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YouTube Transcription FAIL

YouTube’s new, experimental automatic audio transcription still needs a lot of work. It seems to have particular difficulty with non-American accents, or with people speaking quickly – which describes most Joyent engineers! I’m sure it will improve, probably quickly, but we should keep for posterity the bizarre yet poetic discourse of a Brendan Gregg technical presentation as interpreted by the YouTube transcription bot.

Original videos, four parts totaling 60 minutes (use the CC option to see the captions in place):

Here is YouTube’s attempt to transcribe it:

Part 1

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notions and others that have erode
to discover that it is something the difference was exciting
let’s talk about it
because with interest

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that it was about

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the point of what he’s done
the concepts and tools will be going through
used to explain to us that concepts

that you can hardly it said that she had an idea
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Part 2

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Part 3

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Geek Humor

Storagetek’s Broomfield, CO, headquarters was abundantly decorated with artwork. After Sun acquired the company, everyone moved to Sun’s BRM campus, and eventually the Storagetek building was closed down. The artwork appeared overnight in the BRM offices. I don’t know who decided where to put it all, but our floor (engineering) got lots of photographs of objects in space.

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