that her Australian friend can’t come visit now – he’s too high-profile. from web

But she also said “I don’t want to be walking around with someone who’s a target”. from web

Then she asked me: “So when are you coming back to India?” <wistful irony> from web

@trine email seems to be normal, but I couldn’t get thru to a Mumbai land line from Skype last night, nor watch any Indian news video sites from web in reply to trine

@pandemia se vuoi qualche appunto dall’esperienza Sun, fammi sapere from web in reply to pandemia

today I’m 46 and my entire life is in question. Interesting times, I guess. from web

@ThinGuy thanks. Not getting laid off would be a good start. from web in reply to ThinGuy

@lucaconti @pandemia (non mi follow su nessuno dei 2, non posso messaggiarti). Cmq dipende dal giorno, non ricordo la data from web in reply to lucaconti

battery meter on my Air doesn’t know where it is anymore from web

oops from web

@ThinGuy no worse than the many times I’ve fallen off horses. Could use a good neck massage, but that’s about it. Happy birthday to me! from web in reply to ThinGuy

Suketu Mehta says it for me from web

morning-after soreness from yesterday’s car misadventure. ow, ow, ow. Need a massage, maybe. from web

@jscusc from where I’m sitting, the tropical trees and bushes look amazing without snow. ; ) from web in reply to jscusc

the evening ended with a house concert including http://tinyurl.com/6pru87 from web

@pippawilson ma anche il vice-versa! from web in reply to pippawilson

Obama and his cabinet, TCKs from web

contemplating: if I get RIFfed by Sun, could I get a job in India? China? Hmm. from web

A friend writes: “A lot of the children at…the most elite and oldest school in Bombay have lost one or both parents” – truly India’s 9/11 from twhirl

@c0t0d0s0 no particular reason, and thanks for the compliment, but surely that’s what we’re all thinking right now. from twhirl in reply to c0t0d0s0

@jowyang re chai, make your own! recipes vary, but most involve boiling milk, water with tea, sugar + spices esp. cardamom from twhirl in reply to jowyang

@pizzocalabro any kind you like, but plain black, not flavored. You’ll want to use a strainer for the spices, e.g. cinnamon stick and clove from twhirl in reply to pizzocalabro

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