(This was all the Christmas decorating I did: added some cheap-but-shiny Ikea ornaments to my existing strings of twinkle lights. I may not ever take them down.)
“When you’re unhappy, you get to pay a lot of attention to yourself. And you get to take yourself oh so very seriously. Your truly happy people, which is to say, your people who truly like themselves, they don’t think about themselves very much. Your unhappy person resents it when you try to cheer him up, because that means he has to stop dwellin’ on himself and start payin’ attention to the universe. Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.”
Tom Robbins Jitterbug Perfume
I’ve been meaning for a long time to make a video tribute to the amazing people of Sun Microsystems. It has been my honor and privilege to work with some of the finest minds in this industry (or any industry), many of whom I also got to film at Sun conferences and other events worldwide.
While it’s breaking my heart to witness the diaspora of Sun talent, I take comfort in knowing that, in new companies with new projects, these folks will cause a thousand new technologies to bloom. I look forward to seeing what everyone gets up to – including those who remain at Oracle – and hope you’ll all stay in touch and keep me posted. Though a situation like Sun may be unique and unrepeatable, I expect I’ll work with you again someday.
Most of the footage shown here I shot myself over three years, in varying conditions and with varying equipment. A few of these clips are someone else’s footage that I post-produced or edited. A few of the more engaging clips were created by the teams participating in the Go Game during the OpenSolaris Developers’ Summit held in 2008. Those aren’t my work, but – if you’ve got footage of David Korn dancing, you use it! (No, he was not a Sun employee; there are a few other “friends of” in here as well.)
The photos are mostly mine. I chose the song primarily for its bouncy and variable tempo, so if you find yourself juxtaposed with an unflattering lyric, don’t take it personally – it wasn’t intentional. Apologies to the many who were left out – I have too much material for one three-minute song! If you’re neither in the video nor in the Missing list below, let me know in the comments and I’ll add you.
Dec 28, 2010 – Have started updating the lists below with “where are they now” information – feel free to add comments if you know something I don’t! (And can add people who aren’t on these lists.)
Starring
in order of appearance
(Bruno Souza) at OSCON 2009 – Brazilian government?
Dominic Kay at SNIA SNW 2008 – Oracle
Tim Thomas at Sun’s London office, Jan 2009 – ?
Valerie Bubb Fenwick at OSCON 2009- Oracle
Cindy Swearingen at Sun’s Broomfield campus, Jan 2010- Oracle
John Sonnenschein, Go Game at the Open Solaris Developers’ Summit, Santa Cruz, 2008 – Joyent
John Fowler at SC08, Austin- Oracle
Andy Bechtolsheim at SC08, Austin – Arista
Rick Ramsey & Darren Moffat at OOW10 – Oracle
Rossella Laeng & April Hall at SC08, Austin – n/a
Jeff Jackson celebrating Mardi Gras at Sun’s Menlo Park campus, 2009 – ?
Josh Simons at SC08, Austin – ?
Sara Dornsife at the Open Solaris Developers’ Summit 2008 – PayPal
Sunay Tripathi at the Security Summit at LISA09 – ?
Roch Bourbonnais at Sun’s San Francisco office, March 2010- Oracle
George Wilson in San Francisco, July 2010 – Delphix
Constantin Gonzalez at the Open Solaris Developers’ Summit 2009- Oracle
Niall Power at Sun’s Dublin office, Jan 2009
Dan Templeton, Miha Ahronovitz, Gregory Shirin at SC08, Austin- Oracle
Mike Shapiro & Steve O’Grady in San Francisco, Sept 2008 – ?, still at RedMonk
Alan DuBoff et al Go Game at the Open Solaris Developers’ Summit 2008 – ?
Dan Maslowski & Scott Tracy at CommunityOne 2009- Oracle
Scott Rotondo at OSCON 2009- Oracle
Dennis Maher at the Security Summit at LISA09- Oracle
Ashu Tripathi at the Open Source Grid & Cluster Conference 2008- Oracle
Bruno Souza & Jack Adams at OSCON 2009
Juergen Schleich at home 2009
Simon Phipps, Charlie Boyle, Angel Camacho in Porto Alegre, Brazil 2009 – Forgerock, Oracle, EMC
Java fans with Roger Brinkley at FISL 2009
Teresa Giacomini at FISL 2009- Oracle
Tim Bray & Bryan Cantrill at OOW09 – Google, Joyent
Durjoy Mazumdar at OOW09- Oracle
Joost Pronk at OOW10- Oracle
Darren Moffat at the Security Summit at LISA09- Oracle
Liane Praza, Dave Miner, Bart Smaalders, Dan Price, Dan Roberts at LISA10- Oracle, except for Dan R.
Markus Flierl at the Solaris Summmit at LISA10- Oracle
Liane Praza at the Solaris Summmit at LISA10- Oracle
Glenn Faden at the Solaris Summmit at LISA10- Oracle
Nicolas Droux at the Solaris Summmit at LISA10- Oracle
Ellard Roush at the Security Summit at LISA09- Oracle
Art Licht at the Open Road to Storage, Broomfield, 2009- Oracle
Alex Barclay at the Laureate Institute for Brain Research, Sept 2009
Meenakshi Kaul-Basu at Sun’s Menlo Park campus 2008- Oracle
Gia-Khanh Nguyen at Sun’s Menlo Park campus 2008- Oracle
Graham Scattergood at Sun’s London office 2009
Jim Mauro (stunt) & Dan Price at LISA10- Oracle
Jack Adams & Nick Solter at OSCON 2009 – ?, Context Optional
Diana Wadding at Sun’s Broomfield campus 2009- Oracle
OSUG Leaders, Tim Marsland at CommunityOne 2009 – ?
Kelly Nishimura & Bill Franklin at CommunityOne 2009 – ?, ?
Joy Marshall, Frank Lindquist, Lynn Rohrer at CommunityOne 2009- Oracle, ?, Oracle
Bruno Souza & Aaron Newcomb at FISL 2009 – ?, Oracle
David Gwynne & Garrett D’Amore at the Kernel Conference Australia 2009 – ?, Nexenta
Kris Hake at CommunityOne 2009
Lynn Rohrer at FISL 2009- Oracle
Christoph Schuba at the Security Summit at LISA09- Oracle
Drew Wilson at LISA08- Oracle
Fritz Ferstl at the Open Source Grid & Cluster Conference 2008
Jeff Bonwick & Bill Moore at SNIA 2008, maybe – mystery startup (both of them)
? & David Korn Go Game at the Open Solaris Developers’ Summit 2008
Ben Rockwood & Deirdré Straughan at LISA09 – Joyent
Kuldip Oberoi & Don Kretsch at Sun’s Menlo Park campus 2010- Oracle
Jim Mauro at Sun’s San Francisco office 2010- Oracle
Brendan Gregg at Fishworks 2010 – Joyent
Jeff Cheeney, Jim Grisanzio, Michelle Luna, Chris Baker Go Game at the Open Solaris Developers’ Summit 2008 – ?, Oracle, Oracle, Oracle
Harriet Coverston at the SAM-QFS BoF at SC09 – ?
Brendan Gregg at Sun’s Broomfield campus, FROSUG Oct 2009 – “Who turned out the lights?”
Missing
People I have actually filmed but could not lay hands on the footage, or there just wasn’t room for it (this list is destined to grow). Some of these videos are were for a time available on blogs.sun.com/video, others were lost in the move to Oracle (not by me!). A lot of the video I shot for Sun/Oracle (and more) is on my YouTube channel.
Aaron Dailey- Oracle
John Forte- Oracle
Jim Dunham
Spencer Shepler
Robert Thurlow- Oracle
Mark Carlson- Oracle
…and a bunch of others at SNIA SDC 2007. And 2008.
Stephen S. Teppler Esq.
Glynn Foster- Oracle
the NWAM team- Oracle
Peter Karlsson- Oracle
Philip Torchinsky- Oracle
Bill Nesheim- Oracle
…and several others at Tech Days Hyderabad
Charles Baker- Oracle
Clay Baenziger- Oracle
Arnaud Lacour – ?
…and others at various editions of FROSUG
James McPherson- Oracle
Max Bruning – Joyent
Sherry Moore- Oracle
Gavin Maltby
…and others at the Kernel Conference Australia 2009
The mayor, who is named for the village’s patron saint, Crispino, has hidden from everyone to escape the pressure to donate his stock of lumber to the ark-building effort. The whole village searches for him.